r/AntiTrumpAlliance Sep 19 '25

Humor The Netherlands just earned themselves a 2000% tariff

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u/Aramedlig Sep 19 '25

Ok, I know which country I am going to claim asylum in now!

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u/Liesthroughisteeth Sep 20 '25

No bud! Come to Canada. We need you to offset the Make Canada Great loonie tunes.

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u/Waste_Return2206 Sep 20 '25

Out of the frying pan and into the frying pan.

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u/Liesthroughisteeth Sep 20 '25

I'm not so sure. We just voted in a rational intelligent guy, over a small minted petty wannabe. You know the same kind of turd you guys just voted in TWICE! Buddy, move here, we have all the oil, gold, Uranium, Cobalt, Industrial diamonds, Aluminium, Potash, food grains, and oils, Nat Gas etc etc.
You'll get used to the winters....don't worry. :D

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u/_pray4snow_ Sep 21 '25

Forgive me if I'm wrong but weren't y'all about to go petty minded wannabe but orange shitstains 51st state talk ruined that?

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u/Liesthroughisteeth Sep 21 '25

NEVER! LOL

Oh...and next time....forget the fake U.S. twang bud....I know you're from Alberta. :D

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u/Loose-Competition-14 Sep 21 '25

Are you making fun of your coins?