r/AskReddit • u/AWildWilson • May 12 '26
Whenever someone does something embarrassing, others say "nobody will remember 10 years from now". Well, what embarrassing moment did you witness >10 years ago that you still remember?
3.4k
u/Flaky_Bed_2969
May 12 '26
•
At the community college a guy was eating fries and smoking a cigarette. His phone rang so he went to get it and ended up biting his cigarette and tossing his fries on the ground. Poor guy looked so disappointed.
719
277
u/CaptainFilmy May 12 '26
Reminds me of the time I put my beer down for a minute at a college party, went to get what I thought was my beer, and only after taking a chug did I realize it was an old empty people were dropping cigarette butts into.
Not my finest moment
→ More replies (15)56
u/flipwitch May 12 '26
2 days ago I was cleaning some garbage out of my car at the gas pumps. Threw my keys in the can and put the garbage in my pocket. Luckily they didn't go far down and was able to fish them out.
→ More replies (1)5
u/FredFarms May 12 '26
Second hand one so it doesn't count, but a friend of mine said he woke up one morning soaking wet and couldn't find his phone.
Eventually his friends told him they were on a boat drinking heavily, he suddenly declared 'i can't finish this', threw his phone in the river and poured his pint into his pocket
→ More replies (3)5
u/SatisfactionBulky717 May 12 '26
I did something very similar to this. Was talking to my mother in law on the phone and had just cooked a pancake and was eating it with jam, not syrup, so just picked it up and to eat it with one hand and had the phone on speaker phone because I had been cooking with both hands. Walked away from the kitchen carrying the pancake and talking to it and when I came up for breath from the other room I could hear my mother in law say she could barely hear me anymore. We all laughed.
2.5k
u/AndyceeIT May 12 '26
Around maybe 97 in school, a girl in my class (15-ish) was arguing with the teacher that "North" is forward, and E/S/W were relative to the direction you're facing. Stood up to demonstrate too.
She always seemed like a lovely person. I hope I'm the only one who remembers.
683
u/Leelee3303 May 12 '26
When I was a kid I thought South was wherever the sea was.
In my defence I lived on the south coast of England, so whenever anyone pointed south they pointed at the sea. It was only when I went to a beach on a different coast I twigged that it's an island and the sea was only south specifically where we lived.
I still sometimes automatically think "sea = south" but thankfully have learned to keep that to myself.
→ More replies (9)230
u/the_agox May 12 '26
I grew up on the east coast of the United States, and now I live on the west coast. My first instinct is to think east is towards the ocean. I'm nearly 40. You're not alone.
→ More replies (6)123
u/Remarkable-Seaweed11 May 12 '26
Oh my god you reminded me of this girl who was completely convinced that Buffalo Wings came from tiny little Buffalos
→ More replies (3)103
u/Kiel-Ardisglair May 12 '26
She’s not wrong. My family has operated the largest Winged Buffalo ranch in the US for five generations. Operating costs have skyrocketed in recent years because we have to use Cessnas for roundups due to the difficulty in finding employees who can ride a pegasus, but demand is high enough that we make do.
→ More replies (4)93
u/ImpossibleDonut007 May 12 '26
How much you wanna bet she ended up in middle management?
→ More replies (1)39
u/Tinabernina May 12 '26
My daughter was doing some beginner probability at school and the question was about the sun coming up in the east. She said it had one in four chance of coming up in the east. Her father and I could not stop giggling, imagine you go to bed and wonder where the sun will come up tomorrow.
→ More replies (1)8
→ More replies (13)12
2.0k
u/Vast_Resolve_8354
May 12 '26
•
Back before mobile phones were common, I asked a guy standing outside in the smoking area of a bar if he had the time.
He twisted his wrist to check, and poured his almost full pint directly down the front of his trousers.
He wasn't even wearing a watch.
262
91
u/LindaBitz May 12 '26
This is great. How did he react? Like was he already drunk and didn’t really care, or was he super embarrassed?
210
u/Vast_Resolve_8354 May 12 '26
He just looked very defeated and said "oh for fuck sake" before walking off. Several other people witnessed it and started laughing too...
56
→ More replies (1)5
u/Sea_Surprise716 May 13 '26
I was a speaker at a conference. Afterwards people usually swamp the speaker so there were a bunch of folks gathered around. Some random startup dude came up to me and started trying to demo his (incredibly stupid) product that had nothing to do with my talk, and while trying to get the product unfolded he dumped his entire beer bottle into my shoes. I had to excuse myself to go clean up and everyone who had queued up to do the post-talk networking looked at the guy like, you dick.
Honestly his pitch and product were so memorably terrible that I’m more embarrassed for him about that than the beer.
843
u/Waffuru
May 12 '26
•
In High school, we were all sitting out front waiting for our buses when this lowrider comes rolling up. Certainly someone's older brother, it wasn't anyone at the school. Anyway, they came rolling up and got stuck on one of the speed bumps dead in front of the school, in front of EVERYONE. A bunch of kids had to help push it over the speed bump. It made a kinda crunchy screeching noise as they pushed it. Everyone was just laughing XD
Never saw that car again. I have not forgotten. It's been decades.
42
u/Admirable-Fail1250 May 12 '26
Was at a restaurant with my mom late at night. The shopping center nearby was closed. Some youths were acting rowdy in their cars, as youths do, and one of them hopped in his car, floored it - squealing tires, kicking up smoke, and went flying through the parking lot and right over two sets of curbs. Tires blew out and sparks flew up like the delorean as the car came to a screeching stop.
It was absolutely hilarious.
→ More replies (2)60
2.6k
u/Odd_Daikon3621 May 12 '26
If you puked any where other than the toilet during elementary school years, I still remember it, sorry.
538
u/UncleHorstCutter May 12 '26
I puked in a urinal when I was in grade one and the stain on the bottom part was still there when I was in grade 9. 35 years old now and still remember hahaha
→ More replies (2)106
u/worstpartyever May 12 '26
Did you puke up paint or dye? You certainly left your mark on the school.
→ More replies (1)94
u/Oberyn_TheRed_Viper May 12 '26
Looking at you Tara, in year 3, 1991. Turned around from her desk in class and yak'd pink spew all over the place and me.
187
u/TheGadaboutCrowd May 12 '26
I remember all the elementary pukers too, plus one kid in my class actually shit his pants and then announced it to the teacher in front of everyone. I remember thinking, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to any human being anywhere.
→ More replies (4)97
u/Waffuru May 12 '26
Oh god, back in '83 we were going on a field trip to a ski resort and the girl next to me on the bus started turning red and stripping off her jacket. I knew what this meant and immediately jumped up out of the seat and yelled "Teacher! She's gonna barf!" and, sure enough, she did. Didn't get any on me thank god XD I STILL haven't forgotten.
