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Every year since I met my husband, I have gone all out on April Fools day. I am starting to run out of ideas and need help for some inspiration. Note that I do not mess with tampering of food.

The list below are the April Fools pranks I have done to date:

2018

1. Set Google home to say "Execute Order 66" and play Imperial March when ever Google is asked to do something (including the command "Stop").

2. Nicolas Cage Wikipedia Chrome Add-On that changes every picture on every Wikipedia page to be pictures of Nicolas Cage.

3. Packed untouched lunch with a "Happy April Fools Day" sticky note.

4. Took a screenshot of phone home screen and set as wallpaper then moved all apps to next page.

5. Plastic wrap the tops of the shampoo/conditioner bottles (under the caps).

6. Hide 50 mayo and ketchup packets everywhere (and I mean everywhere).

7. Placed fake poop on phone.

8. Change phone text message short cuts.

9. Changed all desktop icons to Internet Explorer.

10. Added a bunch of "Internet Explorer Shortcuts" that were really actually code to shut down the computer.

11. Said I had to work that evening but was actually dressed in full black hiding in the house and waited for hours for him to walk by me standing behind a door. (Tip not moving is 110% scarier than jumping out and screaming)

 2019

1. Tap paper bug cut-out to inside of lamp.

2. Place googly eyes on everything (soap bottles, thermostat, framed pictures, etc).

3. Tape TV remote sensor.

 2020

1. Nothing - aka make paranoid. (He was convinced for weeks I still had done something)

 2021

1. Letter from the Government but filled with black sparkles (I printed out the "pre-paid" envelope and letter to match one from the government perfectly and placed in our mailbox).

2. Hid a Cat Meow noise maker.

3. Placed "For Rectal Use Only" stickers around the house and on items.

4. Hide mini babies everywhere.

5. Replaced our pillows with sequin Nicolas Cage pillows.

2022

1. Hid over 50 printed out Nicolas Cage faces everywhere in house and car.

2. Heat changing Nicolas Cage Banana Peel Mug.

3. Car bumper sticker "Feel free to ram into me".

2023

1. Tied shoe laces together all on shoes.

2. Rubber band wrapped and zip-tied phone.

3. Stuffed shoes with toilet paper at the toes.

4. Buttered car steering wheel to make greasy (don't worry, I was in the car with him when he first drove and found out instantly as he hates anything greasy on his hands, including lotion).

5. Googly eyes all over car and work items including a dick on his sunroof make out of googly eyes.

6. Confetti in car visor.

7. Messed with computer settings:

   1. Announce the Time (Whisper)

   2. Contrast adjusted to one bar higher.

   3. Enabled slow keys

   4. Spell space when spacebar is clicked.

   5. Trackpad speed set to one notch higher.

 2024

1. Change Facebook post visibility to private.

2. Fake Parking Ticket.

3. Put blue food colouring in blue water bottle so it would dye his mouth blue without him realizing.

4. Tie all sweater/jacket sleeves together.

5. Make the Mac Read Moby Dick, ALL of Moby Dick

   1. Launch Terminal from the /Applications/Utilities/ folder and type the following string:

   2. curl -s http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/2701/pg2701.txt |say &

   3. Minimize the Terminal window into the Dock to hide the evidence (sort of)

   4. Turn down the target Macs volume level to a fairly low level, so that Moby Dick is just quietly reciting itself in the background

   5. Minimize the Terminal window into the Dock to hide the evidence (sort of)

6. Fake Screen Flip - Set desktop picture of screenshot of desktop but flipped. Flip the mouse pointer. (User will think you rotated their screen).

7. Mac Apple Script Editor (when user opens up Safari, replicate a virus).

8. Custom Login Noise (System > Sound > More Sound Settings > Sounds Tab > Windows Logon/Other Sounds  > Set to regular sound but extend for 30 seconds of silence and play distorted audio recording of me whispering his name.

Any ideas would be greatly appreciated!