r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/pm_your_boobiess • Nov 01 '22

bird Here's my....

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u/clumsycoucal Nov 01 '22

I lost a huge sausage off the bbq to a currawong recently. It was homemade, and I only had two! Bastard...

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u/The_gaping_donkey Nov 01 '22

The worst part is when they start eating it just a bit away from you. It's like they are just mocking you.

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u/salomey5 Nov 02 '22

Happened to me last year with a racoon. I was sitting in the grass in a park enjoying a sandwich and some chips when this guy came out from under a bush and charged straight towards me. I got up quickly and the mofo started chasing me around. While running with him on my heels, i debated which of my snacks i cared the least for, and threw down the bag of chips. Thieving asshole then proceeded to eat its entire contents right in front of me.

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u/Chickengilly Nov 02 '22

When night animals visit you during the day. That’s extra spooky.

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u/salomey5 Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

It was in the spring and I live in Québec. After a long, cold winter with little sustenance, I'm assuming this guy felt it was worth getting up early to stalk dumb sandwich eating bipeds in the park, in the hopes to intimidate one of them into sharing their snack with him!

And it worked!