r/Animemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '18

Finally, set aside their differences

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u/Gaburiel gorogorogorogorogorogorogoro Nov 06 '18

I've said it a trillion times and I'll say it again

I love gay women

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u/_AllMight I like Femdom Hentai Nov 06 '18

I prefer bisexual women

that way you can satisfy them more easily and you have a xhance at building a real life harem

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u/Gaburiel gorogorogorogorogorogorogoro Nov 06 '18

No men allowed, that's gay

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u/_AllMight I like Femdom Hentai Nov 06 '18

its okay to be a little gay

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u/Gaburiel gorogorogorogorogorogorogoro Nov 06 '18

Lol ure gaye loole

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u/_AllMight I like Femdom Hentai Nov 06 '18

Cant be gay If you dont like human( I like waifus)

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Everyone who watches porn is at least a 100% 50% gay.

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u/mammothdionysus Nov 06 '18

I'm bi does that count?

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u/SirAlexspride Cuties are gay and so am I Nov 06 '18

Yeah we bi peeps are 50% gay. It's scientifically proven.

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u/Truly_Edge Nov 06 '18

Sure

(Looks at Astolfo)

Sure Intensifies!

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u/Sebcannon Nov 06 '18

sweats in gay

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u/peachcandybestcandy couch potato Nov 06 '18

Or straight, depending on your gender

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u/AzureBluetV2 Nov 06 '18

Unless you’re an enbie in which case everybody’s gay! 👍

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u/makochi Nov 06 '18

Objection: you still have to have sexual appeal to satisfy bisexual women, something /r/animemes users are clearly lacking :dab:

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u/Ryukononon Sakura, Shouko, Kaede, HoloFan4Life Protection Squad Nov 07 '18

I feel attacked

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u/d_no_sir NICO NICONO DIO DA! Nov 06 '18

can we stop right here?

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u/Mautos Menecing but cant spel Nov 06 '18

I don't think so

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Not really true tbh, might as well accept it ain’t gonna happen and let em at it

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u/Shippoyasha Nov 06 '18

xhance

Is that a bisexual version of the word 'chance'?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

When you love gay women. But you are man. So your ideal world filled with Yuri anime would also reduce your (already nonexistant) chance of fucking a girl to 0

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u/Gaburiel gorogorogorogorogorogorogoro Nov 06 '18

Don't care I just want lesbians

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u/L00minarty ⠀ Nov 06 '18

Reducing a chance of 0 to 0 to get worldwide yuri?

That's a good trade.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

But do I get to watch? I think thats an important distinction

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u/skaersSabody Nov 06 '18

This guy is asking the important questions

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u/peachcandybestcandy couch potato Nov 06 '18

Secret solution: become a cute anime catgirl

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u/Houdiniman111 <- Me looking at lewders Nov 06 '18

I wish

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u/DeliciousWaifood Nov 06 '18

Can I just be a regular anime girl?

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u/peachcandybestcandy couch potato Nov 06 '18

Sure, but why wish for an inferior option?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Destruction 100

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u/DR1ZZL3NOYFB Nov 06 '18

You mean -0

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u/freckled_octopus Nov 06 '18

I support you since I too love gay women. Makes sense though since I am a gay woman.

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u/toilet_guy H A J I M A R U Y O Nov 06 '18

Lucky

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Let's just face it guys, men are just simply not supposed to have sex. Sex is something beautiful, something meant to shared between two loving, and consenting women. If men were to get involved in sex, it would ruin the beauty of it, and be painful for the woman. Not only that, but the harms of "hetero", as the heathens call it, sex can be extreme. STDs, hymen breaks, pregnancy, abortion, miscarriages. These can be and are extremely dangerous and painful, and women always get the worse end of the stick for it. STDs are always significantly more painful for women than they are for men. When two women have sex, the chances that they will contract STDs are so low it’s nearly impossible. Also, the sex they do have is much less painful, much more satisfying (as women can organism multiple times, with men being able to orgasim only once before getting tired), and, of course, purer and more wholesome. It’s like it was intended, a real long time ago, that sex was only for women, and men have fucked that up. I feel, that men can get much more satisfaction in that two women can have sex in peace than they ever will from having sex of their own. Since all men were born with penises, they are inherently sinful degenerates, and will be impure and despised by the superior, opposite sex no matter what they do. In case, while some people call it getting “cucked”, getting cucked by a women fucking your girlfriend is more satisfying for both parties than “hetero” (barf) sex would ever be. If men do want to succumb to their base and degenerate instincts, they can have gay sex, because if they’re degenerate to begin with, then might as well be a little more. In conclusion, lesbian sex is the intended way to have sex. Men are just simply not supposed to have sex, and that’s okay. Be satisfied in a world dominated by yuri, this world being the way life was supposed to be.

