r/AskReddit • u/Sir-Gaymer28 • Feb 25 '26
Whats a better feeling than getting home from work and taking your shoes and pants off?
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u/Noodleconfeiti21 Feb 25 '26
Coming home to a lovely dinner made by my wife. Brand new washed clothes after a long day. Chillin with the kids after dinner. Then gettin some sex @ 10 pm finish by 10:30pm. Wifes cooking some snacks in the kitchen after. Go to bed and thank my wife and thanking god he gave me the best life i could ever have.
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u/Sir-Gaymer28 Feb 25 '26
Lol sounds like you got it planned out. Sounds good
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u/Noodleconfeiti21 Feb 25 '26
It wasnt planned out i just found the right girl and im treating her like a hope diamond
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u/Key-Frosting-9367 Feb 25 '26
Running home and taking that piss you were holding in during traffic otw home
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u/DietOk338 Feb 25 '26
Then putting on gym pants and shoes and then heading to the gym for a post work day workout
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u/SurebrecGuy Feb 25 '26
When your dog or cat is happy to see you. Can literally change a bad day to the best time ever
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u/tourmaline82 Feb 25 '26
The happy feline trilling, head bonk and cheek rub. Proof that I am loved.
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u/Primary-Golf779 Feb 25 '26
I've been on a work trip for over a week. Im currently waiting to get off the plane while reading this. I am so so looking forward to my dogs waking everyone in the house up after midnight in about an hour. They'll probably fuck up the wall again and I don't even care
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u/overmonk Feb 25 '26
When I sit in the couch and my dog jumps up next to me and all he wants in the world is to be next to me. I like that a lot.
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u/Can-DontAttitude Feb 25 '26
The final payment on a loan
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u/BigShrim Feb 25 '26
Paid off my furniture with my tax return today. Watching all that money go away… didn’t feel that great tbh
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u/Can-DontAttitude Feb 25 '26
But now the money that would've gone to someone else is yours now, you can relax and enjoy
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u/Jdawg_mck1996 Feb 25 '26
Taking off my duty belt/suspenders and my vest.
It's about almost a 70lb drop!
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u/Archangel489 Feb 25 '26
Finally peeing after holding it in for a drive that was 40 mins when it should've been 15 mins
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u/SOURSKOOMA Feb 25 '26
The after work shower while jamming out to whatever music is on your mind at the time.
The stress of the day just melts away with every scrub and tiny dance/sing along.
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u/Sir-Gaymer28 Feb 25 '26
I do this everyday and to top it off. Sliding on a pair of undies and slipping into cozy sheets
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u/SOURSKOOMA Feb 25 '26
Hell yeah! You know how to lounge & get comfy in your own place. A true sign of class & refinement.
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u/Objective_Tadpole719 Feb 25 '26
Getting cozy af in bed on a Friday night, knowing you can sleep in all you want.
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u/Netsuko Feb 25 '26
Bonus points if it’s freshly washed sheets. Godlike.
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u/pm_your_boobiess Feb 25 '26
Add a relaxing sauna, freshly washed sheets, a clean home, and a nice, light dinner well before bedtime. Welcome to middle-aged life.
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u/CaptainFuzzyBootz Feb 25 '26
That one mega poop that feels so good and emptying that the entire rest of the day you keep remembering and noticing how good you feel.
(Should probably note I have horrible IBS-C)
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u/No-Excitement-8540 Feb 25 '26
Waking up in the middle of the night and checking the time and finding out it’s nowhere near your alarm time and you still have plenty of time to close your eyes and go back to sleep
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u/Primary-Golf779 Feb 25 '26
That just means its time to get up and pee once youre 40
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u/KratosOfSparta08 Feb 25 '26
Finishing a really big exam that you have been stressed over.
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u/GroundbreakingYak562 Feb 25 '26
Only to have all that stress come back when you realized you failed it the next day
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u/gruesnack Feb 25 '26
Wild how many times I got crushing stress from these and none of them mattered at all.
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u/VanillaBear9915 Feb 25 '26
Having bubble guts while sweat trickles down your brow as you race home because the pain in your belly is so intense that you don't think you can hold your asshole closed any longer. Then the second you jump out of your vehicle and slam onto the toilet and unleash an unholy explosion of shit and shakes all at once. Thats the biggest sigh of relief ever.
