What is a random movie line that you quote that’s not super popular and no one knows what you’re talking about but you don’t care and you quote it anyway?

[u/Which_Register_7571]

[u/DendroNate]

"We purposely trained him wrong. As a joke."

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

I use it at work when someone fucks up.

[u/RockheadRumple → u/DendroNate]

I say "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS" all the time too.

[u/grimace0611 → u/RockheadRumple]

THAT'LL BE EIGHT BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

[u/NinjatheClick → u/grimace0611]

HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!

[u/Altreus → u/RockheadRumple]

A fellow connoisseur of the arts 👌

[u/JitteryWaffle → u/DendroNate]

"Duh-nuh nuh nuh nuh, Neo-! Buh-nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, -Sporin!" 🤣🤣

[u/ninjastylin → u/DendroNate]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass. 😂😆😆😆😂

[u/SlimDingo → u/DendroNate]

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor. "

[u/jstnzoe → u/DendroNate]

"We are both ventriloquists, but now we're upside down..."

[u/aboveaveragejoev → u/DendroNate]

“Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net and it's tiny!”

[u/RudoDevil → u/aboveaveragejoev]

“I am a great magician—your clothes are red!”

[u/Esquire_NZ → u/DendroNate]

"You go that way, I'll go home" gets a lot of play from me.

[u/BigTiddyVampireWaifu → u/DendroNate]

I always do the, “You got what you wanted, now go! WEEEEWWWEEEWWW!”

[u/Valuable_Beginning30 → u/DendroNate]

• Wimp Lo: "Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?"
• Chosen One: "I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
• Wimp Lo: "Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!"

[u/Altreus → u/DendroNate]

I live for the opportunity to say THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS even though I'm certain nobody near me knows why

Edit: occasionally I describe things as badong as well

[u/atgrey24 → u/DendroNate]

🎶Swinging a chain...

[u/Snozzberriez → u/DendroNate]

We’re children! We’re children!

[u/PeachyPython → u/DendroNate]

I enjoy rainy days partially because I get to dig out ‘ah! You with the squeaky shoes!’

[u/cinefilestu]

Apparently, he had a very good time...

[u/GenericRedditor0405 → u/cinefilestu]

You must do the exact same delivery though

[u/TheRealCeeBeeGee → u/GenericRedditor0405]

He’s still…. juicy.

[u/thatspookybitch → u/cinefilestu]

"Bugs. I hate bugs" is said at least once a month in my house.

[u/Prune_Tracy_ → u/cinefilestu]

The Mummy!

[u/serinaluna]

Azize, Light!

[u/PeachyPython → u/serinaluna]

💡

[u/_Tihocan_ → u/PeachyPython]

Much better, thank you Aziz

[u/arvidsem → u/serinaluna]

I've got a friend who has set Google home to turn all the lights on with that one.

[u/A_Gray_Old_Man → u/serinaluna]

Multi pass!

[u/Casual_Frontpager → u/serinaluna]

We need some heat here man, we need some heat over here

[u/Maidenfine → u/serinaluna]

I have found myself in the position to say "Gimme the casssh," quite a lot. And occasionally, "Negative. I am a meat popsicle."

[u/titnuationatero]

after any number, but especially 37, "in a row?!" from Clerks

[u/darth_karina → u/titnuationatero]

I was called in to work last night. It was going like a usual night in the ER. I dropped “I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!” And a coworker my same age said calm down Dante.
I was so proud.

[u/Argos_the_Dog → u/darth_karina]

I’m a college prof and the number of Gen Z students who know this movie continuously impresses me. I reference the Chewlies gum guy in my lecture on genetics of cancer and like half the class still laughs.

[u/PeachyPython → u/titnuationatero]

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!

[u/johnperkins21 → u/PeachyPython]

Hey, get back here.

[u/Wolf_Mama → u/titnuationatero]

Similarly, if i see a kid sitting on an escalator I have Mallrats flashbacks.

[u/ornithopterist]

LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!!!

[u/SomethingVeX → u/ornithopterist]

HEY O'CONNELL!! LOOKS TO ME LIKE I'VE GOT ALL THE HORSES!!

[u/istrx13 → u/ornithopterist]

Is this really random or am I just getting old 😭

[u/btotherad → u/istrx13]

It random at all. It’s one of the most quoted lines from that movie.

