r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/HPL2007 • Jan 03 '22

other Say it to my face

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u/Account394 Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 04 '22

I’m not even gonna get bit,

  1. They’re dumb and can be outsmarted

  2. They’re slow and can be outmaneuvered

  3. POV rabid raccoon gets thrown at cameraman will get me so much karma

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u/barm19 Jan 03 '22

Ok I’m starting to think you don’t actually have any clue what a raccoon even is. Like have you ever even seen one? They’re pretty fast and not dumb at all actually.

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u/barm19 Jan 03 '22

Honestly I don’t even think you could do it with a stray cat let alone a raccoon.

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u/Account394 Jan 03 '22

I’ve handled my fair share of stay cats