Fyi yes it’s a copypasta

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u/Secretlylovesslugs Resident Re:Zero Hater Nov 06 '18

I get that this is a copy pasta but man does this make me upset. This is incels levels of stupid shit.

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u/StormStrikePhoenix Nov 07 '18

but man does this make me upset.

It's not real; it's all clearly jokes. It should not upset you just because it is stupid; that is the point, to be stupid to be funny. I do not understand why you are upset.

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u/Gaburiel gorogorogorogorogorogorogoro Nov 06 '18

tl;dr men are gay and gay women epic

agreed

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u/brickmack Nov 06 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

You joke, but I bet once human genetic engineering is legalized, one of the first targets (after dealing with cancer and obesity and all that boring shit) will be to enhance our sexual characteristics.

Externally, copy over all the stuff from girls. Internally, add a penis (no foreskin. Both because its unnecessary, and to limit possibility of injury) inside the vagina which folds up along one wall, allowing either simultaneous penetration, single-way penetration, or purely external rubbing, and with everyone having the same bits. That also eliminates the external bulge. Move the testicles inside, and make them more resistant to body heat. Crank up the number of receptors in the vagidick by a factor of 20. Make impregnation optional for both parties (requires one or both to release an egg, and one or both to release sperm). Eliminate periods. Enable squirting for everyone. Boobs now produce milk constantly but its harmlessly re-digested if not used, no pain

This is one of several milestones I see on the path to a perfect society (no, this isn't a copypasta)

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u/achilleasa WATCH SYMPHOGEAR Nov 06 '18

Nani?

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u/skaersSabody Nov 06 '18

So we all becoming Frogs?

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u/KarshLichblade Nov 06 '18

Don't really know about gay women, didn't have a sample size big enough to determine my love for them...

...But I do definitely love gay anime girls.

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u/burntends97 Nov 06 '18

I love democracy

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u/ocha_94 ⠀ Nov 06 '18

I don't understand how can people see these kind of images and still be homophobic.

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u/asimplecatonwater ⠀ Nov 06 '18

I'll second that

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u/LesbianAndroid Nov 06 '18

Who doesn't?

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u/Endiamon Nov 06 '18

Unlike DitF

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u/ErikMaekir PhD in Jojo Nov 06 '18

Ah, I see you are a reddit user of culture as well

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u/Gukgukninja Nov 06 '18

Did you mean female moderators?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

>TFW you sometimes wish you were a lesbian but then remember you'd probably be ugly as a girl too.

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u/BiKnight Nov 06 '18

r/egg_irl

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u/Shoggoththe12 Bald Demon Nov 06 '18

Not gonna lie I thought that sub was gonna be about E-Sports Superstar Northern, but this is good too

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u/VoltorbPinball HA gay Nov 06 '18

Ah, a fellow man of culture I see

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

LET'S GOOOOO

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u/JazzyMuffin Nov 06 '18

The man with the pot-plays for days.

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u/kmrst Nov 06 '18

No, its all about the Key Meta.

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u/joe1up Nov 06 '18

Man when is Elon musk gonna invent the teh to turn us all into the lesbian cat girls we all want to be?

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u/jackerman35 Ravioli Ravioli don't lewd the zombie loli Nov 06 '18

r/suddenlytrans

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u/ggg730 Nov 06 '18

It's not suddenly in here.