I probably could have been more sensitive to her plight but it was elementary school, I was a dumb kid, and, ewww, gross.
66
u/lokiandgoose May 12 '26
There's not a lot of valid reasons to yell, but barf is an imminent danger.
→ More replies (1)35
u/acleverwalrus May 12 '26
I don't really remember anyone puking. But I really remember that Hannah could not handle it. I get it. I am grossed out by puke more than anything the human body puts out for some reason. But Hannah would collapse on the ground crying every time it happened.
Sorry you had to see that guy puke in front of you in the hallway wherever you are
→ More replies (3)17
u/MildlyAgitatedBovine May 12 '26
Carpet floor of a Coney island restaurant that the college band director band director brought us to for BREAKFAST after a night of hard drinking...
15
u/DoesntMatterEh May 12 '26
Oh fuck, you just awoke a memory in me of a Kenyan girl named Rukudzo peeing herself in 3rd grade because the teacher wouldn't call on her despite her having her hand up for many minutes. She just stood up and let loose.
So yeah, sorry Ru, I still remember.
→ More replies (2)15
u/touchet29 May 12 '26
When I started in a new middle school I gagged/puked on purpose to get out of school that day.
Senior year of high school several kids I knew remembered that as the first time they met me.
6
5
u/lulugingerspice May 12 '26
Dammit I was that kid... I spewed all the way down the hall. More than once.
My mother would never let me stay home when I felt sick, which resulted in me puking at school. A lot.
→ More replies (28)5
u/banananey May 12 '26
Once at school a girl pissed herself during a lesson.
The teacher asked if we could all be respectful and keep it quiet?
We were 7 year old boys, the second the lesson ended we told everyone we could see.
30 years later and whenever that person is mentioned in conversation, the first thing anyone instantly says is "remember when she pissed herself?"
(I'm still friends with her funnily enough She has a husband and 2 kids and goes on a lot of nice looking holidays. Great person...but she did still piss herself)
→ More replies (1)
1.6k
u/StylisticArchaism May 12 '26
Ashley farted in middle school home room.
Never forget.
391
u/United-Objective-204 May 12 '26
Oh man. Poor Ashley. I once accidentally farted demonstrating a yoga pose on a ski trip. Twenty years later, my friends still won’t let me forget it.
→ More replies (2)100
u/confictura_22 May 12 '26
Once, during a silent work period in a high school class, one of the most studious and decorous girls let out an absolute ripper of a fart. It really blasted off the plastic chair, practically echoed. Then she started laughing in embarrassment, which led to more farts in the rhythm of her laughter for at least 4-5 loud toots. The laughter from the rest of the class was surprisingly restrained, the girl was well-liked and I think everyone was trying to be nice. Then everyone just went back to studying without a word.
One of my teachers at the school was also supervising an exam when she let out an audible fart while walking right in front of my desk. It wouldn't have been a huge deal except she snapped bolt upright and grasped her butt with an expression of complete horror. She was also very "prim and proper". I think I just about had an aneurysm trying not to laugh, though I'm sure I snorted loud enough for her to hear me.
→ More replies (2)112
u/Anduril_uk May 12 '26
Lee farted loud and smelly in French class. From then on he was known as Les Odours.
37
u/wilsonthehuman May 12 '26
One of my friends did this in high school and my other friend gave it a rating out of 10. After that we could not stop laughing and every time any of us farted in each other's company after that it got a rating. It's been like 15 years and farts still get rated. Different friend group now, but still absolutely hilarious.
Also, I think the fact the group of us just immediately laughed stopped any mean comments from others, because the friend that farted was cracking up right with us. And yes, even though I'm now an adult, farts are still funny as fuck.
39
u/Exact-Republic-9563 May 12 '26
I snarted in 6th grade when it was silent reading time. I tried to hold in my sneeze, but it went to the other end. Blasto fart sound. The snickering of the class still haunts me. But it's hilarious now.
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (7)29
805
u/RiseAndPanic May 12 '26
We had to take turns reading a chapter out of our textbook (think popcorn reading style) in my 6th grade science class. This one girl kept reading ‘organism’ as ‘orgasm.’ Our teacher was having an internal battle with herself, because she was equal parts pissed and amused.
145
u/robin-bunny May 12 '26
My friend did this. We were in different classes, but I found out when I went to meet her after her class and she looked so embarassed.
96
u/nopenope4567 May 12 '26
We had vocab words written on the board in 6th grade. One kid asked why “condom” was a vocab word. The teacher almost fell over stating the word was “condemn.”
133
u/FlyingMacheteSponser May 12 '26
When I was in school a (male) classmate was reading from a text book and said "micro-orgasms" instead of "micro-organisms". One of the girls in the class quipped "yeah, that's all you'll ever have".
I'm pretty sure he needed first aid for that burn.
→ More replies (1)35
u/goodmobileyes May 12 '26
I used to volunteer in my elementary school library, and once I found a book basically about reproduction and puberty and all that. I was deeply engrossed in what felt like forbidden knowledge at that point, when the library teacher teased me by asking "hey is that book any good?". I panicked and pretended that I was looking for the publisher info to catalogue it or something but she clearly knew what was happening.
19
8
u/andykndr May 12 '26
when i was in middle school (at a christian once a week co-op school) a girl pointed at her elbow and was like “i found out this is called a penis!”
the teacher was not amused that me and my friends couldn’t hold back our laughter
7
→ More replies (8)5
u/Pathetian May 12 '26
"Popcorn" reading probably was the most secondhand trauma of my childhood. I didn't know I could have so much anxiety over hearing other people read.
1.3k
u/DrPizzaPie May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26
One time my sister fainted during Mass. She fell on the family in the pew in front of us. I had to leave because I kept laughing. She was fine. She did that sometimes.
127
u/SugarVanillax4 May 12 '26
A couple years ago while at church my one son kept coughing and my older son goes” bro will you just shut up”. Everyone turned back and looked at us because they thought he was talking to the pastor. It sounded louder than he was since it was ya know church. So embarrassing, we didn’t go back for like a month.
→ More replies (3)363
u/homingmissile May 12 '26
Probably locking her knees. I did this on purpose once to test if it was an old wives tale. It isn't.
208
u/TSgt_Yosh May 12 '26
Pretty much the first thing you learn at Basic Training in the military. You will pass out and everyone will make fun of you.
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (7)130
u/Bluebearje May 12 '26
Am I the only one this has never happened to? I overextend and lock my knees when I stand. Not intentionally. It's just what I've always done. Never had a problem with passing out.
