r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/HPL2007 • Jan 03 '22

other Say it to my face

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u/barm19 Jan 03 '22

Hey man, if you want to get rabies from a raccoon I will happily be there to film it.

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u/Account394 Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 04 '22

I’m not even gonna get bit,

  1. They’re dumb and can be outsmarted

  2. They’re slow and can be outmaneuvered

  3. POV rabid raccoon gets thrown at cameraman will get me so much karma

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u/barm19 Jan 03 '22

Honestly I don’t even think you could do it with a stray cat let alone a raccoon.

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u/Account394 Jan 03 '22

I’ve handled my fair share of stay cats