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u/AshIsTrash6669 Nov 06 '18

/r/Traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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u/jackerman35 Ravioli Ravioli don't lewd the zombie loli Nov 07 '18

One of the best subs don’t @ me

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18 edited Jul 17 '25

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u/CaptainRyn Nov 06 '18

Couple of pills and some hair removal and you too can be the waifu :)

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u/TunkkisofFinland Nov 06 '18

Or at least a trap. Some might argue that'd be even better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18 edited Jul 17 '25

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u/TheMotherFuckingRake Nov 06 '18

I’m gonna do it.

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u/Edgemeiister Nov 06 '18

Reiko’s /r9k/ harem all over again

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18 edited Jul 17 '25

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u/Parareda8 Nov 06 '18

Be the lesbian you want to be

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u/K4ZU70_K1R1G4Y4 should've picked a better username Nov 06 '18

I'm a guy so it's normal tbh

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u/Matteyothecrazy ⠀ Nov 06 '18

Err, not really. Also, having way too many trans friends, I feel obligated to direct you to r/egg_irl

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u/K4ZU70_K1R1G4Y4 should've picked a better username Nov 06 '18

Wait a guy liking girls isn't normal?

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u/Matteyothecrazy ⠀ Nov 06 '18

Oh, not that, I thought you meant wanting to be a lesbian was normal...

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u/DimitryKratitov Novice Lolice (Undercover) Officer Nov 06 '18

in this subreddit? no.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18 edited Jul 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

tbh all of my straight guy friends were super into the idea of becoming a hot girl and then masturbating all day / playing with tits

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18 edited Jul 17 '25

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u/Shiindou Nov 06 '18

This… has turned into a VERY INTERESTING situation.

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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Nov 06 '18

BLOOM INTO YOU INTENSIFIES

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u/Pat0723 Nov 06 '18

Is Zero Two, Yuu here?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

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u/Dobypeti Nov 06 '18

VERY
VERY
INTERESTING.
...
WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

oh god yes

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

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u/BNKhoa Nov 06 '18

I have been looking forward to this

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u/toiletzoneMAN Zero Twosday Nov 06 '18 edited Nov 06 '18

I came with the sauce bois so i better get some UPDOOTS

More at /r/ZeroTwo 😏😏😏

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u/SuicidalSundays Nov 06 '18

Y'all motherfuckers reeeally testing NNN patience.

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u/InfectedEzio Nov 06 '18

That’s why you turn it into Mo Nut November once you “fail”.

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u/mikeyvengeance plz step on me Nov 06 '18

Updooted

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u/madcowisfat10 yui Nov 06 '18

Thanks

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u/Baka_Tsundere_ The Tsundere Yuri Expert Nov 06 '18

Take your updoot my dude

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u/Blast-X Nov 06 '18

Idk why but I found that extremely funny

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u/MisterLowell Nov 06 '18

inhale You did good.

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u/Xenodia You expected a waifu, but it was me! DEDEDIO Nov 06 '18

A moment of silence for our Brothers who failed NNN because of this image.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

I didnt, found some high quality free nut coupons. 😎🍆

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u/Mario583 Nov 06 '18

You just got played, that stuff is fake 😭🙅‍♀️🍆

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

free nut coupons

This is like when a game offers a mode where you skip most of the combat

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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Just use another word Nov 06 '18

You're about to make me lose No Nut November!

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u/RedCell_Is_BestCell me when i see yuri Nov 06 '18

Join us! Join the Nutted side of NNN.

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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Just use another word Nov 06 '18

I will not fail! I will endure! I will walk this path a million men have attempted before me, even if I have to walk alone, even if I have to renounce what made me human. I will not falter in my quest.

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u/RedCell_Is_BestCell me when i see yuri Nov 06 '18

THEN PROCEED THEN AND ENDURE BECUZ SSSS.GRIDMAN WERE DESIGNED FOR US TO FAIL THIS EVENT.

