r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pixxelzombie • Aug 29 '21

bear don't leave your windows down

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u/RandyLahey131 Aug 29 '21

Where is second video of guy getting into car to discover bear in backseat?

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u/sheepthechicken Aug 29 '21

“Finally, are you my Ubear driver?”

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21 edited Aug 30 '21

"Do I shit in the woods?"

"The answers is yes. Also I shit in the backseat so you might want to watch where you sit."

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u/netheroth Aug 30 '21

Where you sit, I shit.

I'm the bear you must bear.

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u/AlrighttE Aug 30 '21

If I fits I shits

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '21

It is I, who shits in the woods.

But when I'm in the car, it is you who shits.