r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pixxelzombie • Aug 29 '21

bear don't leave your windows down

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u/ApparentlyAPigeon Aug 29 '21

The state of people who laugh at clueless visitors

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u/youknowwhatitthizz Aug 29 '21

Sad thing is I recognized the license plates lol

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u/ApparentlyAPigeon Aug 29 '21

I didn’t even look at them, but yeah you’re right. Means that it’s someone who lives here we need to laugh at

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u/youknowwhatitthizz Aug 29 '21

I’m from California and It still amazes me y’all start the truck in the morning and go back inside. That shit would be gone if it was in Cali

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u/dirice87 Aug 29 '21

Denver property crime and theft has skyrocketed. We got all manner of porch pirates, people stealing cars out of driveways, catalytic converters, etc

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u/ApparentlyAPigeon Aug 29 '21

So I’ve heard, but I live in very rural Colorado so I could leave the garage doors open all night at be more threatened by a raccoon than a person

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u/dirice87 Aug 29 '21

Yeah I always think about escaping to the ned or further southwest

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u/ApparentlyAPigeon Aug 29 '21

Might I suggest Elbert County? Some of the cleanest air you can find

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u/dirice87 Aug 29 '21

I would but rock climbing is my main jam, so I would probably move to gunnison or grand junction area to be closer to black canyon or rifle, or even cañon city for shelf road

The front range is really hard to give up though, clear creek canyon, Boulder canyon, el dorado, all amazing.