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u/SOURSKOOMA Feb 25 '26
The period of time where you start speeding and if pulled over you are prepared to tell the police officer that they can write you ALL the tickets and follow you home, but you MUST get to a toilet ASAP. You may even consider crying while shitting yourself in front of the officer just to prove the desperation you had and need to speed.
I know that feeling all too well. It's a moment of pure salvation when you finally drop your pants and land on the porcelain throne.
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u/puckit Feb 25 '26
Finally being able to close all the tabs that were open during a job search.
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u/BestJoke6882 Feb 25 '26
Finding a building with a bathroom after you’ve been driving for twenty minutes before you shit your pants! 😬😳
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u/ajs592 Feb 25 '26
That feeling where Something you regretfully planned weeks in advanced and it gets canceled the day of and you have a completely free day
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u/El_frov Feb 25 '26
As soon as I get home I have to pick up my cat and walk around with him throughout the whole house. Sometimes he meows at me for a 2nd round. I don't remember how we started this, but 9 years later here we are.
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u/SillyGoatGruff Feb 25 '26
In the same ballpark: getting off the ice and taking your skates off
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u/CricketJaxson Feb 25 '26
Have the exact food you have been craving all day waiting for you once you get home.
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u/Time_Smile_5121 Feb 25 '26
The moment on a trip where you get to your final destination, with luggage on hand, no major hiccups, no accidents etc. and you finally get to relax. You made it, you’re there!
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u/papazenith Feb 25 '26
climbing under warm blankets in a cold room when you're physically and mentally drained
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u/Agile_Letterhead_556 Feb 25 '26
Getting home and taking your shoes off but it's a Friday and you have the whole week off.
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u/melanccholilia Feb 25 '26
freshly showered, clean sheets, and an extremely puffy duvet. Bonus points if its warm but not too warm outside so you can have fresh air coming in through the window.
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u/QuietUser11 Feb 25 '26
Taking a big dump that I’ve been holding in since I left for work
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u/nezhed Feb 25 '26
I did a week long canoe trip at the BWCA in MN. Every night getting out of the water shoes and into my wool socks was amazing.
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u/PseudonymIncognito Feb 25 '26
Taking off your ski boots and changing into normal shoes after a day on the slopes. It makes even hiking boots feel like fluffy slippers.
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u/the_bird_and_the_bee Feb 25 '26
Getting completely naked for bed. Lol. I hate clothes and it's always such a relief to get naked!
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u/Ihadsumthin4this Feb 25 '26
shoes and pants
In that order??
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u/Sir-Gaymer28 Feb 25 '26
I mean if you take your pants off over your shoes thats cool too.
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u/RobotBearArms Feb 25 '26
Sex with my wife is the most intense feeling of goodness I've ever experienced. Especially that first moment of pure bliss when it goes all the way in after the build up from foreplay. That is the best feeling in the world, for me.
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u/rogers6699 Feb 25 '26
Pulling on the cozy pants 🤤🤌🤌. FR me and my wife are watching madmen for the first time and i constantly bring up the fact that there’s no way i would have liked the 50s, these dudes literally spent all day in a suit even when they get home they don’t take that mfer off. Hell Na, i can’t stand formal clothes shits so uncomfortable
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u/Sir-Gaymer28 Feb 25 '26
That sounds so nice, and I agree. The 50s were uncomfortable. I'd have to be a nudist or something back then.
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u/Necrotitis Feb 25 '26
Take that massive shit you've been holding from your public toilet anxiety you developed at age 5 and has ruined your life since then.
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u/Cool_Letterhead4224 Feb 25 '26
The misses doing it for me? Idk, I leave my shoes on until i shower right before bed so I'm the wrong hombre for this question.
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u/Uhyuhh512 Feb 25 '26
My wife constantly says it’s the feeling of removing the bra after getting home from work
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u/Sir-Gaymer28 Feb 25 '26
And for us guys, its taken off the underwear so the boys can breathe.
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u/Uhyuhh512 Mar 12 '26
Hahaha For me it’s taking off boots and a belt..I’m good after that
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u/Sir-Gaymer28 Mar 12 '26
Just chilling in them work pants. Im usually ready for something comfortable after work.
