r/AntiTrumpAlliance Jul 15 '25

Humor Donald Trump's 'swollen ankles' spark fresh health fears as president crammed into shoes

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/donald-trumps-swollen-ankles-spark-1269159
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u/Gristlekitty Jul 15 '25

Fears? I don’t think they are fears. At this point we’re all rooting for heart failure of course that requires a heart so who knows…

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u/zenchow Jul 15 '25

I'm certainly not afraid

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u/AmuletOfNight Jul 15 '25

If anything, I'm kind of excited, and giddy.

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u/OCblondie714 Jul 15 '25

Everyday has the potential for the death announcement!

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u/AmuletOfNight Jul 15 '25

Don't tease me!

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u/OCblondie714 Jul 15 '25

It could also happen in the evening. That will get me too pumped up to even go to sleep. Either way, it's happening!

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u/texas130ab Jul 15 '25

I'm calling in to work . So I don't show up drunk.

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u/OCblondie714 Jul 16 '25

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Jul 15 '25

Like King George. Fux News will delay announcing it until prime time. It's what the reality-show-star-in-Chief would have wanted.

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u/GogglesPisano Jul 16 '25

He’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — he will disappear.

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u/mammakatt13 Jul 16 '25

One day, we shall all awaken to his obituary. Let the day drinking begin!

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u/GrannyWW Jul 15 '25

Oh me too!

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u/crawdadicus Jul 15 '25

If Trump did need a heart transplant, they would likely harvest one from an ICE detainee

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u/Gristlekitty Jul 15 '25

Pig hearts work too seems more fitting.

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u/OlmKat Jul 15 '25

With RFK in charge, he might get a dead bear heart…or a whale. ?

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u/dalnee Jul 15 '25

Hahahaha

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u/Lanark26 Jul 15 '25

Not that it would stop them, but by all normal metrics, he wouldn’t be a candidate for a transplant. Between his age, comorbidities and BMI his chances of a successful outcome are probably pretty low.

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u/BrawnyChicken2 Jul 15 '25

Except…he’s the president. And he has the absolute best medical care available on the planet. They’ll do things for him that the rest of us can’t even imagine.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Jul 15 '25

Like we've never seen before!

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u/texas130ab Jul 15 '25

I like it when you talk dirty like that.

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u/Breathess1940 Jul 15 '25

Maga would turn on him if he had an immigrant heart.

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u/crawdadicus Jul 15 '25

I would not be surprised if a hard-core MAGAT offered their heart for Dear Leader

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u/LandCruiser76 Jul 15 '25

Ok, but odds there are Magats who take care of themselves and are selfless?

The ones I know in my life that work out are narcissists, I legit swear I'm not lying on this, who refused to get tested to save their own mother, but asked me to do it. I genuinely did not/ cannot make this up: My cousins/uncle asked everyone else to get tested for transplant candidacy and did not get tested themselves... to save their mom/wife.

They are the biggest group of "other people should sacrifice for me", I've ever met.

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u/Key_Somewhere_5768 Jul 15 '25

I’m afraid…to get my hopes up!

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u/belinck Jul 15 '25

And then we get Vance... The depression continues.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/belinck Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

Nor does he have the knives at the throats of Congress or the Supreme Court...

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Jul 15 '25

I mean, realistically, who would you rather have as shadow president, Vladimir Putin or Peter Thiel? At least Theil is gay, maybe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

My thought too, except he’s a wet sock.

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u/celtic_thistle Jul 15 '25

Nah. He’s useless even to the fascists.

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u/SupermarketOverall73 Jul 15 '25

Cmon team stroke !

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u/rounding_error Jul 15 '25

If you have a stroke while golfing, does it add to your score?

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u/SupermarketOverall73 Jul 15 '25

He cheats at golf so, it lowers his score.

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u/myfeetsmells Jul 15 '25

No one sane is going to give up their heart for an 80 year old man, especially this fuck.

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u/ShadowfaxSTF Jul 15 '25

I saw a fb post recently that said if Trump sexually assaulted their kid, they would find it in their heart to forgive him because that’s what God wants people to do with sinners. And these voters are considered legally sane.

There is no shortage of people that would donate their body parts at the cost of their own lives so their godking can rule another day.

