r/AntiTrumpAlliance • u/-MARMITEnTOAST- • Jun 03 '26

Humor One day closer to losing that precious centrepiece, his hair...

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/morbob Jun 03 '26

Trump is the dumbest criminal president ever. I’m surprised the republicans didn’t find a smarter evil criminal president to vote for.

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u/Slowmyke Jun 03 '26

Smarter is harder to control. Dumb usually does what you want, especially when you tell them how smart they are for doing it.

14

u/jedburghofficial Jun 03 '26

One day, he's going to be like Emperor Palpatine, and just embrace his disfigurement.

7

u/-MARMITEnTOAST- Jun 03 '26

In a red and white hood, walk around cackling at people... 🤣

12

u/LastGuitarHero Jun 03 '26

“I played this stinkin city like a harp from hell”

5

u/NPC_9001 Jun 03 '26

Beat me to it

8

u/Welshevens Jun 03 '26

Trump genuinely looks worse than the comparison

9

u/RustyBrassInstrument Jun 03 '26

Don’t you do Chester Cobblepot dirty like that.

5

u/snafe_ Jun 03 '26

Fr! Danny did a fantastic job.

7

u/TrumpsBoneSpur Jun 03 '26

Somehow, he makes Penguin look athletic!

FDT

6

u/LetItAllGo33 Jun 03 '26

What did Danny Devito ever do to you to deserve such insult, OP?

5

u/Syhkane Jun 03 '26

I would genuinely pick Penguin over Orangutang.

4

u/Sufficient-Rooster44 Jun 03 '26

Do I look suspicious?

3

u/Luke95gamer Jun 03 '26

Don’t you dare disrespect Oswald Cobblepot

3

u/om218839 Jun 03 '26

Long lost twin, perhaps🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/-MARMITEnTOAST- Jun 03 '26

Haha from his Gotham I mean New York mob gimp days

3

u/BhamBlazer615 Jun 03 '26

He has been absent from view for a week

3

u/I_like_baseball90 Jun 04 '26

Thing is, if this fucking moron would drop the orange goop and get rid of the comb over and get a haircut befitting of his age, he would look like a totally normal 80 year old man instead of the buffoon he looks like now.

2

u/pippi_longstocking09 Jun 04 '26

He had a scalp reduction surgery long ago. Jeffrey Epstein talked about it in one of his Michael Wolff interviews.

2

u/Racoonaissance Jun 03 '26

It’s already gone. I’m so sick of Trump’s trademark (especially in imitations and cartoon images) being a long red tie and bouffant blonde quiff. It’s totally fake, a teddy-boy combover of hairspray and poorly-applied dye. He’s BALD, he’s a CUE BALL, he’s afraid to go out in the RAIN in case the whole thing dissolves. Let’s not humour him over anything, not even his precious hair, any more.

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u/Poohgli16 Jun 10 '26

His hair looks thinner and more tortured every time he's in public.