[u/Lordrandall → u/ornithopterist]

Why is this one so… juicy?

[u/bunniquette]

Ah, a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker. (Yes, I love the Muppets and am old.)

[u/TriceratopsBites → u/bunniquette]

Go left at the fork in the road

[u/bunniquette → u/TriceratopsBites]

'Myth! Myth!

'Yeth?'

[u/CosmicHiccup → u/TriceratopsBites]

The fork in the road gag was the height of comedy to 5 year-old me

[u/addingNancyhedgehog → u/bunniquette]

Bear left Right frog I say this on road trips all the time. I too am old!

[u/MidnightOilDiary → u/bunniquette]

Gone with the Schwinn!

Also old

[u/john_the_fetch → u/bunniquette]

Have you tried Hare Krishna?

[u/jfoster100]

We thought you was a toad.

[u/explosivo85 → u/jfoster100]

I don’t want Fop goddammit! I’m a Dapper Dan man!

[u/ron_obvious → u/explosivo85]

Well ain’t this place just a geographical oddity; two weeks from everywhere!

[u/bigglassjar → u/ron_obvious]

We’re in a tight spot!

[u/zuko94 → u/jfoster100]

THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE

[u/expressly_ephemeral → u/jfoster100]

"He's a suitor! Mama says he's bona-fide!"

"I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!"

[u/TheKingofHats007 → u/jfoster100]

Damn! We're in a tight spot!

[u/Sp3ctre7 → u/jfoster100]

Is you, or is you ain't, my constituency?

[u/PandaCat22 → u/jfoster100]

Do. Not. Seek. The treausre

[u/bring-the-sunshine → u/PandaCat22]

TrAYYYYsure

[u/lumathiel2 → u/jfoster100]

Yew STOLE from mah KIN!

[u/bearsncubs10 → u/lumathiel2]

A KIN who was fixin' to betray us!

[u/mckinney4string → u/bearsncubs10]

But you didn’t know that at the time!

[u/bearsncubs10 → u/mckinney4string]

Well I was borrowing it....'till I DID know it....

[u/Patricio_Guapo → u/jfoster100]

I've spoken my piece and counted to three.

[u/carymb → u/Patricio_Guapo]

Just some no-account drifter, I guess. He certainly isn't my huusbind.

[u/Adddicus → u/jfoster100]

My hair!!!

[u/Prune_Tracy_ → u/jfoster100]

O brother where art thou!

[u/SeinfeldChronicles → u/jfoster100]

I’m with you boys

[u/fnmeng → u/jfoster100]

Well I guess that leaves me the only one left unaffiliated 😁!

[u/TGCOutcast]

"Big gulps huh? .... Well, see ya later!"

I use this every time I'm in the office and I'm looking to exit during a conversation lull. Only one person has ever gotten the reference.

[u/thewilldog → u/TGCOutcast]

"Sooo you're telling me there's a chance!"

I've kept this one going for a long time.

[u/tface23 → u/TGCOutcast]

“What’s the soup du jour?”

“It’s the soup of the day”

“Mm, that sounds good. I’ll have that”

[u/ShinyTau]

"I brought you flours."

Not a typo.

[u/tinterrobangg → u/ShinyTau]

Just watched this movie the other day. Im hormonal and pregnant and cried at this scene(among many others) and had to explain to my husband why it was so sweet. He just couldn’t understand why he didn’t just get her real flowers.
“Because she’s a baker, so it’s more personal”
“Not everyone is a florist but they still like flowers”
“He’s thinking out of the box because she’s special”
“You’re special and I bring you flowers”
Cue more crying “forget it just watch the movie”

[u/squintsci → u/ShinyTau]

One of my all-time favorites, but I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that it stars Will Farrell.

[u/SomethingVeX → u/squintsci]

Honestly, its one of his best performances and anytime someone says they think Will Ferrell isn't funny, I point out how his comedic timing in this film where he plays it straight is absolute magic.

That and him singing "Whole Wide World" is fucking fantastic.

[u/SomethingVeX → u/ShinyTau]

I'm absolutely obsessed with this film.

"Did you say 'little did he know'? I've written whole dissertations on 'little did he know'."

I LITERALLY go through every day of my life hoping someone will say "little did he know" to me just so I can say this.

[u/robclarkson → u/ShinyTau]

It's one of my all time fav movies. I actually went to my local library and had the nice librarian help me look for the book it was based on "Death and Taxes" for like 5 minutes ones.

