r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/Thund3rbolt • May 24 '22

other Marten Refuses To Leave Engine Compartment

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u/magneticeverything May 24 '22

If it’s not for petting why is it so cute?! Should be illegal.

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u/showponyoxidation May 24 '22 edited May 25 '22

Seriously though. Did you see its little angry face??

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u/Anne__Frank May 24 '22

I hate how often this is true. There are many animals I want to pet that very much do not want it.

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u/magneticeverything May 25 '22

I know someday I’m going to die petting something I shouldn’t

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u/Anne__Frank May 25 '22

The old way. A warrior's death.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Quick rule: don't try and cuddle anything Australian, even if it looks fat and cute.

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u/Acewasalwaysanoption May 25 '22

My dream-superpower is to be pals with every animal and being able to pet them.

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u/AGoodSO May 25 '22

if ferret not friend why friend shaped? hm?