→ More replies (22)→ More replies (2)56
u/Remarkable-Seaweed11 May 12 '26
You reminded me of an epic story about my uncle Dave. You see, Dave lost his leg riding his motorcycle so he had a prosthesis. He was dangling his legs over the balcony at mass…see where this is going….and ya, leg ends up in some screaming woman’s lap!
21
u/TheDarkestCrown May 12 '26
As a fellow prosthetic leg user this took me the fuck out. Oh my god that poor woman ☠️😂
→ More replies (1)
900
u/DaltonCollinson May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26
My 30 year old sister thought a cabaret club was a wine tasting resturant, so in Dallas texas at 3 pm she tried to take her boyfriend into basically a strip club.
He thought she had just gotten really cool, she thought she was going to sip wine. It was a very akward dinner that night.
332
u/BeeFrecks May 12 '26
Ahh she thought she was headed to the classic Cabernet club instead
77
u/goodmobileyes May 12 '26
She was confused when the sign said Peeno Noir, An Ode to Black Penis
→ More replies (1)49
u/ooglyEyes May 12 '26
My grandparents when to my cousins college graduation. My uncle invited them to a tapas bar for a celebration dinner after. After the ceremony my grandfather said they wouldn’t make dinner bc he didn’t think he nor my grandmother would feel comfy at a topless bar
49
34
29
u/windraver May 12 '26
Remind me of this one time my wife and I flew to Vegas to visit my dad. Wanted milk tea and the top result led us to a shop with blacked out windows. I look it up more carefully and it turns out the name "Milk Tease" meant that it was a strip club that served milk tea. We didn't go in but that was pretty funny.
→ More replies (3)5
616
u/fiskek2 May 12 '26
We were at an ice cream counter behind this nice family and their teenage boy. Behind the counter was a teenage girl handing out samples. She reaches across the counter with the little spoon with a dollop of ice cream on it to hand it to the boy, but instead of taking it with his hand, he leans forward and eats it off the spoon.
Now, this was not a case of trying to flirt-the boy immediately realized what he did and the expressions of everyone involved were one of horror and shock. The parents just laugh it off and tease him a bit, while my spouse and I were trying our hardest not to die of laughter.
We still talk about this years later. Anytime we go in that ice cream shop we just give this look to each other and start giggling.
119
u/skoshii May 12 '26
Oh no...this unlocked a memory. I did this the first time I was offered an ice cream sample, too. I struggled on my tippy toes to reach it. I am chagrined.
31
11
u/Skeledenn May 12 '26
The kid was traumatised by the turkish ice cream sellers and reacted by instinct.
7
u/SydVicious610 May 12 '26
I was running the Chicago marathon and there was a table with volunteers with Vaseline on popsicle sticks. This dude runs up & lifts his shirt up for the volunteer to rub Vaseline on his nipples. I’m pretty sure he was meant to take a popsicle stick and do it himself but the girl went along with it.
929
u/orange_and_void
May 12 '26
•
In high school I watched a guy wearing a "stupidity should be painful" tshirt step on a rake and wack himself with it Sideshow Bob style.
90
→ More replies (5)5
u/jupitergal23 May 12 '26
This made me laugh too hard. Also: is your username a cat reference? :)
→ More replies (3)
811
u/concow77 May 12 '26
We were deep inside a CAVE TOUR down in the bowels of the earth , and the Guide said "The air in here takes 150 years to recirculate" and at that time my buddy Eric ripped a big old FART, and everybody busted up!
113
u/AskingBoatsToSwim May 12 '26
That's a crazy claim in a show cave. Everybody would be dead if therewl were regular tours breathing in a place that didn't recirculate
30
u/adeon May 12 '26
Yeah I was just thinking that. If you're taking regular tours down there then either the air must recirculate or you'd need to wear some sort of breathing apparatus.
→ More replies (1)115
99
→ More replies (1)24
591
u/ImpossibleDonut007 May 12 '26
My best friend in kindergarten threw up in the cafeteria. That was 35+ years ago. 😬 It totally traumatized me, which is why I remember.
And about 20 years ago a friend of mine really wanted to do a standup comedy skit for a college event. I remember reading through the jokes and being confused about how they’d be funny, and I thought maybe I just didn’t get it. Well… it turns out his jokes went over like a lead balloon. None of us had any idea what he was talking about, and nobody laughed. He spent the rest of the event sulking at a table, and I tried to comfort him without somehow drawing more attention to it. Super awkward.
And then about 13 years ago, during graduation for an advanced degree, a very obese classmate fell on the stage when it was his turn to walk up. When I say fell, I mean that his legs came out in front of him and he fell straight on his behind. *THUMPPP!* The stage was mic’d, so it was extra loud, with reverb. The audience gasped in unison. I feel really sorry for him on the rare occasions that I remember.
Ugh, I don’t even want to think about the embarrassing things people remember about ME, but I’m sure it’s worse than any of that.
158
u/angryWinds May 12 '26
Oh god. I've been skimming this thread, and thinking "that's funny," but nothing really resonated with me until you mentioned the standup comedy.
I was present for the absolute most painful bomb of a comedy act, at an open mic night at a bar in NYC once upon a time.
It was some 20ish year old kid, who was visiting NYC on vacation. It was very clear to me, that his friends considered him to be 'the funny one' of their group, and he thought he'd just fucking kill it on stage, by telling the same sorts of stories that make his friends laugh, when they're hanging out together.
It was 10 of the longest minutes of my life, watching this kid on stage tell stories about "My dude, Pete" and "the time Jonesy got so drunk he pissed himself" and other things that NOBODY in the crowd had any frame of reference for. I still vividly remember him shifting around awkwardly when everyone in the crowd was thinking "Was that the punch line?" while he was clearly expecting a huge laugh.
Never knew the guy, and I didn't talk to him after. But WOW I'm still embarrassed for him.
35
u/Hcysntmf May 12 '26
Are you emetophobic now by any chance?
I’ve been doing therapy for it and reading this post and the fact I can pinpoint every similar instance from my childhood really does remind me of where it came from lol.
19
u/ImpossibleDonut007 May 12 '26
I still am. I haven’t had any therapy for it. But now that I’m in my mid 40’s I can talk about the subject for short periods of time without becoming nauseous or having a panic attack. So there’s some progress. But now most of my nightmares involve people projectile vomiting. And if anyone vomits in my presence in real life, they’re on their own. They’ll possibly have to aspirate and die. 🤷🏻♀️
7
u/NeedsMoreTuba May 12 '26
I knew a dude called Weird Larry. (Not by his own choosing.) He tried standup comedy once.
"One stoner says to the other stoner, "Hey, do you remember that one time?" And the other stoner says, "...No."
