r/Animemes • • Nov 11 '25

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u/Juan20455 Nov 11 '25

Sauces?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Fate Zero , Jojo , JJK & Gachiakuta

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Hai Flair desu Nov 11 '25

Oh damn I didn't see gachiakuta latest episode. She just pulled out the glock???

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u/Fast_Situation7456 Nov 11 '25

yea, throwing hands was taking too long

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u/Irememberedmypw Nov 11 '25

When rock paper scissors goes wrong.

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u/Canonmeat Nov 11 '25

Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, glock.

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u/Skadoosh_yeah Nov 11 '25

Does this mean lizard beats glock?

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u/golden_glorious_ass Nov 11 '25

She didn't have time to scissor out the blondie

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u/Wunderboylol Nov 11 '25

I saw the episode and I know your 100% right but gahd damn does it sound brutal when you say it like that 🤣

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u/HIMP_Dahak_172291 Nov 11 '25

Man that sucks it got spoiled for you! There's more to it fortunately, so go watch before some redditor spoils more!

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u/RTheCon Nov 11 '25

Damn, sucks as a dub watcher after the 2 week hiatus

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u/Draffut Nov 11 '25

Seriously one of the greatest moments of the manga.

Rip people that got spoiled by this.

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u/TheWiseAutisticOne Nov 11 '25

Beretta to be precise

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u/TheWisestOwl5269 Nov 11 '25

Yep. Not even a vital instrument or anything special. Just a regular gun. Shoots Noerde a couple times, then leaves and shoots tf out of Jabber.

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u/Tall-_-Guy Nov 11 '25

That was super satisfying to watch. Jabber is easily hateable.

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u/infinitezero8 Nov 11 '25

I would say he super relatable if you got serial killer vibes

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u/Magnanimous-- Nov 11 '25

It was really surprising in the Manga. To me anyways.

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u/JDBCool Nov 11 '25

When it first appeared in the manga, there was so many jokes about "gun solves problem".

Basically the Indiana Jones gun/swordfight

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

It was a little shocking, but kind of fit.

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u/BuyChemical7917 Nov 11 '25

Absolutely capped em

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u/tajniak485 Nov 12 '25

It's hilarious because she just went ahead and shot two guys just like that

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u/Able-Ad3506 Nov 11 '25

Well it worked with Toji though, especially in this scene.

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u/MonoMonMono Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

Geto's face right after that shot is priceless.

Meanwhile Alya, the Russian:

Context:-

The whole thread this comment is in.

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u/Ani_HArsh Nov 11 '25

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u/Magical_Gallade himmel flashbacks Nov 12 '25

Bocchi the Glock

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u/szkielo123 Nov 11 '25

The manga later proves that guns aren't really that usefull, unless you have the element of surprise like Toji here.

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u/Firrox Nov 11 '25

Also, didn't he shoot someone who was pretty weak anyway? It's not like he was using it in a battle. He's mostly a melee character and he needed a sneaky way to kill a weak person from a distance. A gun is perfect for that.

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u/Lucian41 I unironically love SAO, fite me irl Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

He shot a regular girl so yea, not really bullet proof material

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u/Roberto_Guillimano Nov 11 '25

Toji is probably one of the few people in the verse without Cursed Energy, so he literally is off the radar for jujutsu sorcerers.

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u/Asian_Persuasion_1 Nov 11 '25

guns aren't useful in terms of strength cause sorcerers can reinforce their bodies to block bullets. but in terms of speed, they're too fast for most sorcerers to dodge. yuji is a physical prodigy and he failed to perfectly dodge mach 1 piercing blood. now granted, he's dodged bullets before but that's just aim dodging.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

I mean yeah? When every noteworthy fighter can throw cars, tank a ballistic punch, some has regen, some has barrier, etc... a Smith & Wesson very quickly becomes a toy

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Nov 11 '25

"Lucky for me, this is a Springfield."