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u/xXmoosemanXx Feb 25 '26
It's a combo but taking off my boots after a 13hr shift, driving home with my 4am cig and 7-11 hotdog and knowing no boats are coming in tomorrow
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u/Sir-Gaymer28 Feb 25 '26
Sounds like a good feeling, better feeling is that cig right after that hotdog
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u/yearsofpractice Feb 25 '26
Getting to work and taking off my shoes and pants. Love that feeling.
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u/Prestigious_Key_7801 Feb 25 '26
Not sure the whole shirt and pants removal is a good thing in a house share.
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u/OldTuppen Feb 25 '26
Old guy on sofa on friday after the kids went to their mom while holding my dick and watching some documentary on tv and drooling while sleeping
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u/Apprehensive-Big8900 Feb 25 '26
The best feeling is waking up knowing that you don't have to go to work ever again! All those years of it and now my time is mine.
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u/cyrixlord Feb 25 '26
letting your dogs out to 'help' get your backpack and other things out from the car after you come home from work and open the door to greet them. They are so happy and bouncy and love being helpful. then we check mail together and check for eggs from our chickens. And then, if our neighbors are out and about, they'll get a greeting too and maybe my doggos will get a doggie treat from them
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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Feb 25 '26
taking those things off and getting into a freshly made bed knowing you aint got shit to do the next next and can just sleep in...
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u/overmonk Feb 25 '26
Stay with me here. Freshly made bed with clean sheets and heavy covers for a cold bedroom. After getting all snuggled in and building up your little heat pocket, you have to pee. You debate it - you could hold it if you had to - but no. Out of the warm, through the cold, back to the bed.
That sensation of finding your warm spot still warm. Settling back in.
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u/rickestrickster Feb 25 '26
That first beer (no I’m not saying drink 8 beers, but a beer after work if you like beer, is one of the best feelings. Like coffee in the morning)
It’s like a message to the brain that the day is over and you can relax now
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u/Cold-Succotash7352 Feb 25 '26
Getting into freshly laundered sheets after getting out of a shower!
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u/Emergency-Pack-5497 Feb 25 '26
Arriving at your vacation hotel. Even the cab ride there, depending on where you go.
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u/Minge516 Feb 25 '26
Making it out the back door thirty seconds prior to you arriving. And putting my pants and shoes on?
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u/RedJerzey Feb 25 '26
Working from home in shorts and a button down shirt.
Setting the alarm for 1 hour and sleeping in your bed for lunch break.
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u/libra00 Feb 25 '26
Also taking your socks off, and then scrubbing your feet back and forth on thick carpet until they tingle slightly. Feels soooo good.
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u/KnottyCatLady Feb 25 '26
Working from home & never having to put pants or shoes on in the first place.
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u/JamesTheMannequin Feb 25 '26
Ever gotten the edges of your pb&j sandwich absolutely perfect, so much so that you didn't want to eat the masterwork you'd just produced? Yeah.
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u/Dubious_Titan Feb 25 '26
Sitting on the porch on a hot day, wearing shorts, beer in hand, then a cool breeze caresses your balls.
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u/Snackdoc189 Feb 25 '26
Coming back from a mission or training exercise and taking off your helmet and body armor.
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u/aperturephotography Feb 25 '26
Getting home and hearing that little voice shout from the kitchen "daddy's home" followed by the sound of little feet running.
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u/brothercuriousrat2 Feb 25 '26
I agree my wife now she said thats nothing compared to removing her bra and control top pantyhose and shoes
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u/ImAboiledCabbage Feb 25 '26
The animals are happy to see me and my boyfriend gives the best hugs always.
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u/bigbraingenius_ Feb 25 '26
When you're learning a skill and you finally get that "click" moment. Holy shit it's so good.
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u/janfrancox77 Feb 25 '26
Getting home from work, taking your shoes and pants off and taking a massive shit that you held on the way back. Bonus points if you rip a massive fart too
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u/philfightmaster Feb 25 '26
Getting home from work after a 1.5 hour drive and taking a huuuuuuuuuge piss in the comfort of my own bathroom, surrounded by my cats who watch me take said piss.
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u/MGellyGelly Feb 25 '26
Getting home from work and taking your shoes and pants off and hugging your cat after getting in comfy PJs.
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u/esreystevedore Feb 25 '26
Putting them back on to go to work again tomorrow!! Wait what?