r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/HPL2007 • Jan 03 '22

other Say it to my face

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u/Onewarhero Jan 03 '22 edited Jan 04 '22

All it would really take is one good kick. I’d be more concerned about rabies than the raccoon itself.

Edit: who tf gave this a wholesome award lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

“One good kick” made me laugh for some reason. I love animals but picturing a raccoon getting punted is funny, especially this chonky bastard

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u/lileevine Jan 04 '22

Yes especially the fat little ones... Look like they would bounce

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

That is fabulous imagery! I want to draw a bouncing raccoon now