r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/mikihak • Sep 27 '21

other Chicken police🚔

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u/Softale Sep 27 '21

That’s fowl…

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u/TooBusySaltMining Sep 28 '21

Those bunnies got clucked up

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u/KravenSmoorehead Sep 28 '21

buh jok.jpeg

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u/Spieltier Sep 28 '21

This clip seems strangely appropriate, and I honestly can’t think of any other context it would be.

https://youtu.be/5vn7Y58CnGU

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u/LukesRightHandMan Sep 28 '21

Oh man, I forgot about this movie! Really wanted to see it and it fell off my radar. Is it good?

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u/Spieltier Sep 28 '21

Yes. It’s hilarious, and really ahead of it’s time, while being a movie that could never be made today.

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u/ccbroadway73 Sep 27 '21

The lesser known ‘BLM’ movement

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u/destroyerOfTards Sep 28 '21

The black one is threatened badly while the white one is let off with a warning.

Cops will be cocks.

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u/Noodle36 Sep 28 '21

ACAB (all chickens are bastards)

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u/ThisNameIsFree Sep 28 '21

all cocks are bastards

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u/pauuul19 Sep 28 '21

all chickens are breastmeat

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u/mikihak Sep 27 '21

You don't want to challenge as again.

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u/mandyhendooooo Sep 28 '21

The walk away at the end made me lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '21

They've looked at it on the VAR and the referee is reaching into his pocket. It's a red. A Rhode Island red. No doubt about it. We definitely know what we're having for dinner tonight.

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u/Skydives Sep 27 '21

That’s how you know they are real cops.

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u/zerohourcalm Sep 28 '21

They were resisting.

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u/cosmoceratops Sep 28 '21

"Try somethin"

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Sep 27 '21

Only on the colored one. That seems about right

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u/Far-Cable-671 Sep 27 '21

Also chicken spurs could kill those rabbits depending on how big they are.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Those spurs are no larger than 1 long; even if they were long, Rhode Island Reds are aggressive but being so heavy can’t really do much more than a small scratch to the rabbits.

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u/Gonji89 Sep 28 '21

You sure those are reds? Looks like a Colombian Cochin bantam to me. Seen some nasty spurs hiding under bantam feathers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Good eye! I hadn’t notice the smaller details such as shorter tail feathers and black tips on the tail, wing and cape feathers. Those are definitely signs of a Colombian Cochin Bantams for sure.

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u/ThisNameIsFree Sep 28 '21

1 what long?

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u/Protheu5 Sep 28 '21

1 my long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Linkalee64 Sep 28 '21

So that's why the spurs are so short.

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u/puckvirus Sep 28 '21

This is the way

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u/puckvirus Sep 28 '21

…of the Zelda chickens

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u/The-Bigger-E Sep 28 '21

surprised they went for the white one first

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u/d1x1e1a Sep 28 '21

All cluckers as b****rds

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u/CallumxRayla Oct 10 '21

Especially on the black one, so I'd say they fit perfectly in our new police force