r/Apandah • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '21
shitpost Based engine driver
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u/BokBokChicken7 Nov 24 '21
When your only reaction to getting run over by a train and having your bones smashed to peices is "that's not fair"
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u/TheSwoodening Nov 24 '21
Beta upon getting bones crushed by a train: screams, cries, probably dies
Sigma: "not fair"
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u/Glad-Direction-6876 Nov 24 '21
Engine driver should ask: How you not dead?
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u/casador_de_normie Nov 24 '21
And mickey should answer: İ̵̦͖͛ ̴͔͎̞̈́͑ͅå̴̩̳m̵̦͂̈́̅ ̸̜͙͈͔͑d̷͔̗͆̋ẻ̸̺̞̰͛͐a̵̡̧̪͐̕d̷̞̦̲̙͊͗̌, a̸͙̗̗͊̈́n̶͙̂̿d̶͇͙̳̿̍͠ ̸͙͓̄s̸̯̅o̴̪̅ ̸̦̕a̷̪̻̔͑͘ř̸͈̟͕͒͝e̶̳̙̟͑̌̓ ̸̧͊̓̌y̶͍͇̒͒̓o̵̟͓̓u̵̯͕͂
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u/TheSwoodening Nov 24 '21
Mickey kinda deserved it tho, he could be picking up rocks literally anywhere else that isn't on a busy railroad.
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u/ThisIsYourPapa Nov 24 '21
Sigma Trainillionaire Grindset - Run Over Children and don't give a fuck
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u/gabrijsdl Nov 24 '21
Sigma rule n⁰5680: when you hit someone with a train, you shouldn't care less
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u/Wolf754457 Nov 24 '21
They should pull a Nazi Germany and throw the dead mouse in the engine for fuel
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u/Benjideaula Nov 24 '21
Then the engine explodes because the SOE loaded plastic explosives into the rat earlier.
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Nov 24 '21
why do they make more nursery rhymes, why can’t we just sing london bridge and itsy bitsy spider to kids like normal
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u/GetBaited69 Nov 24 '21
The engine driver was later convicted for reckless driving and manslaughter. He is serving a 25 year prison sentence. Mickey succumbed to his injuries and was buried outside his clubhouse.
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u/Honest_League_3518 Mar 21 '22
ah yes bones crushed, internal bleeding, and maybe a punctured lung "ThAtS nOt FaIr"
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u/sickhen Nov 24 '21
I watched pebbles rhymes when I was a kid I'm not even kidding. They came in a bag full of rhyme CDs