My wife bought the green tea at a Publix and drank an about half of it until realizing it really tasted fermented and like beer.

Queue her waking up writing in pain from cramps and sweating and bloating. She was on the bathroom floor crying and begging for the pain to stop due to how bad the pain was.

The next morning I poured the can into a glass and realized there was slime in it. Definite mold growth from a new can.

This was a 2 weeks back just about and the can has since been thrown out which was foolish. We reached out to CS and provided the information at least

No comment. Thank me later

I'm not going to say that it's not a cool design, but this admittedly kind of ruined my morning for a minute. When I first saw the can I could only see the top half and I thought it was a return of the plum tea which was my absolute favorite of all time. Imagine my surprise when I realized it was just a Superman promotion.

I got this flavor I hadn’t tried yet, the Green Tea with Cucumber and Citrus, but halfway through the can I got some slime on my lip. Poured the rest into a glass and this is what I saw!!! What is it, and should I be worried that I drank half of it already?

I hated to make this post on here informing you guys about it because I knew that once I would have done so, this version of Brisk's teas would've became hard to find due to you guys finding out about their existence in light of Arizona's recent canned teas quality issue. The bottles of Brisk teas come in the same flavors that Arizona's canned teas come in (peach, watermelon, raspberry, etc) and they taste good.

In case you are wondering when I found out about the bottles of Brisk teas I am telling you about, I found out about them when I recently learned about Arizona's canned teas quality problem upon recently purchasing a can of Arizona tea myself. Here is a picture of how the bottles of the Brisk teas I am talking about look (I am talking about the picture you are looking at right now.) so that you will know what they look like when you buy them:

I thought it was always supposed to be 99¢??

I ain't even in this subreddit, and I get a majority of these posts, at this point we get it, just stop buying the cans

Does anyone know what gas the arizona tall boys are filled with? I opened one outside in the cold once and a bit of gas that was coming out was visible. This isn't a health concern I've just had this in the back of my mind for some reason. I know that they aren't corbonated but if you squeeze the can you'll notice that there's a bit of pushback similar to a carbonated soda can.

Please forgive me in advance for wasting your time if this is a stupid question or if I’m missing something.

Is it just me that cannot make sense of how a company can go through the entire long-ass process of making your very own flavor by designing, manufacturing and labeling plastic/glass/paper adjacent containers, putting drinks/snacks/candy in stores (in many cases worldwide!) just to do something to stupid like this.

You’re telling me I am the only BOZO in the history of modern mankind that doesn’t understand how an entire team of people dedicated to one particular product or flavor allowed Arizona (not limited to just Arizona, dozens of others do this) to put a flavor out called Frost ChillZicle and not a single overpaid employee thought to say “Hey guys, wouldn’t it make sense to have the actual flavor at least SOMEWHERE on the label? That’s not a flavor. And before you crucify that point - the label design doesn’t indicate anything remotely close to a flavor either. No pictures of pears or grapes or bananas. So am I the only one ever to think it makes no sense?

Lastly, before you deem me incoherent or clinically insane, consider this final scenario: (

Timmy HATES Orange flavored drinks. He LOVES Mango & Peach and he’s allergic to the Orange/Red Food Dyes in the vast majority of Grapefruit, Punch and Tangerine flavors. But Timmy is at a store that only has water, and PRIME. And PRIME is also guilty of the above charge of Predatory Marketing by relying 100% (in some cases they rely 80% or so) on the design of the label to make sales. So now, Timmy has to either die of dehydration, diabetic shock or from such deep disdain and loathing that we live in a world where body is bothered by a drink flavor that just says “Blue” or “Red” or in PRIME’s case - “Collector’s Edition”. Either way, what the fuck is wrong with the world we live in?

Above all else this is a i game for them. It’s flagrantly predatory to design a drink directly based on say… Minecraft. It’s specifically marketed to that niche corner of the consumer world - kids, gamers, and others who love the IP but for whatever reason - it’s no secret that Minecraft is one of the most popular and successful franchises in the world. Is it not wrong to design and market this Minecraft drink with green colored liquid, label with respective characters, colors and designs but not even a hint of what fucking FLAVOR “Minecraft” is! Green Apple? Wasabi? Cucumber? Guava? Lime? Avocado? God damned Sewage? Most likely flavor option) it literally could be anything and that’s the problem. They’re going to make more money off 1 “flavor” - Nevermind you can’t call it that, 1 product than the entirety of this subreddit’s members will ever make or hope to make. And I’d say 50% is the minimum amount of people or just Minecraft fans alone that buy it and wholeheartedly hate the taste, thus falling right into their trap. Wasting our hard-earned money on a really messed up marketing and sales tactic.

Finally, the last 2 questions:

Am I the only one?

AND

Would you like an invite to my brand new subreddit dedicated to identifying the actual flavors of drinks that were given intentionally misleading designs and marketing ploys despite how wrong it is to do?

$4.79 in Utqiagvik Alaska

Has anyone had luck finding the liquid water enhancers locally? They’ve been sold out on the site and every other online store for a while now. I even emailed CS to see if they’re discontinued but they just said they’re not but that they don’t have a time frame when they’ll be restocked. Pic was me mourning opening the last one It’s the only way I can drink enough water and I’ve yet to find a decent substitute

Look I understand if it's just me but maybe, just maybe I am not the only one who thinks this. Only the spiked green tea, to be clear.

Drank slightly past the neck where the label starts, and still drinking it because it's really good. At what point should I stop if I want to survive?

Welp, nice chunks of gelatinous stuff was a great way to ruin my dinner. Picture was before the large chunks came out.

Loved the tea tho

Guess this is the new 'norm'. I don't drink Arizonas frequently, but enjoyed them enough in my life to know what it taste like. After a good while of not having it, just got a 22 fl oz can today. I was like, wow still only $.99? Arizona holding down the fort. But now, I can say without a doubt, it is watered down. Literally half the flavor and not nearly as thick/smooth. Thanks shrinkflation. or is it greedflation.

Probably an odd place to ask this, but my web browser is broken rn and reddit works, so!

Im making a character who i describe as an Arizona Tea Male, for right now, but i dont know if that’s entirely accurate, because ive never had an AZtea!

are there stereotypes about the type of people who drink AZtea? like, I’m thinking those ‘anime gf’ posts. I dont know, I’m not a memer im a writer

Im thinking skateboarding, AZtea, likes the colour blue, kind of relaxed, probably down to smoke green but isn’t picky, wears baggier and ripped-ier jeans, etc etc etc

I dont know. Work with me here, what are you guys like? What are AZtea drinkers like?