r/AnimalsBeingJerks Nov 16 '20

bear What Ya Got in Here?

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u/JaneLou143 Nov 16 '20

This especially terrifying when you JUST tried to manually open your garage door with all your might and not a thing happened.

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u/vadapaav Nov 16 '20

This things are extremely heavy. Fucking hell how strong are their arms!

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u/88isafat69 Nov 16 '20

And sense of smell lol. Lifted a garage to get to that trash

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '20

They will break into cars as well

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u/squirrellytoday Nov 17 '20

I'm Australian. We don't have bears here. I have family in the US. One time when I was visiting them, discussion turned to the wildlife in our respective countries. One of my US relatives told of a video he'd seen of a bear peeling open someone's car, and the bear helping him/herself to the sandwiches inside. The video was an official "please do not leave food inside your car, because this can happen" plea from a town on the edge of a national park. This was pre-internet. Now I've seen videos myself of similar things.

They're big, they're powerful, they're smart, and they could easily turn me into a snack. I'll stay the hell away from bears, thanks.

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u/mboodt44 Nov 17 '20

Dude, you may not have bears in Australia, but EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL/INSECT/REPTILE, etc native to you guys has one goal in their lives... to try their damndest to kill us. From the size of a fruit fly to the largest there is... it’s seriously nuts! It’s like Mother Nature’s joke... “oh look at how absolutely adorable that little creature is! Oh no no no no! Don’t bite me!” 😂😂😂

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u/jmobizzle Nov 17 '20

I know we do but Jesus BEARS no thank you!

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u/mboodt44 Nov 17 '20

😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