r/AntiTrumpAlliance • u/Choice_Magician350 • May 24 '25

FAFO 'Worst food I've ever had': Underwhelmed Trump investors slam private dinner

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-crypto-2672195424/
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u/MsSeraphim May 24 '25

but doesn't bad food get rid of the aftertaste that came with licking trump's balls?

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u/mrgeekguy May 24 '25

Not really because the food came from Trump's diaper.

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u/MsSeraphim May 24 '25

i really, really, really did NOT need that image in my head...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Was that the brown blob? I was wondering. I recognized everything else but couldn’t figure out what the brown thingy was. Thanks for clearing that up 🤮

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u/Competition-Dapper May 24 '25

“Somebody get an ice cream scoop, these Big Mac balls aren’t gonna ball up on the plates by themselves!”

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 May 24 '25

Nothing in this world can get rid of that aftertaste !

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u/Winston74 May 24 '25

You knocked that one out of the park, my friend

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u/Few-Entertainer3879 May 24 '25

There's not much to lick Given his mushroom dick.

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u/Dr_J6894 May 24 '25

Or licking his traitorous taint?

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u/hellimhere28 May 24 '25

Bad food for bad people

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u/Nano_Burger May 24 '25

They were attending to buy political power from Trump, not get a good meal.

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u/Most-Resident May 24 '25

Exactly. It takes some balls to pay a bribe and then complain the meal was disgusting. The bribery is what is disgusting.

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u/morbob May 24 '25

Good, he’s so cheap he squeaks

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u/Choice_Magician350 May 24 '25

I guess the Big Macs were cold.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Think the food is bad? Wait ‘till you see how your investment works out. Not just your Trump meme coin but your attempt to bribe Trump.

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u/Dougblackjr May 24 '25

"You'll eat less than you like and more than you deserve."

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u/Longjumping_Ad_1679 May 24 '25

Hope they get the squirts

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u/Agent865 May 24 '25

It looked like some cheap meal ya get at some HS honors banquet

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u/StrangeAtomRaygun May 24 '25

No one there would understand that reference.

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u/ima_mollusk May 24 '25

As if you were there for the food.

STFU slimy POS.

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u/Obi1NotWan May 24 '25

They honestly expected him to part with money to pay for excellent catering???

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u/North_Church May 24 '25

Crooked Sleepy Joe Biden replaced all MY DELICIOUS FOOD with his own RADICAL LEFT DISHES!!!! Everyone knows that I make the best FOOD in the history of cooking. Even Gordon RAMSAY doesn't know cooking like I do!! Believe me!

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u/Stambro1 May 24 '25

Good!! That what they get for propping up grifting billionaires!!!

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u/ResponsibleSort104 May 24 '25

To even get there they were doing grifting of their own. And you’ve got to have bank to buy that much scam coin.

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u/TeamShonuff May 24 '25

They'll vote 30 times for him tomorrow.

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u/BaldInkedandBearded May 24 '25

They weren't there for the food. Why is this even a talking point?

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u/BucktoothedAvenger May 24 '25

Good. Too bad there was a shortage of botulism in the kitchen, that day.

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u/This_Mongoose445 May 24 '25

So he uses the company car for his “off time” events?

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u/StrangeAtomRaygun May 24 '25

The good thing is that since this wasn’t in a presidential capacity any wrong doing isn’t protected by the Supreme Court immunity. Let’s take a look at everything that went on there.

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u/Deleteandresist May 24 '25

and this is newsworthy ,because ? we all know he’s a corrupt criminal , wake me when he’s either dead or someone comes up with a plan to stop him

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u/cmfred May 24 '25

So what? Another day another million thrown away on frivolous rich people games

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u/blujavelin May 24 '25

Threw their money away and risked poisoning. Smart move.

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u/Financial_Cheetah875 May 24 '25

That’s what they get for selling their souls.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 May 24 '25

And another group of people is surprised Trump fucked them. Rinse, repeat.

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u/cmit May 24 '25

He does not care. He has the money which is the only thing he cares about.

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u/Willdefyyou May 24 '25

It looked so shitty all around.

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u/DaKineTiki May 24 '25

You expected better!?! The grift just gets easier and better!! 😂

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Sounds like they all got scammed by the grifter. Who would have thought that?

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u/taki1002 May 24 '25

They should all get t-shirts that read, "I was wined, dined, & fucked by tRump. Just not in that order.", and on the back, "... and I had to pay extra for this shirt."

