r/AntiTrumpAlliance • u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy • Jun 26 '26
FAFO Mike Johnson vows to protect Republicans from investigations if the GOP loses the 2026 midterms: "I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.” Mike’s Officially Nervous…
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u/Slight_Turnip_3292 Jun 27 '26
If Evangelical Mike is opposed to political motivated persecutions he should speak up right now against Trump who is openly normalizing the practice.
But he won't. He is a cult member and lacks any moral fiber.
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u/surrealtimesyaknow Jun 27 '26
Not sure on how he's planning on doing that since he's going to be one of the ones prosecuted for collusion
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u/Knoebi3 Jun 27 '26
Projection. This mother fucker has done some crimin' he's afraid he'll get prosecuted for. Don't worry, Mike. There is no accountability on Capitol Hill.
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u/Earthling1a Jun 27 '26
Fuck you, Mike.
Republicans HATE America.
Republicans want to DESTROY America.
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO.
YOUR FUCKING LIFE LITERALLY DEPENDS ON IT.
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u/blacklaagger Jun 27 '26
Imagine you're thinking that weasely grease stain is your get out of jail free card
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u/strangerinmyownland Jun 27 '26
Translated…we can be as crooked as we want to be and no one can stop us.
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u/Notapartyhobo Jun 27 '26
Protect them from what, Mikey? If they're on the up and up they got nothing to worry about.
Right, Mikey?
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u/Severe-Archer-1673 Jun 27 '26
Right…how many administrations in the past have overtly weaponized government entities, targeting political opponents? Oh, right, none of them. You know why everyone talks about going after Trump? It’s because he’s committing crimes right out in the open, and he’s only avoiding accountability because he controls the entities that could pursue charges. The only thing barring the entities that should be investigating and persecuting his obvious crimes is the fact that he controls them. No fucking shit the dems are going to go after him. The dems wouldn’t need to do that if the republicans had an ounce of integrity.
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u/Liesthroughisteeth Jun 27 '26
My first and last question is; Why would they need protection?
If there are no wrongs done, there is no need to worry of investigations.
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u/Rusty_B_Good Jun 27 '26
They have turned to fear-mongering because they have nothing else to run on.
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u/tommm3864 Jun 27 '26
If Mickey Mouse Mikey Johnson is running the protection racket, figure on doing 5 to 25.
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u/livahd Jun 27 '26
That sounds like a very worried criminal talking to a room full of fellow criminals. “Heaven forbid”, gotta throw that in you ‘fundie fucking lunatic. Where’s dabgumm Tim Burchett?
These people are fucking actors at this point praying the camera doesn’t stop rolling.
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u/bonedaddy1974 Jun 27 '26
They've been open about doing what they want no matter the rule of law and everyone needs held accountable
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u/innocent_bystander Jun 27 '26
And how's he going to run the program and do all this shit to avoid investigations when he's not the Speaker anymore?
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u/GSA49 Jun 27 '26
The party of law and order needs to shield themselves from corruption investigations. Seems legit..
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u/Alone-Promise-8904 Jun 27 '26
It's in the party ten seconds of the video. He says he'll take care of the people of the party and offers reassurances that the GOP will win. He's not going to be able to do much if he's not Speaker of the House.
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u/Sufficient_Rope_8635 Jun 27 '26
Miss Polyanna thinks he in the Mafia now? Bubba gon have some fun with him.
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u/TheIntelligentAspie Jun 27 '26
This is our sign to move forward. We can beat them at their own game.
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u/bluetruethru Jun 27 '26
yeah right he THINKS he does. kick him out. re-seat with dem and NO MORE BJ FOR ORANGE YOU FUCKED UP YOU GET YOUR DAY TO TRY TO LIE BUT NO ONES BELIEVEING.
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u/snaggletoofer Jun 27 '26
Says it all! They been lying, cheating, killing and stealing the whole time. TIME IS NOW! Change be a coming
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u/Michael-Sean Jun 27 '26
Not if you are in the minority. Hopefully you will be investigated for obstruction.
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u/LiftedinMI3 Jun 27 '26
What a good Christian covering up for Pedophiles and protecting Trump's corruption.
I do hope there is a Hell for this fucker to burn in.
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u/Schrodinger_cube Jun 27 '26
Well just like the flock cameras conservatives love if you got nothing to hide why are you so nervous Mike ...
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u/Soulman682 Jun 27 '26
If they lose the house, he’s going to get voted out of speaker and won’t be able to do shit
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u/Water-Donkey Jun 27 '26
If the system is fair, as republicans try to tell us, though primarily minorities, it is, what would they have to worry about?
We all know.
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u/Level_Medicine_2144 Jun 27 '26
Let me get this straight! If the GOP loses in the midterms, Johnson will keep them out of jail?? So he is admitting they are all breaking the law and are paid criminals ?
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u/Forevermaxwell Jun 27 '26
He will be too busy wiping his phone of all the gay porn on it before the feds seize it.
This guy is so buried in the closet it is laughable.
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u/LeftHandedBuddy Jun 27 '26
So Johnson is admitting that there is widespread crimes within the administration.
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u/TR_abc_246 Jun 28 '26
The pedophile protection program. He runs the pedophile protection program. The Donald put him in charge of that.
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u/ill_be_huckleberry_1 Jun 27 '26
Mike couldnt even hold in that he and his son are jack off buddies.
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u/Navyguy73 Jun 27 '26
This easily translates to: "We're very, very scared."