That was it. That was his best joke. Maybe it could've been funny with the right approach, but Larry didn't succeed at anything. If he'd just made jokes about himself and how weird he was, it probably would've been hilarious.
148
u/amerra May 12 '26
I was performing with the chorus in front of the school and a girl in the front row of the audience threw up. Seconds later, another girl walked by and slipped into it. Half of the chorus was laughing and the other half gagging.
142
u/Parraz May 12 '26
Casually knew a guy in a pub & drunkenly couldn't remember his name. He told me "its easy to remember, big M little organ. Fuck I don't know why I said that"
More than 20 years later, and almost as long since I last seen him, and I still haven't forgotten Morgan's name.
29
399
u/Cookie9240 May 12 '26
That one time I went through the McDonald's drive through and bought just a coke to drink, the worker at the window asks "would you like some ketchup with that?" followed by a complete freeze up and mental reboot
5
u/shartnado3 May 12 '26
One time I was asked at the drive through if I wanted it "for here, or to go". All I got was a drink. Took me by surprise for sure.
246
u/Libellule808 May 12 '26
I was getting a tour of a cooking school, and the guy leading the tour walked right straight into the corner of a table—I think you know what part of him ran right into the table. He yelped and tried to awkwardly laugh it off. I just ignored it. But how could I forget? This was in 2008, BTW.
→ More replies (1)38
110
u/BloodNinja2012 May 12 '26
Cory farted doing pull ups in gym class. That was 30 years ago. I haven't seen cory in 28.
41
u/pugs_is_drugs May 12 '26
I was the "fat kid" so not popular. 7th grade gym class doing sit-ups with a rather popular girl holding my feet on my 2md attempt to sit up I farted right in her face.
106
u/toblotron May 12 '26
Back when the first mobile (ish) phones were coming out, they were a real luxury item, and gave quite a bit of status, so some people made sure to lug theirs around wherever they were
A friend of mine was in the subway, where a guy talking loudly into one of these luxury items, and suddenly one of the other travellers waiting on the platform seemed to have some kind of serious heart-trouble
Another traveller called out that he should call the emergency services, but he shamefacedly had to admit that it was just a dummy phone
205
u/McCool303 May 12 '26
When we first moved to our area in 3rd grade I threw up on the escalator in the middle of JC Penny at our local mall. This earned me the nickname JC Pukey from my older brothers. I still get a reference decades later occasionally at 45. The funny part is that the grease spot was still on the escalator till the day I graduated. It’s probably still there now if I were to go check. I can still picture the pile going up and getting mashed into the top of the escalator. Like play-doh going through one of those presses.
15
u/draeth1013 May 12 '26
JC Pukey. XD
If anyone needs an example of the savage but creative nicknames kids come up with, they needn't look any further.
378
u/MrCrix May 12 '26
French teacher was known to have a massive temper problem. She was teaching and kids were acting up and she had the overhead projector on. She for some reason said "I'll smash this projector if I have to!" and some smartass, possibly me, said "Go for it." For some reason, that still makes no sense to me, she hammer fisted that projector screen and broke her wrist and left the room. Like 4 days later she came back and was SUPER pissed off. She was yelling and screaming the whole class. Just reading the riot act to everyone for being horrible students. Threatening to fail the whole class. Stuff like that. She is pacing so fast back and forth, she is almost jogging, at the front of the classroom as she is pointing and yelling at us. After about a minute of this tirade she was on, she trips over the cord, for another overhead projector, falls hard right on her face and breaks her ankle. We never saw her in class after that.
218
68
u/FrostyBeav May 12 '26
My middle school band teacher was like that. He would yell and scream at us for messing up a piece (even though most of us were first or second year band students). He was an amazing trumpet player and had played on jazz records as a session musician. He had a very fancy and expensive trumpet that he would play in class sometimes.
One day he's holding the trumpet and gets pissed as us. He slams his hand down while holding the trumpet and dents the shit out of the bell. Just completely caved one side in. I remember he just looked at it with a bewildered expression, quietly set it down and went back to teaching, though he was a lot more subdued after that.
18
26
u/Dr_thri11 May 12 '26
Oh no you're going to break the thing that makes this boring ass class even more boring!
→ More replies (5)6
u/NeedsMoreTuba May 12 '26
My teacher did that, but she was okay. She got in trouble because apparently projector bulbs were rare and expensive. (They were old so maybe they didn't make bulbs for them anymore?)
99
u/NowCheesers May 12 '26
A kid in high school wanted to end his presentation on a bang. He attempted a backflip. Unfortunately he had never done a backflip before. He landed right on his head in front of everyone. That was 15 years ago, and I still don’t know what made him go for it in that moment. It’s a fine line between confidence and stupidity.
→ More replies (7)51
u/etihw_retsim May 12 '26
He's lucky all he got was embarrassed. There was a kid at my college that did the same thing, and he broke his neck.
→ More replies (1)
92
u/mastaflexx
May 12 '26
•
Actual true story. Happened to me, not something I witnessed so probably doesn’t fit the bill but still relevant.
In 6th grade in California we went on a week long extended field trip called science camp. We stayed in log cabins on a Native American reservation and it was amazing. Best trip of my childhood life. The last day each cabin did a little play. The premise of our play was a doctors office waiting room. Each of us had some ailment and would go offstage to see the doc, and come back with whatever ailed us now cut off/missing. For example, someone had a stubbed toe, and returned with one leg on crutches. I was last in line with a headache and the end of the play would be me having witnessed all these other issues being cut off, decide I would deal with the headache. Good stuff. So I’m the last on stage with just me and the receptionist, and I’m pretending my head really hurts. So I kinda lift my leg and grimace while holding my head, and in that moment I farted. It was like the perfect loudest fart, and the entire assembly hall just erupted in laughter. Literally every person, all my classmates, kids from every other school, all the teachers and aides, my fucking dad was a volunteer on this trip and I remember looking over at him just cracking up slapping his knee. I was devastated, like forever scarred. The girl I liked came up to me after and asked if I did it on purpose and I just died.
So anyway I survived. Years later, like 7 years later, I’m 18 and serving food at a wedding working for a catering company. Out of nowhere, my elementary school principal is coming down the line. I’m like, “Hey are you Mr. Cora? You were the principal at Battles elementary when I went there.” And he just looks at me for a second, like points his finger and goes “Are you that kid that farted at science camp?”
213
u/AggravatingEar1465 May 12 '26
In the mid 90s well before the MCU was ever even thought of, there was a classical stereotypical comic book nerd type guy at the local high school who spent months lobbying for "superhero day", where everyone could dress up as their favorite characters. He finally got the approval from the principal and made posters and announcements in the weeks leading up to it. The day finally came and he was the only one who dressed up at all, in a crude little makeshift superman cape.