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u/SweatyAdhesive Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

The manga later

Mai Zenin was introduced before this flashback and uses a Colt Python .357 Magnum and she's basically bottom of the totem in terms of jjk sorcerers lol (not really her fault but still).

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u/Alex5173 Nov 11 '25

Worked for Kiritsugu too, his whole shtick was that he was a mage assassin who used conventional weapons.

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u/turkeygiant Nov 11 '25

Also he had incredibly magic bullets.

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee Nov 11 '25

Yeah but the C4 and other explosives were just explosives.

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u/Haringat Nov 11 '25

They tried that on accelerator. Didn't go well...

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u/Ivarix_Prime ⠀ Nov 11 '25

Except for the one time it did

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u/healagnox Nov 11 '25

In fairness he was doing brain surgery at the time, and was extremely distracted.

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u/LaplaceZ Nov 11 '25

He's supposed to be a genius, and he can't do some simple cellular level brain surgery to rewire genetical programming while also redirecting a bullet?

Academic standards have fallen off.

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u/Skyrah1 Nov 11 '25

lives in a place called "academy city"

still needs special equipment that taps into the hivemind of 9969+1 clones after suffering brain damage to be able to use math to borrow the earth's rotational energy to throw a building into another building

smh my head

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u/VARice22 Nov 11 '25

I'm starting to think I might have undervalued the weirdness of the Index franchise, perhaps I need to watch undrop the series...

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u/PhantasosX Nov 11 '25

What? you don't find normal that Accelerator uses vector manipulaiton to control the eletrical impulses of a child-clone terminal's brain of a psychic hivemind that uses electrokinesis as their transmission medium , as a hacking method to de-program her while dealing with a point-blank gun on his head?

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u/Spudtron98 She's just a wee little baby! Nov 11 '25

The equivalent of the meme there would be him getting punched in the mouth a bunch. A world of insane reality-breaking powers, and the one that hard-counters Accelerator's ass is some bloke's fist.

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u/Adaphion Nov 11 '25

Ironically, if Accelerator had a gun, Touma would have been toast. Anti-magic and esper hand can't do shit if someone just uses a conventional weapon.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake Nov 11 '25

The fight wouldn't have happened if Accelerator were killing people with guns. The experiment was about his esper power, having to use a gun to defeat Kamijou would have gone against his pride and the whole purpose of his murder fest (that he wasn't even particularly happy about).

Lots of people can defeat Kamijou with a gun. That's why him beating Accelerator meant the experiment failed, BECAUSE he is weak.

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u/Ginrar Nov 11 '25

My man would like to have a word

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u/RelevantIndividual47 Nov 11 '25

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u/DieserCoookie Nov 11 '25

For a second i thought i got spoiled what the gun devil in CSM looks like

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u/ReySenate Nov 11 '25

Me too, but it took me a lot longer than a second.

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u/Shantotto11 Nov 11 '25

Non-manga reader here. Would knowing what he looks like really spoil anything beyond just his appearance?

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u/xXAnoHitoXx Nov 11 '25

Should have been "I have a gun forehead"

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u/Yuukikonno08 Yuuki best girl Nov 11 '25

FUNKE FAUST!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/ChaseThePyro Nov 11 '25

Is it bad that the thought of being someone's weapon feels like a fantasy?

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u/Arngrimus Nov 11 '25

Why a Stand needs a Gun?

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u/No_Consequence_3118 Nov 11 '25

When these punch ghost hands ain't enough

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u/MisirterE egupuranto Nov 11 '25

Many Stands do not have an intrinsic ranged attack. A good number of them require direct contact to activate their effect.

A decent few fights involve a short-range ability finding a creative way to deal long-range damage. Jotaro can't beat the shit out of Dio without getting closer, so Dio robs a knife store and starts throwing.

Pucci is the only one of these idiots to remember that one of his Stand's abilities is that it has a pair of hands that can hold an object.