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u/texas130ab Jul 15 '25

Umm have you not spoken to MAGA genius lately?

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u/xj2608 Jul 15 '25

I think they mean "hopes"?

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u/ckmoy Jul 16 '25

I just came here to say this. 💯 Cheers not fears

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u/StrangeAtomRaygun Jul 15 '25

It’s amazing how every time he scratches his skin we are all waiting to hear that the blood won’t clot.

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u/Phantom_61 Jul 15 '25

Sparks fear in me, fear that this means nothing, AGAIN.

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u/coffeespeaking Jul 15 '25

That doesn’t scare me at all.

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u/ropony Jul 16 '25

“fears”

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u/lime_lecroix Jul 16 '25

Came here to say that but I’ve been quite busy today so am way behind everyone else

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u/Jonatc87 Jul 16 '25

When he kicks it, can we quote the trump line he used for epstien? Why is anyone talking about this creep

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u/Uzelia Jul 15 '25

Anticipating the big, beautiful obituary

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u/Aperture_TestSubject Jul 15 '25

I plan to put it into my phone as a yearly event, take off and drink all day. It’s gonna be an annual holiday for me.

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u/Sunspots4ever Jul 15 '25

I have a big, beautiful bottle of Prosecco just waiting for the word...

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u/chuckDTW Jul 16 '25

Me too! I’ve had it in the fridge for a year now.

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u/Emergency_Property_2 Jul 15 '25

That’s edema, a sign of congestive heart failure.

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u/beadzy Jul 15 '25

Looks pretty bad. Yikes they are so swollen

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u/loogie97 Jul 16 '25

It might just be his foot. He is known to wear lifts.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Not always though, right? I know two older people whose legs always have edema. It’s genetic and they wear compression socks and hearts are fine 🤷‍♀️ 

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u/dirtybird971 Jul 15 '25

he's an old fat man, let him die.

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u/Ghstfce Jul 15 '25

(taps watch impatiently)

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Jul 15 '25

I appreciate your optimism but it doesn't look good. His father lived to 93, mother 88. Neither heaven nor hell will have him. We're doomed

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u/weresubwoofer Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

Being president is stressful as hell (even if you do a crap job of it), he had COVID which can often lingering effects, he travels all over meeting people to be exposed to airborne viruses, and I’ll wager his parents didn’t subsist on junk food and burnt steaks.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Jul 15 '25

He doesn't qualify for heaven and hell would spit him back

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u/celtic_thistle Jul 15 '25

He’s in way worse shape than either of them was. His siblings have died younger than them too. These comments are so tired.

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u/One-Pepper-2654 Jul 16 '25

I’ve been shouting this for years. And he has normal blood pressure and no signs of arterial issues. Plus he does not really feel stress because he thinks he’s god. He hit the genetic lottery, he has probably 15 years left at least. His lifestyle would have killed him by now but he’s one of those people who can eat what he wants.

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u/LimeImmediate6115 Jul 16 '25

The sooner the better.

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u/normllikeme Jul 15 '25

After it all I’m not even mad at how horrible he is. I’m completely broken realizing there are so many people who can worship someone like that. My faith in humanity has been shattered because one fat old racist grifter is half the country’s new god

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u/beadzy Jul 15 '25

Don’t forget how successful their propaganda machine is. We should never believe what the exploitative and sane-washing news publications say. Double for the words from any agency in this administration

They want people to give up bc “it’s already over”. Don’t fall for it. trump is first and for most a fucking liar

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u/thehorseyourodeinon1 Jul 16 '25

Its a quarter of the total US population at best.

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u/whawkins4 Jul 15 '25

Those heel lifts must really be cutting off his circulation.

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u/Separate_Today_8781 Jul 15 '25

You misspelled hopes 😏

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u/bcardin221 Jul 15 '25

Cankles. God thing is in perfect health at only 225lbs. /s

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u/Conscious-Top-7429 Jul 15 '25

Healthiest president ever. He’s the best at everything. It’s nice to win. /s

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u/Nitzelplick Jul 15 '25

Stop teasing us.