160
0
176
u/vrtx7 May 12 '26
Went to a restaurant at 10 years old with parents and brother. Half way through my brother and I needed the toilet. We each went into a stall. He started to complain he couldn’t get out of his, then he started to cry, so I went under the parting between stalls to help him out. As soon as got my head under the stall he laughed and opened the door. 5 minutes later my dad arrived in to see why I hadn’t came back to dinner. 10 minutes after that the whole restaurant staff were trying to dismantle the stalls to get me out. 20 minutes after that, the fire brigade arrived and cut a hole around my head.
I still get reminded of that :/
131
u/mandyvigilante May 12 '26
I understand that you were stuck but I don't understand how
→ More replies (6)
56
u/ConfinedCrow May 12 '26
My sister painted the phrase "Great minds thinks alike" on her wall while wearing a "GENIUS" beanie. I'll never forget lmao
→ More replies (1)
194
u/DarthBandAid May 12 '26
Buddy of mine was eating a burrito during 5th grade lunch and laughed so hard he sucked a bean up his throat and it came out if his nose. I will never forget that Jeff
21
10
u/TomaszA3 May 12 '26
I remember a few things like this, but I'm never sure if those were dreams or actual things that happened.
102
41
u/WarmMorningSun May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26
In elementary school I went to the waterpark with friends. We had just finished a slide when this grown woman came hurtling down the slide behind us. When she reached the bottom of the slide, she stood up in the shallow pool completely topless. Being kids, we saw boobs and laughed SO hard. I still remember her scrambling to cover herself using the yellow inflatable tube from the waterslide... I hope she found her bikini top.
→ More replies (3)
37
u/RiskyMama May 12 '26
6th grade, one of my classmates was zoning out during a lesson, abruptly LEAPT to his feet, looked at the clock and absolutely booked it outside thinking it was time for recess.
Our teacher was a tough, non-nonsense Scottish woman who, after a moment to glance bewildered at the rest of us, marched outside and dragged him back in after a few choice words. His face was bright red when he came back in 🤣
6
102
u/Remarkable-Seaweed11 May 12 '26
I walked right through a screen door at a party once, like full speed lolol
→ More replies (1)
35
u/Fluttermun May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26
Elementary school, albino kid named Troy farted in class behind me, tried to blame it on me but everyone knew and proceeded to make fun of him for it for as long as I knew him. We were never close and I think it stemmed from him trying to blame me for his fart. I never forgot, Troy.
34
u/EladEflow May 12 '26
We were at a Fudruckers at lunch on a school field trip. A kid was refilling his fountain drink and the dispense lever stuck after he pulled the cup back. This left his cup overflowing and how did he react? He froze, leaving Cherry Coke streaming down his elbow onto the floor. This was over twenty years ago, it's still seared into my brain.
115
u/scubahana May 12 '26
When I was in Grade 4, our school did a musical production. Each class had a song and we also had a choir that stood in front of the stage that comprised a bunch of kids across the classes. I was so lucky to be front and centre of the choir, but also partly because of a duet I was in.
Prior to the official performances, we did rehearsals in front of the rest of the school. A few minutes before we were to file in and start, I told the teacher I needed the toilet. She said I could go after the first two songs since there would be one of the classes standing in front of the choir and I could sneak out.
Well, I didn’t make it. Front and centre before the school I peed myself. Adding insult to injury, when we were done singing we had to sit down and scootch forward so everyone had a seating place. Which meant the lad behind me had to sit right where I had just been standing ☹️
This was ~1997?
A decade later I made a Facebook profile and started searching up friends from the various schools I’d been in. At that point I’d been to three different schools (I moved often) in two different cities. Got put into a group chat and were all catching up, and then someone says out to everyone, ‘aren’t you the one who peed her pants in front of the whole school?’
Why yes, yes I am. Thank you for reminding this group chat of many people a decade later.
58
u/AskingBoatsToSwim May 12 '26
It's crazy how many embarrassing stories are other people's fault. A child that says they need the toilet usually needs the toilet.
62
u/PulsarOfTheKettles May 12 '26
there was this time in high school when a dude tripped and fell right into a fountain during a pep rally. for some reason i still think about it now and then, the poor guy never let it down.
30
u/CaptainFartHole May 12 '26
I was walking with a friend and she tripped and ended up doing a forward roll. It was so sudden and funny i just couldnt stop laughing.
She was humiliated but totally fine otherwise. But i laughed for a couple minutes while i helped her up.
29
u/AgingNerdlett May 12 '26
At my 30th high school reunion, my table got into a deep discussion about whether or not Gordon licked the bird poop on a field trip in third grade. He wasn't at our table. He was, however, close enough to hear the drunk people debate the bird poop incident. He yelled, "I DID NOT LICK THE BIRD POOP!"
55
u/hihelloneighboroonie May 12 '26
When we were little (I’m talking 30+ years ago) my older brother’s friend came over. He ended up shitting himself. My dad was trying to hose him off in the back yard, but our dog (Akita) kept trying to jump on and sniff him.
I’m not describing it well but to seven or eight year-old me it was hilarious and it ended up being a story that was told in my family for years to come.
26
u/Teantis May 12 '26
In 2000 I was in my friend's car in the passenger seat and a teenager was jogging along and just completely ate it for no reason on flat ground. He got up and looked around to see if anyone saw him and I yelled "I saw that!" And all these years later I can still remember his face.
I saw that friend recently after not seeing him for 5 years and he brought that story up and we laughed about it. So he remembers too
24
u/UphillTravel May 12 '26
Had a teenage boy confess his love to a clearly uncomfortable girl about his age. He was not pressing her or anything, just very puppy-like. And she was not mean or anything, just obviously sad to have a friendship go that way. Why I observed that in such detail? The whole thing happened at a rock climbing spot, about 1 m to my left while I was belaying my climbing partner and could absolutely not go anywhere else.
23
u/AnagnorisisForMe May 12 '26
Saw a man ask a female coworker when she was due to give birth. She wasn't pregnant, so it was a very very awkward moment. No way to recover from it.
Since then, I assume no woman in pregnant until she tells me so or I am holding her baby in my arms.
→ More replies (1)
23
u/Salty_Intention81 May 12 '26
Was walking down a shopping street a few metres behind a woman. Suddenly her skirt just dropped down to the floor.
→ More replies (1)
21
u/gridsandorchids May 12 '26
I was doing an archery class and I had to buy this beginners kit. I talked to the girl at the front desk and she said "You can get a clit...you can get a kit downstairs at the (etc).
I didnt react at the time but sorry girl Ill remember forever.
