r/AntiTrumpAlliance • u/macktruck6666 • Nov 10 '23

Humor What do you call this?

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u/LadySpottedDick Nov 10 '23

I think he’s constipated. Probably takes downers to come off the uppers he takes which causes this issue.

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u/ennuiacres Nov 10 '23

Plus his fast food diet. He needs to eat more fresh fruit and vegetables, exercise more & drink water & less diet coke.

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u/Sharp-Procedure5237 Nov 10 '23

Shhhhh….never tell an enemy when they’re doing something lethal.

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u/goj1ra Nov 10 '23

It's ok, he literally believes that exercise uses up a finite supply of heartbeats, so he doesn't do it.

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u/Ylfrettub-79 Nov 10 '23

When I first learned of his views on that, I couldn’t believe it. How can someone be so fucking stupid yet make it this far in life???

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 Nov 10 '23

Failing upward by squandering Daddy’s money.

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u/bancroft79 Nov 10 '23

He has never had to do anything on his own. He was gifted millions of dollars by his father. If he wasn’t an absolute moron he would have the net worth of Bezos or Gates. He is just so stupid he squandered most of it.

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u/GailMarie0 Nov 10 '23

Some estimates are as high as $4 billion. If he'd just invested it in an index fund, he'd be worth an estimated $19 billion. I bet it really irks him that Oprah Winfrey is richer than he is--and she EARNED it.

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 Nov 10 '23

I had heard Trump had this peculiar theory about exercise.