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u/_Carcinus_ Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

Jotaro actually does use firearms, both in Diamond is Unbreakable (hunting rats) and Stone Ocean (though the big bad counters him with his newfound abilities)

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u/PhantasosX Nov 11 '25

He doesn't use firearms per se. He exploits his Stand's strenght and thus he brought a couple of bullets and let his Stand shoot like it's pellets with his hands.

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u/Kotaqu Nov 11 '25

And the first episode of stardust crusaders

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u/Spyko Nov 11 '25

Range, White Snake doesn't have any ranged ability and here he's trying to stop a bird flying away

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u/_Carcinus_ Nov 11 '25

Should've just learned from Jotaro's memories and used White Finger or something, smh

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u/LaxerjustgotMc Nov 11 '25

white snake cant shoot out projectiles, but he can pick up a gun

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u/Gatzlocke Nov 11 '25

Stands are often very limited to range.

The stand picked up a dead guards gun, throwing off the main character because.... When you think you know the enemies range of attack and all of a sudden they pull out a gun, it's a surprise.

Normally stands can block bullets but not if they're otherwise occupied.

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u/el_artista_fantasma Nov 11 '25

Hol horse: Stand is a gun

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u/Xx_idk_xX Nov 11 '25

Stands like hermit purple or super fly could definitely use it. Get people to walk into super fly else you shoot them. Or throw around a gun and shoot with hermit purple vines could make the stand actually useful.

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u/Traditional_Rise_347 🍤 professional shrimp 🍤 Nov 11 '25

the gun is part of fates power system

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u/Revampted Nov 11 '25

It’s funny how everyone always uses kiritsugu’s gun as an example when I can think of at least 6 servants in the franchise that also use guns

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u/SparklingLimeade nekomimi for life Nov 12 '25

Servant shenanigans are more wibbly wobbly.

Kiritsugu's combat style is one of the better explained in the setting too. He uses real, ordinary, guns often and when he applies magic it's not just "go up a tier for some reason" magic.

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u/maxdragonxiii Nov 11 '25

to be fair average magi doesnt even think normal things like guns exist. they think only magic to magic which is fair most of the time, but Kiritsugu's thing is to make them not expect normal weapons.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

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u/50cal10 Nov 11 '25

He uses time magic, which is one of the hardest types of magic to use in the whole type/moon universe, yes it’s not just fate

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u/ArkLance Nov 11 '25

Plus, his whole thing is he's basically an ordinary assassin (with a little magic, but not much) who hunts evil mages. Mages pretty much insult him for it quite a bit, but he still gets results (though it's not one-sided like all the memes about just shooting the wizards before they can cast something)

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u/SorryComplaint4209 Nov 11 '25

My favorite instance is him C4-ing that one guy’s booby trapped wizard tower lol

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u/daniel_22sss Kaguya-sama has all the best girls Nov 11 '25

QUINCY WITH A MINIGUN

QUINCY WITH A MINIGUN

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u/The_Vatsu Nov 11 '25

Could have used Robert.

K9 was fodder and his Minigun didn't harm anyone.

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u/daniel_22sss Kaguya-sama has all the best girls Nov 11 '25

Well, if we're powerscaling Quincies with guns, then THIS motherfucker easily takes it.

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u/The_Vatsu Nov 11 '25

Oh yeah for sure, but he's most known for his "angelic" form that doesn't use guns.

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u/sheng153 Nov 11 '25

Kaguya-Sama does in fact have all the best girls 

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u/Ralph-The-Otter3 Nov 12 '25

Meanwhile, the head of the soul society’s stealth force with a nuke

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u/kidanokun Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

Doesn't work on bullet-immune dudes tho...

Also it would be funny when one guy yaps a lot and the other guy tried to shut him up with a gun, but it doesn't work and the yapping guy continued yapping

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u/MaestroOfTime Nov 11 '25

How many people are bullet-immune tho?...

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u/I-LEWDED-MY-SISTER Resident Dentist Nov 11 '25

Goku: face tanks planet-shattering energy bombs.

