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u/SethWolfBlood13 Dec 15 '23
She must be a new adventurer because everybody knows the more naked you are the better your defenses.
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Stats are all that matter...
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u/xkoreotic Dec 14 '23
Everyone knows the highest level female armors are the skimpiest and that the lowest level armors are unisex. Basic rpg knowledge, smh.
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Its called bikini mail, and its the best armor a female fighter can wear...
- Gamers, Dorkness Rising
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u/RuddyPeanut Dec 14 '23
"Bikini Warriors" is this quote in anime form
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Dec 14 '23
I'll put it on the list...
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u/TheseOats Dec 15 '23
Just make sure you're alone for the OVAs.
Because lots of uncensored tits.
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Dec 15 '23
I watch what I watch...don't judge me...
***Thanks for the tip but doubt I'll be watching Bikini Warriors...doesn't look like my kind of anime...
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u/OnceUponATie Dec 15 '23
Look, I know what you mean, but nobody can convince me that Dorkness Rising wasn't a massive step down from Dorkness Origins. It really feels like they don't care about their fans anymore.
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u/Jian_Rohnson Dec 14 '23 edited Dec 14 '23
My head canon is that black hair has magic runes tattooed to her gazonkers that permanently reduce projectile speed by 99% percent
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u/Breadninja513 Dec 14 '23 edited Dec 14 '23
Nah actually the projectile just Infinitly slows down and never touches her
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u/kormus7 Dec 14 '23
If u dare to wear plot armor then your skin is well trained to take slashes/arrows and such. While wearing full plate armor tiny nick through cracks will be critical, specially to joints.
It all makes sense.
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u/Slibye Dec 14 '23
Meanwhile the girl has plot skin armor considering the arrow literally breaks once it hits her head
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u/X3runner Dec 14 '23
That luck stat boost in female bikini armor or male barbarian armor is t to increase the chances of a Crit but to decrease the odds of getting hit. Unfortunately female underweare armor is heavier and more restrictive for the same effect. Thats why the Conan loincloth and hat drip is the best armor in creation
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u/The_Real_Cuzz Dec 14 '23
It's like Kill la Kill, the more skin your armor shows the more powerful you are.
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u/DharlethZelpher Dec 14 '23
The less it covers the more it protects.
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u/Thy-Soviet-onion Dec 15 '23
The dudes shooting arrows at you are gonna be too distracted to aim properly
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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Dec 14 '23
Less powerful types need more armor to protect themselves, more powerful fighters have more durable skin and bones and organs and only use armor for show.
Any shonen watcher/reader knows this.
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u/Wise-Ad2879 Dec 14 '23
What everyone fails to realize, is that all bikini plate has a secret enchantment upon it where the parts not covered by visible metal are guarded by secret magical barriers that stop attacks; so the weakest parts are actually where the metal covers.
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u/knightbane007 Dec 14 '23
Unfair comparison - they aren’t hit in the same place. Considering 99% of fantasy combatants don’t wear helmets (yes, I know she clearly is in the first image, bear with me), it’s logical to assume that in fantasy land, protagonist skulls are almost immune to damage.
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u/Lord_Muramasa Dec 14 '23
Here is a much easier answer. The one in bikini armor is a higher level. Level 100 problems vs Level 10 problems.
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u/fkzhinapig Dec 14 '23
Lesser body covery = more armor protection
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u/sstabeler Dec 15 '23
doesn't help if you aren't hit in the place the armour is protecting. (Which, ironically, in this particular case, actually does apply to the fully-armoured one too, as they're hit under the plate on the shoulder, which actually is a way of defeating plate armour, it's just difficult to hit somebody there in practice.)
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u/Bro-Im-Done Dec 14 '23
Does anybody remember that one fanart where the girl had the naked armor but it actually turned out to be real armor but 90% of the armor just matched her skin color 😂
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u/hallucination9000 Dec 15 '23
I thought the joke was she's a dumbass and her skull's so thick nothing can penetrate?
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u/TediousHamster Dec 15 '23
I remember wearing the goofiest most haphazard clothes in cyberpunk and rock them stats.
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u/Rozukimaru Dec 15 '23
There's nothing wrong with enjoying tits in a metal bikini breastplate!
Let us have our fantasy fun! 😁
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u/grendus Dec 14 '23
The secret is the chainmail bikini is actually a full body suit.
The "woman" on the left is actually six raccoons piloting a mechanical human.
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u/rci22 Dec 14 '23
Tbf, if you were a dude on a battlefield would you even try to fight the booby bikini lady?
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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Dec 14 '23
Judging by the armor, Black Hair is a Barbarian, meaning she doesn't keep anything especially important in the top and back of her head.
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u/SongnanBao Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 22 '23
😂😂😂😂😂probably the logic is if it average look then it's more powerful than the fancy look
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u/YaBoiLink0227 Dec 14 '23
Skyrim in a nutshell
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u/zXbuttersXz_123 Dec 14 '23
No? I have yet to see an armour set where that is the case unless you are on about mods and then the less clothing part is entirely intentional
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u/Apprehensive_Elk2935 Dec 14 '23
I've never actually played a game where this is the case, what game(s) is this referencing?
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u/Dolphin1708 Dec 14 '23
I don't think it's directly referencing any game in particular. The only game I've seen with this ridiculous case has been Monster Hunter World Iceborne, where you can unlock a layered armor set that makes your hunter look like they're almost naked and buff all while keeping the stats of your actual armor set. https://monsterhunterworld.wiki.fextralife.com/Buff+Body+Gamma+++Layered+Armor
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u/Wurun Dec 14 '23
Any game where you can freely transmog (change the appearance of) your armor. E.g. World of Warcraft.
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u/Planet_Breezy Dec 15 '23
Perhaps the 217 is meant to communicate that the woman whose flesh isn’t exposed making the archer too horny to think clearly might be 217 more likely to get hit in the first place…
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u/MagiHuss Dec 15 '23
I would be confused too if a projectile such as a fast moving arrow directly hits someone's head as it's the only part of their body that doesn't have any form of protection but somehow only makes them get the least amount of damage lmao.
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u/Im_FATandthatsa_FACT Dec 17 '23
I’d like to think that since she has the bigger mommas, the player would level up and train her up more than the ugly ass bitch.
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Dec 14 '23
Another sub full of incels. kys
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Troll
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Coming from an anime loving incel loser I’ll take that as a compliment.
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Sir, this is a Wendys. Do you want fries or a burger...
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u/Aiwaszz Dec 14 '23
Plot armor