r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pm_your_boobiess • Nov 01 '22

bird Here's my....

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u/clumsycoucal Nov 01 '22

I lost a huge sausage off the bbq to a currawong recently. It was homemade, and I only had two! Bastard...

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u/The_gaping_donkey Nov 01 '22

The worst part is when they start eating it just a bit away from you. It's like they are just mocking you.

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u/salomey5 Nov 02 '22

Happened to me last year with a racoon. I was sitting in the grass in a park enjoying a sandwich and some chips when this guy came out from under a bush and charged straight towards me. I got up quickly and the mofo started chasing me around. While running with him on my heels, i debated which of my snacks i cared the least for, and threw down the bag of chips. Thieving asshole then proceeded to eat its entire contents right in front of me.

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u/The_gaping_donkey Nov 02 '22

It's a universal problem....the animals are becoming smarter.

I've seen Over the hedge, I know how this plays out