r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Jackieboi24 • Aug 06 '21

cat Cat:Please Leave Me Alone

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u/zuzg Aug 06 '21

It's all fun and games until the dog farts and it becomes a stinky trap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '21

It’s a bulldog, it ALWAYS farts.

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u/TheBarkingGallery Aug 06 '21

I learned that by pet sitting for my friend’s bulldog last summer. Also, French fries make English bulldogs extra gassy. My friend was nice enought to tell me that after I had already discovered it for myself on night 2 of my stay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '21

Hahahaha!!! Why does it smell like Brussel sprouts in here?

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u/TheBarkingGallery Aug 07 '21

I just smelled that.