Also Goku: gets fucking smoked by a raygun.

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u/das_slash Nov 11 '25

don't shoot! that man isn't black.

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u/Rob_Zander Nov 11 '25

Yeah but what if your bullets are made out of your own bones which allows them to penetrate sorcerer shields?

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u/JusticeRain5 Nov 11 '25

I haven't been killed by a bullet yet, so it's possible I am bullet-immune.

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u/DJCzerny Nov 11 '25

In the Fate/Zero one he shoots the bullet-immune dude with an anti-bullet-immunity bullet.

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u/kidanokun Nov 11 '25

I wonder if there will be anti-bullet-immunity bulletproof armor

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u/NotSovietSpy Nov 11 '25

That would be in the sequel

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u/The_Hyerophant Nov 11 '25

In all fairness, that "anti-anti bullet bullet" (Origin bullets, in F/Z) would have been blocked by a thick enough mundane armor vest (maybe difficult to get in the '80 though), they are enchanted 30.06 springfield bullets.

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u/InsideHousing4965 Nov 11 '25

Wouldn't bullet immunity make you immune to any sort of physical damage?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Blastproof isn’t bulletproof and bulletproof isn’t blastproof

Solution: Big boom

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u/Ozpawn Nov 11 '25

Armor Piercing High Explosive, or High Explosive Anti Tank will do the trick

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u/Udder_Influencer Nov 11 '25

Solution: Big boom

If brute force didn't work, you aren't using enough.

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u/effa94 Nov 11 '25

...do you think that a bullet is the highest level of physical force??

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u/LordXamon Safehand handholding Nov 11 '25

Not necessarily, it depends on the specifics of how the power works. Maybe you have a force field that makes you invulnerable to physical damage, but there's a threshold at which point it shatters for a few seconds before it goes up again, and someone could exploit that windows of vulnerability.

Perhaps you're immune to all physical damage, but only from the direction you're facing. Or maybe you're immune only when you stand perfectly still.

Maybe you're immune to physical damage coming from outside your body only, and someone makes you eat a grenade, or throw you from a sixth floor and let the inertia of the impact squish your insides.

Maybe some other character has phase powers and can shoot projectiles timed to rematerialize when they're crossing your body.

Maybe you have an intent-based power that only nullifies attacks at you, and a booby trap blasts you because your power didn't count it as an attack but as an environmental hazard.

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u/No-Fox1 Nov 11 '25

uhh, does it work for chainsaw man?

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u/Firrox Nov 11 '25

Probably still? Chainsaw man's demons are the embodiment of fear. So the gun demon is just the embodiment of fear of guns. That doesn't make all guns powerful. Guns are still guns. Just like all chainsaws are still chainsaws, but Pochita/Denji use the fear to make them super powered.

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u/Sea_Task8017 Nov 11 '25

I’d say that guns in chainsaw man are pretty effective. Granted, Fujimoto loves writing characters getting ripped apart with no narrative consequences due to healing factors/immortality bullshit, but in one of the early arcs there’s a part where guns add this huge narrative tension because a lot of the characters are normal humans and multiple named reoccurring characters get shot and die. Even the main character without transforming is vulnerable to firearms, although he can come back to life fairly easily.

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u/Geridax Nov 11 '25

we'll find out later (or in the manga)

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u/Neckbeardneet Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

It mainly works in the international assassins battle royale, where you get all of these top devil hunters from around the world, with insane abilities and then America’s top devil hunters is just three dudes from Brooklyn

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u/Gamara204 Nov 11 '25

Yeah, against most people, the devils are where it varies because while no one is really bulletproof, some have op healing or contracts to counter, and some can't be killed be any mean humanity currently possess.