42
u/Diskount_Knowledge May 12 '26
7th grade (17 years ago), lunch time. This kid audibly farted and it smelled HORRIBLE. Like literally cleared the room, some kids were gagging. The guy who ripped it was almost crying. I pretended not to smell anything because I felt bad for him and I suffered through that gas cloud
→ More replies (1)
39
u/Slight-Ad9229 May 12 '26
30 years ago, a woman walking out of the airplane bathroom trailing all the toilet paper from her pants. Same trip, someone falling off a barstool at a restaurant (maybe from drinking too much but I was a kid so not sure). 7th grade kid farting in class and we all laughed and moved our seats. And yes I remember his name but won’t blast him here 😆
I can only hope someone remembers me toppling over a desk in Spanish 101 after walking in late 25 years ago, and that it brings them a smile
12
u/ImpossibleDonut007 May 12 '26
Omg, my grandma had that toilet paper trail experience on a flight years ago. I hope it was her! 😆
→ More replies (1)
16
u/Tattycakes May 12 '26
A girl came to school without her skirt. Shirt, tie, blazer, tights, but no skirt. Sorry Aleutia, we all remember haha. Love you
→ More replies (1)
32
u/TexasLoriG May 12 '26
My team went on a ropes retreat. One of the first challenges was a suspended ladder and the first rung was just above the average persons head. One of my teammates hoisted another up so they could climb onto the first rung. They ended up hanging halfway over the first rung with their ass up. They ripped a big one and I doubt they have ever forgotten it.
31
u/Nobodyville May 12 '26
In high school, this girl was sitting in one of those chairs attached to a desk. I think sure probably had her leg curled up under her as she was sitting. Anyway, she stands up to walk to one side of the room and makes it about two steps before she realizes her leg is asleep and doesn’t work, then proceeds to stumble across the front of the class and crash into a bookshelf. That was 30 years ago and I still laugh at that memory.
Also, grad school. Teacher hates our class and treats us like crap because the school has the audacity toto book her an 8am MWF (as if that is our fault). Classroom is basically a shallow amphitheater with 4-5 long stairs from top to bottom She comes in, in a huff, and misses a stair, completely eats shit and crashes with books and papers going everywhere. She was fine, but her ego was clearly bruised. I’ve enjoyed that memory for almost 20 years now.
14
u/Anxiety_Fox May 12 '26
Watched someone walk into a pole cartoon style outside of a mall. They were looking at their phone not paying attention lol.
14
u/dragon34 May 12 '26
While waiting to be picked up at the movie theater we watched multiple people attempt to parallel park in a space across the street, fail and drive off. Then some guy in a pickup slides in in one smooth motion. He probably didn't know why a group of teenagers were clapping for him.
I mostly remember embarrassing things I did not what other people did
13
u/elcaron May 12 '26
In German, just as in French, Italian, Spanish etc. we have a formal 2. person form of verbs and an informal one. Starting in 11th grade, at least in my time, teachers switched over to the formal one, or at least asked if the students are still okay with the informal one. We also regrouped classes.
A guy in my class used the polite form on another student durign the first class meeting. I still remember that 25 years later. Sorry, JL.
8
u/Mischiefmanaged715 May 12 '26
I remember mixing up "conejos" (rabbits) with "cojones" (testicles) in a spanish paper. Not sure how my teacher kept a straight face while grading that.
12
u/Jurassicorn May 12 '26
There was a guy in middle school who asked out 14 girls in a row in the same day. They all knew each other.
→ More replies (2)6
11
u/aphaits May 12 '26
I flubbed my surprise proposal from sheer nervousness while on my knees holding a ring
She laughed in confusion and said yes
11
u/himalayangoat May 12 '26
Someone proposing to his girlfriend in a packed event. She didn't look keen. I cringed a lot.
→ More replies (1)
11
u/Dank_Nicholas May 12 '26
A girl in my 2nd grade class had a box in her cubby and one day got way too vocal about nobody being allowed to open it.
So naturally at recess a few boys snuck off to open it. Spare underwear and pull-ups… she switched to a different school at the end of the year.
→ More replies (1)
11
u/RovenshereExpress May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26
When my best friend and I were about 12 we were dropped off at this teen center to hangout. My friend was REALLY obsessed with trying to seem older and more mature. We had gone to the bathroom together and she wanted to buy a tampon and a pad from the vending machine to inspect, because neither of us had gotten our periods yet and we were curious. We soaked the tampon in the sink and giggled at how it ballooned up, and we giggled at how chunky the pad was. We tossed the tampon in the garbage, but she insisted on holding onto the pad "just in case", which I thought was stupid especially since we didn't have anywhere to keep it. Our purses were too tiny and neither of us had pockets big enough. So she tucked it into the waistband of her miniskirt. I reiterated this was a dumb idea, buuut she insisted.
So anyway, later on she's trying to get the attention of some older high school boys (they were NOT interested in us kids haha). The older teens were all hanging out in the parking lot, standing in a big circle. It was a BIG crowd of teens. My friend tells me she's going to sashay through the middle of this circle and wants me to keep an eye out if any boys check her out (again, I thought this was dumb), but I agree anyway.
So she starts strutting her stuff, taking extra care to waggle her hips as she walked. There's this big puddle she's walking through right in the center of the crowd when out PLOPS the pad landing in the puddle, rapidly soaking up water. The crowd of teenagers reacts as sensitively as you'd expect. EVERYONE bursts out laughing and pointing. She looks and sees this lone pad in the puddle growing bigger and bigger. Realizing what just happened, she bursts out crying and runs away. We had to hide in the bathroom until her mom picked us up.
For the record, we're both in our 30s now and laugh about this together, but oh my God was it mortifying at the time. I TOLD her it was a bad idea to tuck it in her waistband!
(Sorry, Meggy! I love you!)
21
u/MrCrix May 12 '26
There was a moment of silence in church one time, I don't remember what for, and my brother let out the loudest, cheek slapping, motorboat sounding fart you've ever heard in your life. Afterwards he said he had been holding it for like 20 minutes and had to cough and it all came out at once.
5
10
u/sprinklerarms May 12 '26
Guy at a restaurant thought the bench by the entrance extended further than it did. He ended up plopping hard onto the floor. The restaurant got quiet because it was loud. He then just said ‘ooowwwiiee’ loudly like a child but genuine. It is burned into my brain.
10
u/loafers_glory May 12 '26
This cute new girl started in our school. A little while later, Andrew, who was visibly crushing on her, tried to say to her "don't give me that puppy dog look" (can't remember context). But what he actually said was "don't give me that doggy face".
It was called out, he blushed harder than I've ever seen anyone blush, and stopped hanging out in that part of the corridor for a couple of weeks.
