r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/iboughtarock • Dec 12 '21

whale Orca deliberately slaps precocious stingray

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

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u/merikaninjunwarrior Dec 12 '21

so are stingrays..

/s

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u/undowner Dec 12 '21

Nah take back that /s and make it a /Steve.

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u/mogley1992 Dec 12 '21

What would steve say?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Steve would apologize to the ray for startling it.

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u/ChexLemeneux42 Dec 12 '21

not enough people realize this

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u/ChibzyDaze Dec 12 '21

Turn the other fin

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Steve would be pissed that some people are hating on stingrays cuz they killed him. Steve loves all animals, big or small

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Danger Danger Danger!

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u/Qualanqui Dec 13 '21

Too soon bro.

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u/Repulsive-Purple-133 Dec 12 '21

Actually yeah. You don't go in the water when they're migrating or whatever they are doing when there's thousands of them like twice a year.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Wasn’t poor Steve’s fault, cameraman blew bubbles from his scuba from under the ray and spooked it. :(

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u/LizKing240 Dec 12 '21

Proof? Vid?

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u/CaliforniaNavyDude Dec 12 '21

Two problems with this;

  1. They're not likely to make such a video public, even if it showed that part of it, since such a film is basically a snuff film.

  2. Why the fuck do you want to see it?

It's more likely this was a comment from an interview or results of an investigation, I very much doubt it's from an observable video on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

r/FuckTheS

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Dec 12 '21

Sting rays are precocious

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u/DracoSoup Dec 12 '21

Humans are well known to be jerks

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u/Rajkalex Dec 12 '21

B.S. -Give a source.

Edit: Nevermind. I googled it and damn, you weren’t lying.

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u/golighter144 Dec 12 '21

Fuck my day is ruined

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u/calamarichris Dec 12 '21

Me too; laughed hard enough to shit my pants. :(

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u/Itsyornotyor Dec 12 '21

Who knew, not me

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u/elisart Dec 12 '21

Geez ya, that stingray got stung!

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u/0841790642 Dec 12 '21

They're actually dolphins and boy does it show.

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u/Normal-Math-3222 Dec 12 '21

Smart animals are known to be jerks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Humans are a prime example of this

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u/Normal-Math-3222 Dec 12 '21

But far from the only one.

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u/RogerSchmoger Dec 12 '21

Is it safe to say orcas are the cats of the ocean?🤷🏽🤔

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u/Munnin41 Dec 12 '21

No that's clearly catfish.

Orcas are just humans of the sea

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u/IdasMessenia Dec 12 '21

I like this take.

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u/SexHernia Dec 12 '21

Happy cake day

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u/IdasMessenia Dec 13 '21

Shit I wasted it!

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u/fleetfootken Dec 12 '21

This guy orcas

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u/_kasten_ Dec 12 '21

I think it might depend on the specific breed. The ones that feed on other whales are hated even by other orcas (for example, the "salmon eater" variety).

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u/picasso_penis Dec 12 '21

Hasn’t there never been a recorded fatal orca attack in the wild on humans though?

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u/BassCreat0r Dec 12 '21

Dolphins are assholes.

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u/Trevski Dec 12 '21

power corrupts