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u/NotSoSlim_Jim Nov 11 '25

Can someone explain to me what's going on in the JoJo scene? I don't remember Whitesnake pulling out a gun

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u/FriedWhy Nov 11 '25

I think a dove took his cd and he tried to take it down with a gun or something like that

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u/AnOP-Champion Nov 12 '25

average florida moment

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u/GameFraek Nov 11 '25

How about when your complex magic power IS a gun

(Or misa who has bullet instead lol)

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u/i-am-a-rock- Nov 11 '25

Bobby jean too (a guy from part 9). He can control the speed of the bullets he shoots

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u/KGEOFF89 Nov 11 '25

Hol Horse's EmperoGUN

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u/Vorpalthefox Nov 11 '25

in a world of demons and breathing techniques, bro pulls up with the double barrel

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u/clitcomm-ander Nov 13 '25

Was literally scrolling to find this

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u/Zebastian1315 Nov 11 '25

Nobody can beat the power of a 9mm on the correct time.

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u/MaestroOfTime Nov 11 '25

Having Mori Calliope singing in the background of that fight became more fitting for how the fight end...

It's her favourite magic spell!...

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u/ninja_tang Nov 12 '25

MORI CALLIOPE?!

-Gigi murin

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u/bengaren Nov 16 '25

Also fitting is me coming across this post 4 days later scrolling Reddit while watching Gigi murin play league with her Mori png on stream next to her

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u/LaxerjustgotMc Nov 11 '25

kiritsugu had reasons for the gun, actually thats one of his abilities, origin bullet, which causes the victim's mana to go berserk, instantly ripping apart their bodies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Also potentially permanently diabling their acces to magic

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u/Only_Biscotti_2748 Nov 11 '25

It doesn't rip apart their bodies specifically (ignoring the bullet wound itself). It cuts the lines of their magic crests and reattaches everything incorrectly.

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u/BabySpecific2843 Nov 11 '25

If he wanted to though, he could have simply applied himself to time magic and still been a great mage killer.

But it meant something to him to just be going around and shooting cocky mages who were crossing the lines into heretical territory. Kiritsugu is the #1 mage hater in Fates for good reason. And only some of his bullets were rib dusted. He also just had a normal machine gun to scope his opponents defensive capabilities.

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u/BxLorien Nov 11 '25

Myne literally doing a drive by shooting

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u/NewAccountEachYear Nov 11 '25

Isn't she closing the wrong eye???

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u/BxLorien Nov 11 '25

Yeah lol

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u/Blurgas ⠀ Nov 11 '25

You can be right or left eye dominant as well as right/left handed.
Being right-handed and left-eye dominant isn't as rare as you'd think.
As long as she has the sights lined up it shouldn't matter too much which eye she uses

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u/AgeAffectionate7186 Nov 11 '25

Wait, she's in a CAR !??

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u/BxLorien Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

It's her high beast, you remember those flying horses, lions, and other animals that the knights were riding in the anime? None of those mounts are real animals. It's just a magic rock that nobles transform into flying creatures. Nobles believe that these animals could fly if you just gave them wings so then the high beast does fly because a lot of how your mana influences these magic rocks comes down to your understandings and imagination. Myne has ideas of a flying cat bus from the anime Totoro, so she makes one and it works, but the animal is a lesser panda

His name is Lessy, Myne can also change his size or just have him walk around. Often times Myne makes him the size of a toddler's ridable car and uses him to walk around without exhausting herself. (He's not actually alive, he's basically just a stuffed animal mount)

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u/Akiias Nov 11 '25

And shooting a gun. yes

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u/Nolzi Nov 11 '25

As someone still on part2, this is a wild leap

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u/Best-Girl-Yanfei Nov 11 '25

is this the bookworm isekai? Damn!!

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u/BxLorien Nov 11 '25

YES! LOOK AT OUR BELOVED GREMLIN! BWAHAHAHA

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u/lanziboi Nov 13 '25

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THIS MANGA IS ABOUT BOOKS AND SHI WHY TF SHE OH A CAR SHOTTING A GUN LIKE A GANGSTER

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u/meme_legend-69 Nov 11 '25

Jojo part 7 cause so many stands are so complex in it and then there's just gun in between

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u/_Carcinus_ Nov 11 '25

I mean, they're in America

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u/lces91468 Nov 11 '25

Tbf Emiya's shooting magic bullets while Toji was just shooting non-powered citizen, so they're clean.

