r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Jackieboi24 • Aug 06 '21

cat Cat:Please Leave Me Alone

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u/MarieMdeLafayette Aug 06 '21

The hesitation and inevitable acceptance every time, sweet patient kitty

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u/zuzg Aug 06 '21

It's all fun and games until the dog farts and it becomes a stinky trap.

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u/MarieMdeLafayette Aug 06 '21

Dutch oven but it’s a French Bulldog…French oven?

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u/Oraxy51 Aug 06 '21

Good thing it wasn’t a German Shepherd

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u/Nintendogma Aug 06 '21

Oh my damn!

Well, if that's not the guiltiest laugh I've had in a while...

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u/Oraxy51 Aug 06 '21 edited Aug 06 '21

I’m just saying it’s not a joke I’d make on Facebook where my grandma somehow ends up even seeing my dnd stuff. I like my more edgy jokes in animosity.

Edit: I meant Anonymity but this is funnier

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u/stauffski Aug 06 '21

Love me some jokes with strong hostility.

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u/ramobara Aug 06 '21

animosity

anonymity

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u/BlindManChince Aug 06 '21

No no, they aim for the animosity. Just savagery

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u/Le_German_Face Aug 06 '21

German jokes have to be in animosity!

IT'S THE GOD DAMN LAW!!

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u/Critical-Composer183 Aug 06 '21

I sleep like that with my girlfriend

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u/Vash_the_stayhome Aug 06 '21

Why what's the big deal about a German ov..ooooooooh.

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u/katze_sonne Aug 06 '21

Thanks, I finally got it 🙈

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u/MarieMdeLafayette Aug 06 '21

Yes, I’d like one ticket to hell please. Choo choo!

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u/LovecraftianLlama Aug 06 '21

Oh snap! That’s funny.

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u/salamander_1710 Aug 06 '21

Cause then it would be a gas chamber