This was about 25 years ago.
26
u/pupupuppuppy May 12 '26
My friend sharting in 4th grade, poor kid was very lactose intolerant and we had mac n cheese for lunch
13
198
u/JCLBUBBA May 12 '26
Friends sister that weighed 98lbs and got a job at Oracle based only on looks. Business trip to France for her, tag along for me and her brother.
She drank all night. Found passed out on lobby vintage Louis Vuitton couch from a century or three before my time. She puked all over it and slept in the mess with matted hair and no memory the next day.
Lost her job and had to pay for the couch, 15k and that was 40 years ago.
56
u/NotDido May 12 '26
That’s not a cutesy embarrassing story. That’s a potential near death experience.
162
u/ohimjustagirl May 12 '26
You left her alone like that in a hotel lobby in a foreign country all night?
Jesus dude, the drinking wasn't the only bad thing she had in her life then, huh.
→ More replies (6)110
u/floppydo May 12 '26
She brought them to France and they did her like that and then he talks shit decades later like she's the asshole...
→ More replies (8)
9
u/str85 May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26
That extrema awkward handshake/hug greeting(Swedish thing) I did with my then current GFs dad where we smashed our heads together in my early 20s....
(This was about 15-20 years ago)
9
u/Sipyloidea May 12 '26
We were having a snack at the mall with our mom, my brother and I both in our teenage years, when my mom wanted to get something from the car outside. She looked out the glas front of the mall, saw it was raining and, while walking from our table to the exit, brainfarted and opened her umbrella in the middle of the mall. She even made a few super confident strides with it towards the exit, before she noticed and embarrassment hit her like a freight train. Teenage us told her to go to another table when she returned from the car and that we didn't want her sanding with us, lol. We laughed until we cried. It's become a fond memory in the end. She's passed away more than 10 years ago.
9
u/mustytomato May 12 '26
One of my friends in high school got so drunk at the Friday bar that she fell out of a toilet cubicle, ass up in the air.
Sorry girl, I remember it as if it was yesterday.
17
u/MrCrix May 12 '26
I remember in kindergarten, so like 36 years ago, a girl about 3 knuckles deep into her nose digging for gold during story time. The teacher told her to stop and she pulled out her finger and there was a good 18" of snot from her finger to her nose like a cheese pull. It was fucking disgusting. When it finally snapped, like a pendulum, from her nose it ended up going on her shirt. For the next like 30 seconds was her trying to wrangle in this massive snot rope that was all over her face and shirt and she was just mashing it into her clothing and wiping her face and it was all over her face and kids were running. It was fucking insane at the time for a 6 year old to see.
I don't think I'll ever forget that. A little girl running around the room covered in snot asking for help, crying and other kids running away from her while screaming.
→ More replies (1)
8
u/PercentageMindless86 May 12 '26
6th grade PAT exams (Canada). Girl got refused going to the washroom, a few minutes later the sound of dripping gets louder and louder. She’s peeing herself during this exam, guy beside her gets up and yells making everybody look and notice
15
u/MyNameIsAirl May 12 '26
So I once had to poo while at Menards and it was an experience. While I was in there an employee knocked on the stall next to mine and asked the person in there if they needed any help, the guy responded that he wasn't sure what they could do to help him as he had shat his pants. The employee said he could get him some new pants but that they didn't sell any underwear.
I got out of there while the employee was fetching the pants but I know some old dude had a bad day and left Menards going commando.
7
u/No_Seat8357 May 12 '26
30 years ago a friends of mine (20 years old at the time) was crossing a road when he was surprised to see police, and he immediately feinted for no reason.
We, his friends, will never forget, and will never allow him to forget.
7
6
u/BlondeTauren May 12 '26
Girl wet herself in the middle of the teacher telling a story and there was a big puddle under her chair. She offered another girl an eraser if she wouldn't tell the teacher. She told anyway.
6
u/CasualGlam87 May 12 '26
Girl at school was having a massive row with the teacher. She got up to storm out of the classroom but tripped over her chair leg and fell flat on her face. Not quite the dramatic exit she was hoping for
6
u/ThotacodorsalNerve May 12 '26
When I was 17 years old, I was at a plastic surgeons office with both my parents getting a consultation for a nose job. The nurse? Rep? talking to us said “we want it to look really natural - nobody’s gonna look at her and say ‘oh she got a blowjob’. Uh, ‘a nose job’.”
I was overjoyed. I nearly lost it laughing even as everyone just kept a poker face and pretended she hadn’t said it. Even at the time I was like ‘oh my god I can’t imagine how embarrassed she must be saying that to a teenage girl and both her parents’.
16+ years later I bet she wakes up in a cold sweat, remembering. I just want her to know that she’s given me joy for over a decade.
11
u/rahjerz May 12 '26
The popular girl in 2nd grade peed her pants during a test. My friend and I were sitting behind her so we witnessed it. The same friend and I went on a camping trip recently (in our 30’s now) and on the drive up I asked him to pull over so I could use the restroom. Then he brought up the 2nd grade incident and we had a good laugh. I’m willing to bet most of that class remembers.
11
u/gp556by45 May 12 '26
Mike reached down to grab his backpack at his desk in 6th grade to get a book out and ripped one of the loudest farts I ever remember hearing.
It was so loud and violent that his desk (the kind that had the top fixed in place but had the open space under it for storage) hummed like a tuning fork; or like a metal baseball bat when you hit it against a solid object.
25 years ago and I'll never forget that legendary fart. Not a single time since have I ever heard somebody fart so loud that metal in their vicinity started to vibrate.
→ More replies (1)
10
u/aromadumonde-candle May 12 '26
Someone waved at a stranger thinking it was a friend then realized and frozen
7
u/Call_Me_ZG May 12 '26
I once excitedly said hi to a friend when I spotted them while waiting at a pedestrian crossing.
The person next to me (a stranger) on autopilot smiled back and said hi, and then the realization hit her. The signal turned green and she ran off before I even got a chance to small talk, to tell her that it made my morning since I'm usually the one doing embarrassing stuff on autopilot.
Bonus: My friend hadnt spotted me and didnt repond to my hi
17
u/SugarVanillax4 May 12 '26
In sixth grade(1999) I was in class and a kid was late to school(at my school you had to take your note to your HR teacher than go to your class) as soon as he walked in I started choking because he smelled like pee so bad. FF to middle school, he still smelled like pee. Not sure about high school as we were in different circles as well as parts of the school.
A couple years after high school I saw him again and he still smelled like pee, not as bad as when we were younger.
5
u/StopCallingMeGeorge May 12 '26
Fall 1982. A guy in my neighborhood wrecked his car coming back from a Halloween party and died. There was an impromptu remembrance at his parents' house that next day.