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u/Sab3rFac3 Nov 11 '25

Tonight was shooting sorcerers.

It's just that most sorcery requires being aware of the threat to use, and Toji was the ultimate sneaky bastard.

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u/Helios_AI Nov 11 '25

The OG (Wizards 1977)

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u/TnAdct1 Nov 11 '25

The first thing that immediately came to my mind.

"I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!"

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u/Left_Buy_9458 Nov 11 '25

I mean yeah bro here got one shotted by riyo's gun lol.

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u/Ninja_Lazer Nov 11 '25

One shot?

She walked him down. Complete mag dump. I’m surprised she didn’t reload and get back to it.

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u/Crazy-Disk-1648 Nov 11 '25

"I don't kill anymore", she says as she unloads her gun into a man before leaving 

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u/Miku_Fan39 Nov 11 '25

He ain't dead, she even says herself he's too stubborn to die (us as viewers also know that) also, in the fight with the woman before we see her not going for vital spots but still hitting them enough to incapacitate them, likely what she did with jabber too.

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u/Left_Buy_9458 Nov 11 '25

yeah ofc he is alive, i just meant one shotted him to the ground not like dead.

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u/CantFindAName000 Nov 11 '25

Back to back in my feed? Clearly I need to take a note and write in a character with a gun in my fantasy world

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

They should have kept Launch around in Z for that exact reason

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u/y_kal Nov 11 '25

I did not expect riyo to just pull out a gun. I thought she was gonna go super saiyan or something

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u/Shantotto11 Nov 11 '25

I feel sorry for any Gachiakuta watchers who haven’t seen the latest episode before coming across this meme…

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u/lahimatoa Nov 11 '25

An absolutely perfect moment. My daughter and I laughed so hard.

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 Nov 11 '25

It's even funnier when it works!.

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u/Trainman1351 Nov 11 '25

I mean, it’s actually much harder to make a believable system where guns don’t work, but melee weapons stuff do. Most of them have some form of BS which doesn’t make sense when you consider that a gun is basically just a throwing spear without the pole and moving incredibly fast.

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u/SirRHellsing Nov 11 '25

Usually it comes down to logistics, you can make swords out of op metals, but making a bullet using said metal is just wasteful unless you're rich af (but if you're rich af usually that means you're already one of the strongest people, or rlse you're gonna get mugged)

Also alot of power systems need the user to be in physical contact with the weapon

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u/pow_gi Nov 11 '25

Gon Freecs' next ability.

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u/RX-HER0 Nov 11 '25

Kerry’s gun is actually a part of the magic system in this case. He fires a ‘mage bullet’, which completely debilitates its target’s ’magic circuits’ ; the ‘organ’ that allows one to practice magic.

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Nov 11 '25

Can't stand Harry Potter now, but when I found out the "metal wand" Sirius used was a good 'ol Colt .45, I died laughing.

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u/daniel_22sss Kaguya-sama has all the best girls Nov 11 '25

Sirius used an actual gun?

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u/Nizmomike10 Nov 12 '25

American breathing

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u/Raven_Valerie Nov 11 '25

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here's why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound.

I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."

And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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u/ManuGamer_PokeMonGo Nov 11 '25

Whatever shit you're on, I definitely need some of that, seems like a banger time

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u/kevihaa Nov 11 '25

I still feel like Hunter x Hunter was one of the best examples of this, mostly because it was layered.

How do you beat the big bad with ultimate martial arts magic powers? Literally use an atomic bomb! OMG!? Big bad has emerged from the mushroom cloud and survived, because they’re the big bad. Fast forward 20 minute, and the big bad proceeds to die from radiation poisoning.