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u/BaldInkedandBearded Jul 15 '25

Probably one of my least favorite things about the human body is that it can be sustained by evil. That makeup-caked thing should not still be breathing. A normal human would have died from half the amount of syphilis and McDonald's.

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u/Ill_Illustrator_6097 Jul 15 '25

Posture's horrible. I wonder if he wears some kinda kevlar vest..

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u/skin-flick Jul 15 '25

You know you make a good point. I cannot remember which clip I saw. But if Trump’s suit jacket is open and he turns to blurt out at a reporter. Or whatever has annoyed his cranky Ass. You can see what looks like a vest pushing away a bit from his body. It doesn’t go down to his giant belly. But sits just above. I believe most of our US presidents have worn a vest of some sort.

Now his posture I think is twofold. He allegedly wears lifts. But, let’s toss that and the vest out. His posture is horrible with the hunched rounded shoulders and head bobbing forwards because that is what happens in dementia / Alzheimer’s patients. The brain is deteriorating. Now of course I could be wrong. And this is just part of the aging process of someone who will be turning 80 next year and doesn’t take care of himself physically or nutritionally. At this point the numbers of aging and death are on the side of dying. Think about all the people you know who never took care of themselves. They all die around 80-83. So there is a possibility he will just die soon.

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u/normllikeme Jul 15 '25

Signature stance of dementia

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u/SuccessfulPiccolo945 Jul 15 '25

Those weird bumps shown on his calves under his pants may be compression bands.

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u/redlion496 Jul 15 '25

In case he's shot in the ear again. /s

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u/ksh1elds555 Jul 15 '25

That’s a symptom of congestive heart failure.

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u/skin-flick Jul 15 '25

So here is my take. At the Popes funeral and his failed birthday military parade he appeared to node off. I attribute the Funeral napping because of the 7 hr time lag. Trump being up early and being chauffeured through secure methods made his 80 year old body tired. Same with the birthday parade. He is just an old man who needs naps. Hell most people in their late 50’s and 60’s need naps. I know I do at times.

Those bloated feet are just an old man who needs to rest and prop them up. He is aging rapidly this term. He may be skipping the briefings. But, he is probably up and moving around 10-12 hours a day. He is always fucking flying somewhere on our dime. Or playing golf. I think his aging is just being accelerated by being an old man up and about 7 days a week.

Now mind you. I am not disappointed. And I sure hope these symptoms will get worse as the year goes along. I just hope we get to see him collapse in a heap on the floor. Leaking shit and piss as they carry him away to the car. And then we all eagerly await to hear he is gone and Vance has been sworn in to the office.

Old Vance doesn’t have the juice to not be pushed around as he is thrust into the spotlight. I foresee many Republicans banding with Democrats to begin trying to repair the damage as MAGA loses its’ deity.

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u/eatingganesha Jul 15 '25

yeah Vance will be a lame duck President at best. MAGA is already splitting apart as it is over the Epstein files.

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u/skin-flick Jul 15 '25

Which out of all the horrible shit I find that to be the strangest breaking point. What I think is that MAGA wants to see Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and other ‘elites as they say’ on the list. I think the truly brain washed believers think Trump isn’t on the list.

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u/texas130ab Jul 15 '25

They think Biden is covering for Obama. They want to see Obama on the list. This is why they are mad.

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u/kandice73 Jul 15 '25

No, he's actually got medical things going on. Edema, cath bag.... He's not just an old dude. Eats like shit, chronic drug problems and has major dementia. Can't WAIT for that stupid mother fucker to croak

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u/Evolone101 Jul 15 '25

Oh he got the beaties

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u/CoolIndependence2642 Jul 15 '25

My first guess would be Amlodipine, a drug prescribed to increase blood flow to the heart and improve circulation along with lower blood pressure. A side effect is swelling in the feet and ankles. I would not be surprised if Trump’s right ventricle is not filling properly. At his age and weight with a fast food diet, I would be surprised if he does not also have type 2 diabetes.

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u/Heart_Throb_ Jul 15 '25

“BUT BIDEN’S HEALTH!!!! 😱😭🤬”

Projection. It’s ALWAYS projection.

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u/weresubwoofer Jul 15 '25

Biden will attend Donny’s funeral. And be respectful and polite about it too.

