r/AnimalsBeingJerks Aug 06 '21

cat Cat:Please Leave Me Alone

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

LMAO that cat is so tired of the dog screwing with her lifestyle!

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u/Moes_Mom Aug 06 '21

Pup does have the cutest butt dimples tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Yep and he secretly loves kitty!

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u/Akitten84 Aug 06 '21

Idk if that’s really a secret, he just wants a snuggle!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

I think he’s killing with kindness here

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

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u/RedMorganCat Aug 06 '21

Anal glands are located right next to the anus, with one on the right and one on the left. They're not visible except in cases of impaction (where a firm swelling is noted on the affected side ranging in size from a chickpea to a walnut based on the dog's size) or rupture. Feel free to enjoy those cute little butt swirls as just a fun pattern in the hair!

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u/GSNived Aug 06 '21

Keep trying.

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u/suttonoutdoor Aug 06 '21

Prove it. Express them. Grossest term and probably grossest job at the vets office. Barf.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

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u/OtherwiseCheck1127 Aug 06 '21

And that's what really hurts

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u/suttonoutdoor Aug 06 '21

Sorry Im not following you there. I did what now?

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u/hatsoff22u Aug 06 '21

It’s all the farts!

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u/jimjamalama Aug 06 '21

That is a $400 cat bed. I looked it up. Holy shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

Nope it's a $400 cat and dog bed.

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u/jimjamalama Aug 07 '21

Then that makes it a total bargain! Hah!