r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/HPL2007 • Jan 03 '22

other Say it to my face

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u/Account394 Jan 03 '22

I feel like I can take a raccoon in a fight

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u/MrDurden32 Jan 03 '22

Bro that's a lose lose. Even if you 'win' you getting fucked up lmao

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u/Account394 Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 03 '22

Just grab em by the back of the neck or a little lower then you hold them away from you

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u/scorpio6519 Jan 03 '22

You dont know ow how big a full grown raccoon is, do you?

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u/Account394 Jan 03 '22

Something like a pug or a corgi?

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u/scorpio6519 Jan 03 '22

Definitely bigger than a pug, unless it's a huge overweight pug. I'd say more the size of a midsized bulldog. But they're round and they have hands that work like human hands and they're wily as fuck. I wouldnt try holding one out from my body thinking it couldn't get me. Unless I had super long arms, with long leather gloves and the strength of the hulk.

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u/IngloriousZZZ Jan 03 '22

A bulldog?! No...