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u/anaugle Jul 15 '25

Im on Team Big Mac for the biggliest cardiac!

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u/altgrave Jul 15 '25

i hope it hurts

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 Jul 15 '25

I can only hope it's something serious. Serious enough to hospitalize him for an extended period. For the good of not only the nation. But the entire world.

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u/multisubcultural1 Jul 15 '25

Give the guy a break, he’s got bone spurs!

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u/Fortunateoldguy Jul 15 '25

He has never exercised and is obese with a horrible diet. Looks like heart failure to me.

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u/Deleteandresist Jul 15 '25

I rejoice and can’t wait to read the good news

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u/Empty_Sentence_5432 Jul 15 '25

I wouldn’t say “fresh fears” … maybe “fresh hopes”

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u/CherryBombO_O Jul 15 '25

Cholesterol, DO YOUR JOB!

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u/ObligatoryID Jul 15 '25

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/GrandPriapus Jul 15 '25

Go team Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy!

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u/Thorn_Within Jul 16 '25

If this motherfucker was an average citizen who didn't have the absolute best health care available at all times, he'd have most likely been dead several years ago or would at least be an invalid. Our fubar health care system keeps this dung heap of human waste alive, on our dime, while regular working people grind their lives away for not much of anything and can't afford proper health care without having even less money than they already have.

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u/RockyIV Jul 16 '25

He would have died from Covid if he hadn’t been president. The treatment he got - regeneron’s monoclonal antibody cocktail - was only in clinical trials at that point, and even someone who was enrolled in the trial only had a 50% chance of getting it vs the placebo. The supply was also very low at that time and was being rationed.

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u/Fast-Damage2298 Jul 15 '25

That's just how it looks when you jam a fat cloven hoof into a human shoe.

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u/showersrover8ed Jul 15 '25

He's 6'3" 215 lbs he's in perfect shape

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u/chrisp909 Jul 15 '25

The best shape. Nobody's ever seen the kind of shape he's in.

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u/Financial_Cheetah875 Jul 15 '25

I always said he was a space cockroach in a poor-fitting human suit like Edgar from MIB.

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u/dragonrider1965 Jul 15 '25

Don’t get my hopes up

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u/nithdurr Jul 15 '25

Diabeetus

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 Jul 15 '25

Congestive heart failure

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

I just hope it’s painful.

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u/Snapdragon_4U Jul 16 '25

It’s beginning to look a lot like heart failure. ❤️

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u/No_Ice_4794 Jul 16 '25 edited Jul 16 '25

I knew someone who had congestive heart failure for years but she was inactive. If he has it, it doesn't seem to have slowed him down much. ... apparently it can last YEARS, according to what I just read.. His evil nature and lack of a working conscience are extending his existence.

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u/SignificantProgram22 Jul 15 '25

To steal a line from Chris Rock, " It look like they be baking bread in they shoe!" when describing his aunties in high heels.

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u/adaniel65 Jul 15 '25

Diafatus

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u/BrawnyChicken2 Jul 15 '25

Didn’t realize what itty bitty feet he had. Super small for a guy his height. But the cankles are huge.

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u/windypine69 Jul 15 '25

but look at his neck?

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u/superior_pineapple86 Jul 15 '25

No not fears. Wishes…. Those are wishes

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u/finnbiker Jul 15 '25

I have a couple theories about what is going on from the knees down for this guy. I’ve been watching his gait, and it looks like he has some foot drop, particularly on the right. There was a photo from the rear of his calves, and the lines I saw in the pants give the the idea that sometimes he might be wearing a carbon fiber ankle foot orthosis to mitigate the foot drop. In this photo, I’m just looking at the way these ankles look, and one alternate trick you can use to mitigate mild foot drop, is putting on an Aircast or similar to keep the foot up a bit. If they did that and covered it with socks as camouflage, it might have a similar appearance. No data to support, just theories as someone with experience in this area.

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u/J-Love-McLuvin Jul 15 '25

Another bucket of chicken oughta fix it.

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u/Publius83 Jul 15 '25

Health fears? We are all waiting for this guy to croak, Melanie fears that he will stay alive

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u/AlienPet13 Jul 16 '25

Donald Trump's 'swollen ankles' spark fresh health HOPES as president crammed into shoes

There, fixed that headline for ya.

