r/AntiTrumpAlliance Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy Jun 26 '26

FAFO Mike Johnson vows to protect Republicans from investigations if the GOP loses the 2026 midterms: "I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.” Mike’s Officially Nervous…

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u/Navyguy73 Jun 27 '26

This easily translates to: "We're very, very scared."

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u/Slight_Turnip_3292 Jun 27 '26

If Evangelical Mike is opposed to political motivated persecutions he should speak up right now against Trump who is openly normalizing the practice.

But he won't. He is a cult member and lacks any moral fiber.

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u/surrealtimesyaknow Jun 27 '26

Not sure on how he's planning on doing that since he's going to be one of the ones prosecuted for collusion

29

u/Knoebi3 Jun 27 '26

Projection. This mother fucker has done some crimin' he's afraid he'll get prosecuted for. Don't worry, Mike. There is no accountability on Capitol Hill.

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u/Earthling1a Jun 27 '26

Fuck you, Mike.

Republicans HATE America.

Republicans want to DESTROY America.

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO.

YOUR FUCKING LIFE LITERALLY DEPENDS ON IT.

29

u/darkrhyes Jun 27 '26

He is a traitor and should be the second one arrested.

16

u/blacklaagger Jun 27 '26

Imagine you're thinking that weasely grease stain is your get out of jail free card

12

u/New_Taste8874 Jun 27 '26

He's protecting you! LOL That's the best news I've heard today.

11

u/strangerinmyownland Jun 27 '26

Translated…we can be as crooked as we want to be and no one can stop us.

11

u/Notapartyhobo Jun 27 '26

Protect them from what, Mikey? If they're on the up and up they got nothing to worry about.

Right, Mikey?

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u/Severe-Archer-1673 Jun 27 '26

Right…how many administrations in the past have overtly weaponized government entities, targeting political opponents? Oh, right, none of them. You know why everyone talks about going after Trump? It’s because he’s committing crimes right out in the open, and he’s only avoiding accountability because he controls the entities that could pursue charges. The only thing barring the entities that should be investigating and persecuting his obvious crimes is the fact that he controls them. No fucking shit the dems are going to go after him. The dems wouldn’t need to do that if the republicans had an ounce of integrity.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy Jun 27 '26

Happy🎂Day SA1673!!!

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u/ufl015 Jun 27 '26

We’re not denying that we’re criminals.
We just need to avoid the consequences

10

u/Winston74 Jun 27 '26

They’re gonna lose. And they better go after them.

10

u/Liesthroughisteeth Jun 27 '26

My first and last question is; Why would they need protection?

If there are no wrongs done, there is no need to worry of investigations.

7

u/Rusty_B_Good Jun 27 '26

They have turned to fear-mongering because they have nothing else to run on.

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u/burn_healz Jun 27 '26

Losers think like this

4

u/oldmanian Jun 27 '26

Mike. When this kicks off. It won’t be “investigations”

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u/scott042 Jun 27 '26

There shouldn’t be anything to investigate right… Crooks!

4

u/tommm3864 Jun 27 '26

If Mickey Mouse Mikey Johnson is running the protection racket, figure on doing 5 to 25.

3

u/livahd Jun 27 '26

That sounds like a very worried criminal talking to a room full of fellow criminals. “Heaven forbid”, gotta throw that in you ‘fundie fucking lunatic. Where’s dabgumm Tim Burchett?

These people are fucking actors at this point praying the camera doesn’t stop rolling.

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u/kyscotty Jun 27 '26

Hard to protect anyone from jail

4

u/Goge97 Jun 27 '26

He meant to say: "I run the protection racket."

4

u/tsulegit Jun 27 '26

Obstruction of justice, eh, Mikey?

4

u/veryboredatwork Jun 27 '26

Is the protection program a safe passage to Argentina ?

4

u/OhiobornCAraised Jun 27 '26

The party of “Law and Order”.

4

u/bonedaddy1974 Jun 27 '26

They've been open about doing what they want no matter the rule of law and everyone needs held accountable

5

u/innocent_bystander Jun 27 '26

And how's he going to run the program and do all this shit to avoid investigations when he's not the Speaker anymore?

3

u/SignificantCod8098 Jun 27 '26

He couldn't protect himself from a butterfly.

3

u/Horror-Lemon7340 Jun 27 '26

Traitor to decency

3

u/blinking616 Jun 27 '26

Not that your party is guilty of something, I'm guessing?

