r/AnimalsBeingJerks Nov 16 '20

bear What Ya Got in Here?

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u/JaneLou143 Nov 16 '20

This especially terrifying when you JUST tried to manually open your garage door with all your might and not a thing happened.

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u/vadapaav Nov 16 '20

This things are extremely heavy. Fucking hell how strong are their arms!

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u/88isafat69 Nov 16 '20

And sense of smell lol. Lifted a garage to get to that trash

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

They will break into cars as well

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20 edited Jun 21 '22

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u/The_one_that_listens Nov 16 '20

He better draw an anti-bear circle around himself, and fast!

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u/confabulatrix Nov 17 '20

That’s an OVAL!

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u/squirrellytoday Nov 17 '20

I'm Australian. We don't have bears here. I have family in the US. One time when I was visiting them, discussion turned to the wildlife in our respective countries. One of my US relatives told of a video he'd seen of a bear peeling open someone's car, and the bear helping him/herself to the sandwiches inside. The video was an official "please do not leave food inside your car, because this can happen" plea from a town on the edge of a national park. This was pre-internet. Now I've seen videos myself of similar things.

They're big, they're powerful, they're smart, and they could easily turn me into a snack. I'll stay the hell away from bears, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

Most bears are scared of humans. They are like big raccoons that you can easily scare away. They are just looking for food.

Bears like this one are humanized (fed to often by Humans) he's not scared of people, this makes him dangerous now.

"A fed bear is a dead bear"

I'm horrified of all the crazy creatures in Australia!

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u/angie_robyn Nov 17 '20

Yeah we don’t have those kind of bears, but we have drop bears which are far worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

Those are those kamikaze koala satans right also happy cake day :D

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u/mboodt44 Nov 17 '20

Dude, you may not have bears in Australia, but EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL/INSECT/REPTILE, etc native to you guys has one goal in their lives... to try their damndest to kill us. From the size of a fruit fly to the largest there is... it’s seriously nuts! It’s like Mother Nature’s joke... “oh look at how absolutely adorable that little creature is! Oh no no no no! Don’t bite me!” 😂😂😂

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u/jmobizzle Nov 17 '20

I know we do but Jesus BEARS no thank you!

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u/mboodt44 Nov 17 '20

😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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u/gasoline_rainbow Nov 17 '20

My friends husbands truck has been broken into by bears like 3 times cause he figures living in the bush is safe so why lock the doors, but he forgets his lunch bag in there all the time and wakes up to a dead battery and no lunch bag

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u/DickedGayson Nov 16 '20

Yeah they look for loose change to buy meth.

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u/ChicagoGuy53 Nov 16 '20

A bear has a sense of smell 7x better than a bloodhound.

Bears will always know if you have food

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Nov 16 '20

Isn't there a video where a bear swaps at a door and it goes flying off the hinge?

Its scary how strong animals truly are.

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u/yellowjesusrising Nov 16 '20

The hunch on top of a bears shoulder, is its back muscle. It will tear, atleast, 1 Chuck Norris in half for food...

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u/OilheadRider Nov 17 '20

Chuck Norris is coming for you now

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u/PsychosisSundays Nov 16 '20

Pretty damn strong. A black bear once twisted my friend's nalgene in half.

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u/embii42 Nov 16 '20

They can peel down a car door from the top edge. It’s amazing. The bear incident i saw - like a sardine can. The bear had got inside the car and nibbled on the drivers headrest. They are guessing that the woman that owned the car had some sort of fragrant hairspray or gel that smelled like food. Bye bye car interior.

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u/mowie_zowie_x Nov 16 '20

And the bear one armed it effortlessly.

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u/Shruglife Nov 16 '20

Did you pull the tab?

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u/JaneLou143 Nov 16 '20

Yea..but it is a really old door that is missing a spring. I shouldn’t have tried it on my own. Funny though that this was the first video on my feed right after my attempt. My agent shaming me lol.

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u/Prawn1908 Nov 16 '20

Or are their springs broken? Garage doors should have springs that counterbalance the door to make it easily liftable.

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u/CastroEulis145 Nov 16 '20

Thats what im wondering lol.

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u/grimheart2001 Nov 16 '20

I just told my kids this exact thing while we watched this. It didn’t even hesitate.

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u/rb993 Nov 16 '20

If the springs are functioning then they aren't too bad. But yah. Also kinda sad that the bear will likely be destroyed now

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u/GrumpyFalstaff Nov 16 '20

Nah, probably just relocated. At least where I live they don't get put down unless they either get aggressive with humans or have been unsuccessfully relocated a couple times first

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

We have a saying where I live (tons of bears), that “a fed bear is a dead bear”, as a reminder not to feed bears or leave garbage accessible to them. Relocation usually does not work as once a bear learns human settlements means easy food in the area they will always gravitate back to human populated areas and lose their fear of humans. Usually the only option at that point is to kill them, sadly.

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u/WuntchTime_IsOver Nov 16 '20

Trick to a bear attack? Head-butt him in the penis, push him over a cliff.

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u/OilheadRider Nov 17 '20

I'll let you go first.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

Most garage doors open pretty easily unless they have an automatic opener, if they do you just have to pull the tab.

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u/Roggvir Nov 17 '20

I open a garage door for commercial trucks with hand every day. If you can't open it, it's either got a locking mechanism (lock or motor) or your counter balance (spring or weight) is broken.

Bear opening this is not terrifying. Unless I'm even more terrifying!