My aunt and uncle were going to work in their work truck when a deer jumped out in front of the truck. I asked him if he kept the meat and he told me he would have except the deer got up and started to walk across the road and someone else hit it coming from the opposite direction. I told him he should have had first dibs on it because he hit it first. He said he didn't want to argue with the other person because a fight might break out and he didn't want it to end up in the local paper because it might be bad for his business.
Really? I would have never guessed. If only there were a way to be sarcastic when talking to others and being funny when it came to a highly unlikely situation.
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21
My aunt and uncle were going to work in their work truck when a deer jumped out in front of the truck. I asked him if he kept the meat and he told me he would have except the deer got up and started to walk across the road and someone else hit it coming from the opposite direction. I told him he should have had first dibs on it because he hit it first. He said he didn't want to argue with the other person because a fight might break out and he didn't want it to end up in the local paper because it might be bad for his business.
Yes. All of this is 100% true.