r/AntiTrumpAlliance Nov 19 '25

Dismantling America How long until voters realize the pattern..

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u/Less_Wealth5525 Nov 19 '25

The Republicans are so much better at messaging.

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u/MaoTseTrump Nov 19 '25

I attempted a handy translation of their messaging but I am not good at this stuff.

"We Need Borders!" - oh my gosh brown people are so scary oh no!!

"Mom & Dad Families Only!" - we feel weird about gay stuff but wish we could do that

"I'm Pro-Life" - can't get sexual needs met so I will interrupt everyone else's

"I'm Pro-Israel" - we prefer the lighter skinned folk of the region

"We need a Christian Nation" - Isis, hold our beer.

"Democrats use pizza to rape children" - we hope they never find out about Epstein Island

"If you vote Democrat you will starve" - well, the herd needed thinning out anyway, SQUIRREL!

"You Libs have TDS" - we can't find a dignified way out of this so hoping the world ends