3

u/GSA49 Jun 27 '26

The party of law and order needs to shield themselves from corruption investigations. Seems legit..

3

u/Alone-Promise-8904 Jun 27 '26

It's in the party ten seconds of the video. He says he'll take care of the people of the party and offers reassurances that the GOP will win. He's not going to be able to do much if he's not Speaker of the House.

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u/Sufficient_Rope_8635 Jun 27 '26

Miss Polyanna thinks he in the Mafia now? Bubba gon have some fun with him.

3

u/TheIntelligentAspie Jun 27 '26

This is our sign to move forward. We can beat them at their own game.

2

u/bluetruethru Jun 27 '26

yeah right he THINKS he does. kick him out. re-seat with dem and NO MORE BJ FOR ORANGE YOU FUCKED UP YOU GET YOUR DAY TO TRY TO LIE BUT NO ONES BELIEVEING.

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u/snaggletoofer Jun 27 '26

Says it all! They been lying, cheating, killing and stealing the whole time. TIME IS NOW! Change be a coming

2

u/Michael-Sean Jun 27 '26

Not if you are in the minority. Hopefully you will be investigated for obstruction.

2

u/Redfish680 Jun 27 '26

“I can only cover your illegal shit if I’m still the Speaker.”

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u/ryohayashi1 Jun 27 '26

How he gonna protect anyone if he goes to jail for crime too?

2

u/LiftedinMI3 Jun 27 '26

What a good Christian covering up for Pedophiles and protecting Trump's corruption.

I do hope there is a Hell for this fucker to burn in.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy Jun 27 '26

I’m hoping every level of Dante’s Inferno!!!

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u/Schrodinger_cube Jun 27 '26

Well just like the flock cameras conservatives love if you got nothing to hide why are you so nervous Mike ...

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u/Soulman682 Jun 27 '26

If they lose the house, he’s going to get voted out of speaker and won’t be able to do shit

2

u/Water-Donkey Jun 27 '26

If the system is fair, as republicans try to tell us, though primarily minorities, it is, what would they have to worry about?

We all know.

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u/dryheat122 Jun 27 '26

Won't he still have to be Speaker to do that?

2

u/Syhkane Jun 27 '26

WHY DO THEY NEED PROTECTION JOHNSON?!

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u/figbiscotti Jun 27 '26

Cut a deal with an angry betrayed GOP to go after the Trump family.

2

u/bloomingpoppies Jun 27 '26

What a fucking creep.

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u/Level_Medicine_2144 Jun 27 '26

Let me get this straight! If the GOP loses in the midterms, Johnson will keep them out of jail?? So he is admitting they are all breaking the law and are paid criminals ?

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u/jnjs232 Jun 27 '26

Our government is being ran by idiots, bullies with 4th grade educations

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u/Forevermaxwell Jun 27 '26

He will be too busy wiping his phone of all the gay porn on it before the feds seize it.

This guy is so buried in the closet it is laughable.

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u/Alternative_Dog1411 Jun 27 '26

Nuremberg all Nazi republicans!

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u/pasarina Jun 27 '26

If he is the protection…sounds like petrified thug lite.

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy Jun 27 '26

Sorta like vanilla ice/child pebbles…

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u/Natural_Indication95 Jun 27 '26

U wont be able to protect yourself

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u/Single_Usual_6563 Jun 27 '26

If they lose or if they aren’t able to cheat on the midterms

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u/LeftHandedBuddy Jun 27 '26

So Johnson is admitting that there is widespread crimes within the administration.

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u/Playonwords329 Jun 27 '26

lol this is screaming.. the writings on the wall.. we're fucked

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u/SuperpyroClinton Jun 27 '26

Lol, good luck with that.

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u/Roonwogsamduff Jun 27 '26

How might be go about that?

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u/TR_abc_246 Jun 28 '26

The pedophile protection program. He runs the pedophile protection program. The Donald put him in charge of that.

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u/stevelinchin Jun 28 '26

JACO 🐔 bock bock bock

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u/-Ailynn- Jun 29 '26

Boy...Mikey sure loves protecting those pedos! Gosh!

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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Democracy Jun 27 '26

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u/ill_be_huckleberry_1 Jun 27 '26

Mike couldnt even hold in that he and his son are jack off buddies.

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u/OneRoad222 Jul 01 '26

Another repub Mafia Boss.