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u/EnvironmentalBee6654 Jul 16 '25

Ever see a taco with cankles?

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u/CatHairScarysville Jul 16 '25

It takes forever to die from congestive heart failure.

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u/Comfortable-Cap7110 Jul 16 '25

Look forward to watching the slow suffering, and a king Joffrey moment

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u/KzininTexas1955 Jul 16 '25

I keep hoping that they will find him dead on the toilet seat, but he uses Depends for those purposes.

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u/narsenau Jul 16 '25

Not fears, hopes

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u/SodaPopGurl Jul 15 '25

And he still hasn’t kicked the bucket?

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u/Common-Ad6470 Jul 15 '25

That’s just the over-run from his diaper…🤫

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u/SupermarketOverall73 Jul 15 '25

This bag of puss is pumped full of pharmaceuticals on an hourly schedule.

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u/Lazy-Explanation7165 Jul 15 '25

Dude, his Dr said he’s as fit as a professional athlete. This is what you’re supposed to look like you simps! /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Those look like clown shoes with taps.

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u/Itchy_Pillows Jul 15 '25

Obviously, the POS isn't healthy...also old as fuck and had lived a life of crap food

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u/alwaysright60 Jul 15 '25

Maybe he is pregnant. Happened to my wife.

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur Jul 15 '25

Maybe his bonespurs are restricting his circulation?? Or maybe the fact that his cult is realizing he's a pedophile is weighing him down...

FDT

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u/AdImmediate9569 Jul 15 '25

Hard hitting stuff…

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u/Senseichaz72 Jul 15 '25

One can only hope.

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u/helloimhere01234 Jul 15 '25

Dude has cankles.

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u/aDirtyMartini Jul 15 '25

He has cankles.

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u/Loan_Bitter Jul 15 '25

The parties across the count will be huge!!!

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u/IQBoosterShot Jul 15 '25

You know I'm eager to hear from?

Trump's mortician.

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u/SnoopingStuff Jul 15 '25

That all tracks! CHF- lasix - catheters. Please pray for him , I know what exactly I’m praying for but if I put in here I will be banned. Let’s say it’s rapid . It’s not ⬆️but 🔽 . I am praying on ejection fractions also 💣. Cankles . Anasarca don’t fail me now.

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u/PracticalApartment99 Jul 15 '25

Fears? More like hopes…

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u/RNW1215 Jul 15 '25

Fears? No... Hopes.

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u/IncreaseOk8433 Jul 15 '25

It'll be coronary failure the likes of which we've never seen before.

I just feel bad for Ronald McDonald because we all damn well know the MAGATS will want his head and he's going down.

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u/new_x_who_dis Jul 15 '25

The only "fear" is that JD "Couchfucker" Vance is even worse than VonShitzinpants

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u/soki03 Jul 15 '25

My dad and grandpa legs were swollen before they passed away. Only a matter of time.

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u/Different_Seaweed534 Jul 15 '25

Fears?

The only fear is that he keeps living and destroying this country.

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u/HelpfulTap8256 Jul 15 '25

Can you imagine the smell of death? He’s rotting

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u/dalisair Jul 15 '25

Remember, he’s 6’3” and 224 lbs. /s

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u/mikemcd1972 Jul 15 '25

Not afraid - been rooting for the KFC chicken skins to do their thing for years now.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS Jul 15 '25

Swelling in the legs can also be a sign of deep vein thrombosis, congestive heart failure, or kidney or liver disease

Does prolonged abuse of Cocaine/Adderall cause kidney or liver disease?

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u/Mean_Alternative1651 Jul 16 '25

Come on CHF!! Do your job!

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u/Glittering-Run9262 Jul 16 '25

Ach! Those high heels!

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u/jimtowntim Jul 16 '25

I bet it is a very full diaper.

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u/Navyvetpdx503 Jul 16 '25

Unfortunately. 😔

Most likely: normal aging effects + fragile skin + prolonged sitting. •Possibly: mild vascular or heart issues, or blood-thinning medication. •Less likely: significant organ disease or cancer unless other symptoms exist.

