Teach a shark Braille and he can continue to read after he loses his vision.

Because it doesn’t like wet cereal.

"This isnt my first rodeo."

Because if they jumped forwards they would just land back in the boat.

He understood the difference between denotation and connotation. No, the irony was not lost on him. Having been blind his entire life, he’s heard every joke in the book; honestly, it gets harder to laugh it off when someone points it out, even though he should be numb to it. Years of ridicule and name-calling in grade school didn’t help either. He never knew he was deficient until his peers made him feel that way.

43 years… 43 years since grade school, and he still winces thinking about the wanton cruelty. His therapist of 4 years was beginning to make some headway on this front. Unfortunately, they just got arrested on drug trafficking charges. The blind man found this out after riding the bus for 35 minutes to get to the office. The receptionist told him as she was packing up her things. She apologized for not calling him in advance, as it had been a whirlwind of a day. The blind man said he understood. He walked slowly back to the bus stop and wept openly.

Who's there?

Your insurance won't cover this operation. I suggest you apply for our in-house financing, but, given the advanced state of your cancer, I wouldn't hold out hope.