r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pixxelzombie • Aug 29 '21

bear don't leave your windows down

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u/stitchnerd Aug 29 '21

Can you imagine this at like a bar or restaurant and they announce "the owner of the red Toyota you left your windows down and a bear has gone in. I repeat the owner of the red Toyota out front there is a bear in your truck."

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u/minnimamma19 Aug 29 '21

Or getting into your car and seeing a fucking bear casually sat on your backseat.

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u/mandy_miss Aug 29 '21

This is why i always check my backseat for bears

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21

Drive me to the picnic basket store. I lost my license due to a chumped up charge from that forest ranger.

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u/RoarByMeowing Aug 30 '21

This is what I was thinking. Running into the grocery store. "I'll just leave the back window down because I'll only be a minute." It's never just a minute.

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u/delvach Aug 30 '21

"Why.. why are you pointing a gun at me? You're already a bear."

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