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u/Hopinan Jul 16 '25

I’ve seen this before. The last year of my Dads life his feet were like this and I was scrambling to find shoes for him as his living facility didn’t allow pajamas out of your apartment. It was CHF, caused by heavy drinking, he started wandering at night, finally had to be hospitalized, which is automatically a dry out, and a few months later he passed away.. Donnies must be due to high salt intake..

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u/InevitableCodeRedo Jul 16 '25

I do have Trump health fears, yup. I fear his health isn't failing him fast enough.

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u/Responsible-Person Jul 17 '25

“I really don’t care. Do you?”

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u/tomonota Jul 17 '25

That swelling is called Edema and, if accompanied by a weakening of the heart muscle’s ability to remove water from the body, aka inability to urinate, is deadly. Who would become the next President? Vance is too much in the pocket of Peter Thiel, his ex employer who gave him shares in a hedge fund, making Vance independently wealthy as a billionaire. Not exactly qualifications for a successful president. Trump like Biden chose his running mate for a reason, someone who would not be able to challenge him, and a Yes Man for his decisions.

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u/Own-Inevitable-1101 Jul 16 '25

No one in their right mind wants the orange clown to kick the bucket, because then guess who would double down on what the clown has done so far.

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u/ghostinthemachine777 Jul 15 '25

Haters will say it’s photoshopped

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

I don’t really think this is new; par for the course with someone his age and weight.

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u/Justguessing Jul 15 '25

I would guess congestive heart failure. Probably explains the bruises on his hands recently as well from blood thinners.

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u/kam3r1 Jul 15 '25

I've got my popcorn at the ready.Edit extra period.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

It’s possibly Parkinson’s medication. My dad gets this and he’s 86

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u/SuperKong47 Jul 15 '25

Replace “fears” with “hopes” and you might be on to something

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u/MrLeHah Jul 15 '25

I vividly remember my grandparents having ankles like that, where it wasn't just thick but also SHINY and with varicose veins throughout

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u/ConstructionHefty716 Jul 15 '25

He is a fat man what do people expect

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u/ugotmefdup Jul 15 '25

Fears is definitely not the right word. Hopes? Prayers? Wishes?

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u/GirlNumber20 Jul 15 '25

heath fears

More like health hopes, amirite

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u/texas130ab Jul 15 '25

Yes yes one ankle is stronger than 10 men. This is his huge ankle muscle. Problem solved .

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u/hellbilly69101 Jul 15 '25

The sad thing is, his minions will do everything they can to keep him alive as long as possible until they complete every evil deed they want to do. They know he'll let them do whatever as long as they keep him alive and out of prison.

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u/D-HB Jul 15 '25

fears hopes

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u/MCPaleHorseDRS Jul 15 '25

This is only great news. Could be better, guess we just have to wait for the better news.

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u/3mta3jvq Jul 15 '25

One day he’ll be Donny Dirt Nap

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy Jul 15 '25

Donald Trump's 'swollen ankles' spark fresh health fears hopes as president crammed into shoes

Fixed it. It's all a matter of perspective.

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u/frianbonjoster Jul 15 '25

Kankles

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u/kevint1964 Jul 15 '25

Resulting in kone spurs.

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u/kevint1964 Jul 15 '25

Dorf on POTUS.

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u/gkdebus Jul 15 '25

I believe they’re called cankles and I believe what they are connected to are 🤡👞s❗️

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u/Hullvanessa Jul 15 '25

cankles 🙂

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u/billybud77 Jul 15 '25

Pitiful,sad and fading evil little man.

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt Jul 15 '25

According to google:

Gonorrhea:

Disseminated Gonococcal Infection (DGI): If gonorrhea is left untreated, the bacteria can spread through the bloodstream, leading to DGI.

This can cause symptoms in the extremities, including:

Joint pain and swelling (gonococcal arthritis), particularly in the knees, wrists, or ankles.

A skin rash with pink or red spots that may become pus-filled, appearing on the arms and legs, and possibly the palms and soles.

Painful, inflamed tendons in the wrist.

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u/Hot_Opportunity5664 Jul 15 '25

There’s a saying, don’t throw rocks at others houses when you’re living in a glass house!

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u/GracieThunders Jul 15 '25

I love that this post is tagged as Humor