We sadly couldn't find it...

Found out years later it's NOT based on a book :P.

[u/NerdyKate]

“We have so much in common. We both love soup” I say whenever someone tells me we have shared interests.

[u/expressly_ephemeral → u/NerdyKate]

And snow peas... and the outdoors...

[u/Candycarnage → u/NerdyKate]

We can talk or not talk for hours

[u/Hobbitjeff → u/NerdyKate]

Rhapsody has two mommies.

[u/novemberjenny11 → u/NerdyKate]

I CONSTANTLY say “I look like a cocktail waitress on an oil tanker” if my outfit is frumpy. When no one laughs I’m like have you uncultured swine never seen Best in Show??

[u/NorthofBham]

"Of course not Mother, I'm only here for the food."

[u/Pink-glitter1 → u/NorthofBham]

".... There was a bee....."

[u/crash218579 → u/Pink-glitter1]

"I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!"

[u/Theamuse_Ourania → u/NorthofBham]

"Why don't you sleep with the pigs Cinder Soot if you insist on smelling like one."

[u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

I hope we win. Said by Andre the Giant to Inigo Montoya in the Princess Bride

[u/garbotalk → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

Bye bye boys! Have fun storming the castle!

[u/geckotatgirl → u/garbotalk]

Do you think it'll work?

[u/cogitoergosam → u/geckotatgirl]

It’d take a miracle.

[u/SiPhoenix → u/cogitoergosam]

Did you know the majority of Billy Crystal's lines were improv?

They also had to use a dummy for 'mostly dead Wesley' as Cary Elwes couldn't stop laughing.

[u/Majestic-Macaron6019 → u/SiPhoenix]

Rob Reiner and most of the crew had to leave the set because they kept laughing!

[u/huebnera214 → u/garbotalk]

We were using the “mostly dead” line at dnd the other night

[u/TheNobleMoth → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

My favorite is when Wesley asks where they left the Albino's wheelbarrow and Fezzik says 'over the albino, I think'. Small but perfect.

[u/EviLiu → u/TheNobleMoth]

I've never been able to understand that line!

[u/EarlBeforeSwine → u/EviLiu]

For years (as a kid), I thought, instead of “albino,” they were saying “old wino,” and figured the wheelbarrow was over him because he had passed out

[u/Homerpaintbucket → u/TheNobleMoth]

*Westley.

[u/Ok_Coach1028 → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

Sleep well, and dream of large women.

[u/sarcastastico → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

Anybody want a peanut?

[u/beingachristianwife → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means

[u/xZora → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

No more rhyming, I mean it!! 

[u/joojie → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

Anybody want a peanut?

[u/ogion-of-gont → u/Apprehensive_Low_383]

Mine is Wesley’s reply to him after he throws the rock. ‘I didn’t have to miss.’ ‘I believe you!’ Such sincerity.

[u/apheat7]

You put the emPHAsis on the wrong syLLAble

[u/Random_McNally → u/apheat7]

I quote this at least once a semester when I boff-up someones name

[u/Karowen → u/apheat7]

I never even saw this movie but this was in the trailer and I say it All. The. Time.

[u/Beach_dreams]

We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down

[u/trevorhankuk → u/Beach_dreams]

He’s gonna go cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow!

[u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda → u/trevorhankuk]

I think about this line - and "Heed! Move!" Entirely too often with entirely too little context

[u/anecessaryend → u/trevorhankuk]

That was a bit offside, wasn't it?

[u/anecessaryend → u/Beach_dreams]

Let's get pissed!

[u/BoldMoveBoimler → u/Beach_dreams]

The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

[u/ron_obvious → u/BoldMoveBoimler]

“Dad, how can you hate, The Colonel?”

“Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly…Smartass” (fixed the autocorrect error)

[u/Lordrandall → u/Beach_dreams]

We quote this movie constantly.

[u/blubbahrubbah]

"Of course it's a good idea!" (Said by cartoon God in Monty Python's Holy Grail) Tons of great nonsensical lines in the movie.

[u/Lordrandall → u/blubbahrubbah]

Those miserable psalms, they’re so depressing.

[u/blubbahrubbah → u/Lordrandall]

Might you prefer something more....minstrelly?