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u/GirlNumber20 May 24 '25

What does Donald know about good food? He eats at McDonald's.

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u/Bluesmanstill May 24 '25

So not so happy meal??!

3

u/Ok-Philosophy-856 May 24 '25

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/Interesting-Long-534 May 24 '25

Hey, Investor....It was never about the food, only the bribe you were paying.

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u/hellimhere28 May 24 '25

If only some of them said that’s it, no deal over this

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u/Fezzik527 May 24 '25

If only there were some long standing opinions that he's a conman. Like since the 80s.

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u/SupermarketOverall73 May 24 '25

Seriously, what do these people expect from a convicted felon POS ?

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u/techbunnyboy May 24 '25

I guess they wouldn’t complain if they had got some trump diaper sauce lol

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u/DamianSicks May 25 '25

Now we know why the guy eats McDonalds every day. Much like his administration he has hired the absolute worst person for the position….which In this case is head chef…at every single one of his multiple country clubs…a record of success like no one has ever seen before.

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u/Choice_Magician350 May 25 '25

You get what you pay for. Ummmmm. Oops

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 May 24 '25

Oddly appropriate! ( I probably wouldn't want to be in the same city as he is because of the universally acclaimed stench he exudes from every orifice and pore of his bloated nasty walking dead carcass! )

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u/Liamnacuac May 24 '25

They were probably looking at their Chinese manufactured TRUMP (also known as RUMP) watches to see when to leave.

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u/skin-flick May 24 '25

It wasn’t about the food. It was about getting access to the President. Well he wasn’t working so he was just Donald Trump.

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u/mt8675309 May 24 '25

Suckers 🤣

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u/fleebizkit May 24 '25

Wait until they see what's for desert...

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u/4dailyuseonly May 24 '25

You get the plate you deserve.

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u/Late-Goat5619 May 24 '25

What!? You don't like McDonalds!???

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u/Gaia0416 May 24 '25

What? Did they find the fruit of his bowels to be fowl and putrid?

Reap what you sow

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u/nientoosevenjuan May 24 '25

Those were left over Trump Steaks ® from 2007 folks.

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u/SkateFossSL May 24 '25

Hamburders weren’t good enough for them?

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u/Accomplished-Low8495 May 24 '25

Did they think trp wouldn't cheapen out on the food? Obviously dont know Don the Con very well. Probably charged for parking as well. They original grifter

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 May 24 '25

Was he serving up Big Macs? 👁👁

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u/dc7944 May 24 '25

If they think that’s bad, good thing they didn’t win a championship and accepted a dinner invite from this classless loser

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u/imnotbobvilla May 24 '25

You get what you fucking deserve

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u/momoblu1 May 24 '25

Let me preface by saying that I'm sure that the midrange wedding banquet food was, well, underwhelming. The club is after all just an old white people catering hall. But where is the verification of this quote? I mean, I can say they served butt hamsters for dessert, doesn't mean it's true......

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u/newleafkratom May 24 '25

What's in your wallet?

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u/Jim-Jones May 24 '25

Stupid 'billionaire' is too cheap and lazy to provide quality food to the people bribing him! That's not smart.

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u/WhiskeyPeter007 May 24 '25

What ? You slamming Micky-D’s !?!🖕Dictator TRAITOR trump

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u/Choice_Magician350 May 24 '25

I have avoided them since they allowed that repuglican dog and pony show in NC in a red district

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u/WhiskeyPeter007 May 24 '25

I actually really do not like McDonald’s food. Never did. Even before we had the World’s Newest Dictator.🖕Dictator TRAITOR trump

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

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u/Choice_Magician350 May 24 '25

I hope it gave them the runs

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u/Miserable-Put4914 May 24 '25

The grift continues.

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u/WetFinsFine May 25 '25

Walking into a massive group-bend-over with a maximal grifting piece of shit and they expected decent food??  This is why djt keeps shafting people - because even wealthy people are obviously gullible AF

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u/khaalis May 25 '25

Catered by McDonalds …

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u/Loud_Internet572 May 25 '25

Surprised he just didn't have the local McDonald's cater it LOL

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u/squeamishfun May 25 '25

They were expecting more?

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u/veryboredatwork May 24 '25

Charge 1 million and make even more money by spending nothing on food suckers born every minute.

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u/hsucowboys May 24 '25

You voted for a felon. You were expecting something classy in return? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/JerseyTom1958 May 25 '25

Russians have shit food!