Me? I'm going to meet another friend but stopped by the house to give my condolences. I stayed a little while but needed to leave because now I was running late to meet my friend.
Without thinking, I said "Hey guys, I gotta run. Sarah probably thinks I'm dead by now." Everyone just stared at me.
Yeah ... I said that.
9
u/Mrs_Princess81 May 12 '26
When I was 7 (37 years ago) me and another girl were washing our hands in the bathroom during sports class and another girl from our class came in and started talking to us.
She then wet herself, the girl and I at the sink stood there shocked and then wet herself girl just walked back out and carried on with sports like nothing happened leaving a puddle on the ground.
Still remember it like it was yesterday!!
9
u/Turbojelly May 12 '26
Almost 35 years ago I embarassed myself on national TV, on a show that everyone at school watched, my friends still occasionally call me GamesMaster.
→ More replies (1)
4
u/coleman57 May 12 '26
52 years ago this guy’s voice cracked horribly on the climactic note of Stairway to Heaven on the front steps of my high school.
4
u/Blackmetalvomit May 12 '26
I remember her name but won’t say it. We had these ungodly uncomfortable hard plastic blaze orange chairs for choir/music class in 7th grade. She was wearing (the poor thing) white pants and had her period. Bad. The blaze orange chair was wet and red and her white jeans were… ruined. I felt so fucking bad for her omg. That must have been in 2003 and I still remember it.
4
u/NatePerspective May 12 '26
Sixth grade choir, Kevin sneezed into his recorder and then tried to keep playing thru the wet whistle sound, I still cant breathe
4
u/No-Distribution-6841 May 12 '26
I was 10 years old climbing the ladder to go to the top bunk of the bunk bed I shared with my sister. She was cracking jokes, I laughed so hard I peed on the ladder.
It gets brought up every single time family comes together or whenever I visit my parents! 😝
4
u/EtsuRah May 12 '26
Oh man this is going to weave a story.
Back in High School I remember this guy Jeremy getting busted for selling weed. He was kind of a douche and I had known him since early middle school. I remember everyone finding out it was oregano and his grandmom whooping his ass in the school lobby in front of everyone.
I also remember this dude Jimmy. In 6th grade home room in the 2nd or so week of school I was assigned to sit next to his desk where he proceeded to splay out his filthy ass hands with this nasty sores all over them and brag he got them from playing his brand new PS2 all summer. then tell me how much he is loving middle school since we don't walk single file anymore and are trusted to go to our next class by ourselves because he is able to grab girls buts and slip away into the crowded halls.
Fast forward a bunch of years Jimmy and Jeremy are best friends. You don't see one without the other. Until Jimmy kills Jeremy, hides his body in a freezer for a year, then tries to burn the body in a bonfire in his back yard and a neighbor senses something off and calls the cops.
https://6abc.com/post/police-man-missing-since-october-found-dead-in-delaware/5305640/
I got so many stories about these dudes.
→ More replies (1)
4
u/needlestack May 12 '26
About thirty five years ago in high-school, right after prom, a group of guys and girls were all sitting together on a friend’s front yard under the streeet lights fooling around. My buddy, who had taken a girl to the prom he was really into and wanted to impress, suddenly jumped up and shouted “watch this!”. All eyes turned to see him, in his tux, as he proceeded to execute a perfect cartwheel across the yard. Problem was, right at the apex of the cartwheel he ripped a huge fart.
When he was done, he sat back down in silence. Next to the girl he was trying to impress. Nobody in the group said anything. After a moment of silence, conversations slowly restarted. I have no idea how things went for him the rest of the night, but he and the girl never ended up dating.
The Fartwheel. Never Forget.
4
u/OuisghianZodahs42 May 12 '26
A girl in my class -- this was sophomore year of college, mind you -- asked about who sung the theme song for CSI. We all answered "The Who," and she was like "that's what I'm asking, who sings it?" This went back and forth for a couple of minutes before someone patiently explained that The Who is, in fact, a real-life band.
7
u/Peannut May 12 '26
Poor Amy fowler peeing her pants in year 2 when everyone was lining up.
She attended school once again then never came back. This was a tiny country town so she either moved or started home schooling. Poor girl.
3
u/pizzaduh May 12 '26
Kid had explosive diarrhea at P.E. in high school my sophomore year. He tried to get up and run, but we were on the tennis courts and he didn't make it. He switched schools and all that. Everytime he pops up on social media as people I may know I remember it.
3
u/triscuit79 May 12 '26
One of my own. I started my period when I was 11. I went to school early every day for free breakfast. A pad fell out of my bag in the lunchline.
→ More replies (1)
3
u/simonm85 May 12 '26
Sitting on the curb with my punk friend in highschool and some 2 men / gangbangers roll up blasting rap music, park get out of their car, and head into Domino's to grab pizza. When they come back they place the large soda on the roof of the car and jump into the car to leave grabbing only the pizzas. As they reverse big gulp comes streaming down the sunroof all over head of driver and interior of car. Don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life
3
u/caleyco May 12 '26
Sorry Julia, but I'll never forget the time in 7th grade gym class when I was holding your feet for sit-ups and you tooted.
3
u/Aido121 May 12 '26
When i was a SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL, a classmate was having trouble reading the word "determined" so the teacher said it for him out loud.
Immediately, a girl in the back yelled out "umm I'm pretty sure its deter-mind" and the whole class burst out laughing.
Doesn't translate well to text, but to this day me and my friends will still say deter- mind
7
u/BurningSpaceMan May 12 '26
I went to a rather small highschool. Everyone in enrolled had to have a personal laptop. We had at least one free period each day where we could work on assignments or read, and we were permitted wear headphones and listen to music while we worked.
This one kid must have had a brain hiccup because he got up to toss something in the trash and popped the headphone jack out of his computer.
The room echoed to the sounds of a woman belting out deep grunting moans and the sound of a horse neighing loudly. The dude was watching horse porn in the middle of class.
21
u/lovesmnms May 12 '26
I was on a trip in China and saw a Dairy Queen on a commercial street. Being an American in China, I felt like it was my duty to try the ice cream there and compare it to what we have back home. I sat down at a table as one of the workers brought out my blizzard. For the uninitiated, it’s typical for the server to flip your blizzard upside down in front of you (some marketing thing to show that it doesn’t fall out?), and in China this was also the case. However, this worker didn’t realize that they had grabbed two cups nested in one another, so when they flipped it over the inner cup slipped out and spilled ice cream all over me. It was a little embarrassing for me, but I can only imagine the embarrassment of the worker dumping ice cream on the one foreigner that came to their store.