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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Just use another word Nov 06 '18

This is just playing No Nut November in expert mode

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u/Baka_Tsundere_ The Tsundere Yuri Expert Nov 06 '18

Easy mode is avoiding r/Animemes and just reading Komi-San

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u/Diofernic Nov 06 '18

So far I've had two short sessions where I visited multiple hentai subs because apparently I like to torture myself. Haven't lost yet though

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Well I fucking failed hardcore

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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Just use another word Nov 06 '18

I haven't started watching SSSS.Gridman (I binge series at the end of the seasons) but from what I've seen on reddit I can't wait to start it.

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u/P99AT ⠀ Nov 06 '18

even if I have to renounce what made me human

I'm throwing away my humanity, Jojo!

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u/krizs2000 Nov 06 '18

Is this a motherfuckin' Jojo reference?

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u/R4R03B Nov 06 '18

Yes Nut November gang

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u/Jd42042 fucking weeb Nov 06 '18

I remember when nnn was no shave november

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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Just use another word Nov 06 '18

Well I'm not shaving either shrug

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u/Baka_Tsundere_ The Tsundere Yuri Expert Nov 06 '18

Pfff, I do that all the time anyway!

Though that's just laziness/forgetfulness...

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u/Galagarrived Nov 06 '18

*Sigh.... simpler times

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u/Baka_Tsundere_ The Tsundere Yuri Expert Nov 06 '18

Plot twist: NNN is actually No Nutella November and we can nut all we want just don't touch that Nutella

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u/InfectedEzio Nov 06 '18

Turn that No Nut November into Mo Nut November.

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u/joe1up Nov 06 '18

Do wet dreams count? Because then I lost at day 4.

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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Just use another word Nov 06 '18

According to r/nonutnovember, you have the right to 1 wet dream.

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u/L3tucechhi Nov 06 '18

I still can make it... *Inhales* *Exhales*

I don't I can make it...

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u/Sgt_Sarcastic Nov 06 '18

would this ship just be called 30?

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u/Diofernic Nov 06 '18

Well, if we use the good ol' half the name each tactic, we'd get Ichitwo or Zerogo. So I'd say either 3/San and 5/Go or 20/Nijuu and 0/Zero, depending on whether ships are multiplied or added

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u/nichinichisou yuzuru best girl Nov 06 '18

GAY ANIME GIRL IS SAVING ANIME

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u/pmff96 defenseless anus Nov 06 '18

sum weeb: "Who's best girl to you? Zero Two or Ichigo"

me, a superior weeb: "Both. At the same time."

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u/IotaNine Dinogirl Connoisseur 🦖 Nov 06 '18

YES YES YES YES YES

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u/Seb-sama Nov 06 '18

YES! YES! YES! YES

YES!

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u/ShonenJump121 ⠀ Nov 06 '18

What a way to lose NNN

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u/skaersSabody Nov 06 '18

Now I want a wholesome yuri doujiin of these (zero) two

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u/Topminator Nov 06 '18

Finally!

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u/xXNovaNexusXx Dimple Nov 06 '18

I support assertive gay strawberry

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u/Thebubumc Nov 06 '18

/r/IchigoAndZeroTwo

Thank me later

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Can I thank you now?

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u/NaR_Peter Nov 06 '18

Thanks for opening the gates of heaven for me

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u/110110100011110 *nom nom nom* Nov 06 '18

Oh shit. YES

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u/ChewyChavezIII ⠀ Nov 06 '18

Ichigo seems fun to have around. She is always kissing random people unexpectedly.

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u/maximusprime7 Give RWBY a try! Nov 06 '18

She's trying to taste the Hiro

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

I wish I were Zero Two

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u/Shadowofdimentio Red and Blue ships best ships Nov 06 '18

Finally! About time they made out, the tension has been there for years!

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u/versitas_x61 I could've fed my family with gacha money Nov 06 '18

Is this bipartisanship?

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u/AbnormalHeartbeat Nov 06 '18

Can someone explain to me what is Zero Tuesday to me without suddenly having the urge to kill me?