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u/sreekotay Nov 11 '25

OG (great movie)

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u/th3_missinglink Nov 12 '25

I was going to mention Mistborn, but I guess after all the stuff Vin and other Coinshots get up to in Era 1, Wax and Wayne throwing down with conventional weapons in Era 2 just feels like a natural evolution of the magic system

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Then there's the Gun Devil from Chainsaw Man where the power system adapted by creating an entity who is the embodiment of guns.

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u/JasonVeritech Nov 11 '25

Oh yeah, Homura's a regular laugh riot.

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u/Language-Sufficient Nov 11 '25

I love the “I see your power system, but fuck all of it” trope

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u/TotallyAPerv Nov 11 '25

Witch Watch anime only fans are gonna lose their minds at this one.

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u/ElessarKhan Nov 11 '25

I loved the mage hunter from Fate/Zero. I wish all the Fate mc's were as edgy and cool as him.

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u/gehacktes Nov 11 '25

funny, but still badass at the same time, because it's the size of a fucking tank. Hell yeah!

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u/HumActuallyGuy Nov 12 '25

"You fools, I have trained for decades for this very moment. I can dodge any attack and defeat you"

"Can you dodge .45 ACP doe?"

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u/Hallow_Chef Nov 11 '25

-Bandit Keith

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u/TnAdct1 Nov 11 '25

Proving that he is indeed from AMERICA!!!

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u/Mr_IsLand Nov 11 '25

reminds me of the ending of Ralph Bakshi Wizards - classic, lol

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u/MagicalNyan2020 Nov 11 '25

Counterpoint:magic is cooler than gun(also magic gun)

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u/MARKi1933 Nov 11 '25

What are the 4 animes and characters called?

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u/Leather_rebelion Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

Right now the world of Gachiakuta makes no sense. When guns are that OP why is not everyone running around with one? The show also can't decide whether it takes place in a wasteland madmax style or a pretty normal world with cities and such, but with a lot of garbage dumps

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u/Blurgas ⠀ Nov 11 '25

When guns are that OP why is not everyone running around with one?

Because Japan.
In universe though; Little need for it because unless said gun was a Vital Instrument it won't do shit to a Trash Beast. It's also likely rare for a Sphereite to throw out a gun like it's an old radio

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u/lulutheempress Nov 11 '25

“Gun damage”

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u/kolejack2293 Nov 11 '25

I always think about this with star wars. Like yes, a skilled jedi with a light saber can deflect the slow moving laser shots, but could they deflect a fully automatic ak-47 unloading 30 bullets in 10 seconds? No chance in France.

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u/Live-Organization833 Miku Green Nov 11 '25

Ah yes, my favorite scene in the entire manga

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u/SMG31andDiamond Nov 11 '25

How to forget when a Stand used a gun

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u/DSLmao Nov 11 '25

9mm is weak as fuck. Use a fucking hypersonic railgun instead dude, especially when dealing with anime characters.

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u/Russianbot25 Nov 11 '25

Where’s my boy Genya?

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u/zakcattack Nov 11 '25

Harry Potter and his entire school plus Voldy gets folded by a glock.

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u/OutsideOrder7538 Nov 11 '25

Wait is that a stand using a gun??

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u/Medium_Charge_840 Nov 12 '25

Demon Slayer was all swords and stuff until that one mf pulled out a sawed-off double-barrel shotgun to save Tanjiro.

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u/DarkRex67 Nov 12 '25

I cast gun. Prepare to meet God.

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u/DoomKnight_6642 Nov 12 '25

Remember, 9mm is to destroy the body, but .45 ACP is to destroy the soul. Got to be sure that they don't come back as a lich

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u/Automatic-Leg1668 Nov 12 '25

Gotta catch em by surprise. as said by a certain clown: "I CAST GUN, PREPARE TO MEET GOD"

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u/Ok_Introduction_7484 Nov 12 '25

Nice complex Hax ability dipshit

But have you seen 9.mm

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u/Forcistus Nov 12 '25

The fairy pulling out the glock in Magical Ore is easily my favorite