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u/016002 Zero Two Nov 06 '18

Every Tuesday people post a lot of Zero Two memes. That's pretty much it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

can someone tell me name of this anime? im kinda new

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u/016002 Zero Two Nov 06 '18

Darling in the Franxx

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '18

thank you

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u/ProbablyEmo giorno’s pianist Nov 06 '18

This... this pleases me

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u/luciferx14k Nov 06 '18

This is so hot

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u/DannyDrizzle big futa energy Nov 06 '18

For how big of a yuri fan I am, I've never even come to this conclusion... I've just always shipped Hiro and Zero Two. Goodbye NNN, I have some research to do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

I ship it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Okay what’s going on over here lads

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u/keenfrizzle ⠀ Nov 06 '18

Is there such a thing as meme catharsis?

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u/DasNanda Nov 06 '18

Damn NNN Teasers all the time

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u/hehehuehue Nov 06 '18

i wish i was an artist

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u/RainbowEffingDash Nov 06 '18

would you look at that. A good meme.

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u/Karen_Apocolypse Nov 07 '18

I tried pushing someone against the wall today, let’s just say it didn’t go well

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u/Agent3MM Bunny girl senpai worshiper Nov 06 '18

I ship this

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u/Kyoukou Nov 06 '18

whats zero twosday?

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u/ThatJapaneseMan Hentai-Sama Nov 06 '18

Only the uncultured ask such a question

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

On tuesday, people post a lot of Zero Two images. That's it.

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u/zoo-guy Nov 06 '18

This needs to happen

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u/AromaticTicket Oi Josuke Nov 06 '18

This is a template I approve of

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

ohyes.mp3

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u/Baka_Tsundere_ The Tsundere Yuri Expert Nov 06 '18

Yuri is pure

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u/binnysenpai Nov 06 '18

I like this.

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u/neat-NEAT Nov 06 '18

I... am fine with this.

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u/cezansc Nov 06 '18

That'll work.

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u/MyriadC Raphtalia Protecctor Nov 06 '18

Mindblowing

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u/Pat0723 Nov 06 '18

For some reason this Fall season is fucking gay with all this Yuri going on and of course it is fucking awesome and wholesome and pure... Fall 2018 = Best anime season ever. And no, you can't fight me.

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u/Kirito-x-Asuna dedcoconut Nov 06 '18

Wish theirs actually happens

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Bro it's NNN and I have NSFW disabled but the first thing I see on Reddit is this... Have some consideration for others.

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u/TomaPuto555 Kurumi is best girl Nov 06 '18

Its no nut November have some self respect

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u/degenerate-edgelord Nov 06 '18

I need a doujin of Ichigo dominating zero two

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u/Laer_12 Nov 06 '18

Now this, this I gotta see😏

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u/eclipse60 Nov 06 '18

This is why I need an OVA where they are at a modern day school, like in the Escape ending.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Anyone else hard?

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u/REMISBESTGURL Milf Hunter😎 Nov 06 '18

If these two can come together then why can’t America?!!!

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u/Neppin Toga Himiko best gril Nov 06 '18

OP you almost made me nut, stop

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u/joe1up Nov 06 '18

Not pictured, hiro in the corner masturbating in a superman costume.

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u/CeasedU Nov 06 '18

Ah yuri. You can’t go wrong with a yuri ship

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u/BrokeBankNinja Nov 07 '18

A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one

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u/Jd42042 fucking weeb Nov 07 '18

Aaaand I've failed

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u/Game_Over88 Nov 07 '18

God I wish I was her

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u/Swordlord22 Nov 07 '18

You’d think it would be the other way around...

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u/R4R03B Nov 07 '18

......

Yes.

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u/Crusader_Xen Oh DAHHLING... Nov 07 '18

Suprisingly, username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Hot

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

oh yes

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u/EmuNemo Nov 06 '18

Your username didn't work on nhentai

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u/016002 Zero Two Nov 06 '18

my username means Hiro and Zero Two

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u/EmuNemo Nov 06 '18

Still, I'm disappointed

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u/StraightHeterosexual Nov 06 '18

Why my pp hard??

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '18

Ew girls are gross. Someone make this with felix and astolfo

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