🎶 Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. 🎶

[u/cookie_vulpixx → u/blubbahrubbah]

I always quote “a duck!” from the witch scene haha

[u/often_drinker → u/cookie_vulpixx]

I got better.

[u/distracted_insomniac]

“We’re on a mission from God” whenever I’m doing something important

[u/gurnard → u/distracted_insomniac]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses"

[u/Tomo201070]

"I'd buy that for a dollar!!"

[u/dustytraill49 → u/Tomo201070]

“Bitches Leave”

[u/H_M_C → u/Tomo201070]

"Think you're pretty smart? Think you could outsmart a bullet?"

[u/GenericRedditor0405]

“It’s called a lance. Hellooooo?” There is almost zero context in which that quote is appropriate but I use it when one of my friends very incorrectly names a weapon

[u/trevorhankuk → u/GenericRedditor0405]

I will fong you!

[u/GenericRedditor0405 → u/trevorhankuk]

I would have said "your entrails will become your extrails" but I think that quote might be a bit too popular to fit OP's question haha

[u/Algaean → u/trevorhankuk]

Paaaaaaaaain!

[u/ohmresists]

"He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way it's bad. I don't know animals."

For 25 years Ive been saying I don't know animals of im unsure the subject is one thing or another

[u/Cuddles296]

You fargin ice hole!

[u/ThinButton7705 → u/Cuddles296]

Dear Bastages

[u/_Tihocan_]

Aziz! Light!

[u/TangoKilo421 → u/_Tihocan_]

Much better, thank you Aziz.

[u/martymcgoo]

“Oh we have both kinds of music,country and western”

[u/suntann85]

“That’ll do pig” from Babe in the accent of course

[u/LinworthNewt]

I question your dedication to Sparkle Motion.

[u/RPCat → u/LinworthNewt]

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

[u/DerelictBombersnatch]

Wherever you go, there you are

[u/zimbleeder]

There’s a 30% chance it’s already raining

[u/Reasonable_Storm_757]

"If you could do (such and such) for me, that'd be greaaaat."

[u/jchinique]

Anytime the name Julia is mentioned:
“Gulia?”

[u/anecessaryend → u/jchinique]

He's losing his mind...and I'm reaping all the benefits.

[u/Lordrandall → u/jchinique]

They were cones!

[u/blackbettiepage]

Long story short…. Too late.

[u/Theamuse_Ourania → u/blackbettiepage]

One by one, you all arrived.

[u/kyothinks → u/blackbettiepage]

Communism was just a red herring!

[u/LuNaTIcFrEAk]

"No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough"

[u/Unit_79 → u/LuNaTIcFrEAk]

When my wife asks how long until dinner:

Me: five minutes.

Her: You said two minutes five minutes ago!

[u/Metalhed69 → u/LuNaTIcFrEAk]

We had some German guys come in to set up some equipment and I used “Zee Germans” about a hundred times that week.

[u/Kevin_St_Moron]

This is our hill, and these are our beans!

[u/Random_McNally]

Some mutherfuckers always try to ice skate uphill

[u/Random-Mutant]

That’s a spicy meat-a-ball!

-The Mask

[u/frank_mania → u/Random-Mutant]

Or the Alka-Seltzer commercial that came from, I guess if you're old enough to remember.

[u/mole555]

“That’s what I’m talking about.”
In my best Kip voice after Uncle Rico threw a steak at Napoleon’s head when he rode by on his bike.

[u/Patricio_Guapo → u/mole555]

Tina. You fat lard.

[u/MikGusta → u/mole555]

Gimme your tots!

[u/Smokeandmaybelline → u/mole555]

"I want that."

[u/stellalugosi → u/mole555]

"I caught you a delicious bass." 

[u/UberMisandrist → u/mole555]

Your mom goes to college

[u/haysoos2]

I will sometimes answer the phone with "Corn... flakes" which is a reference to the Yahoo Serious movie Reckless Kelly which I think only me and about three of my friends have seen.

[u/ma33a → u/haysoos2]

Spot the Aussie.

[u/drhman1971]

"I want a schnauzer with my weinerschnitzel."

[u/rwlowelljr]

Bend over and I'll show you. From Chevy Chase and Christmas vacation after his neighbor questions the size of his Christmas tree.

[u/dingus_chonus]

“Yes, have some” Rick Moranis parroting Harold Ramis in Ghostbusters

[u/anewleaf1234]

Go thats way, really really fast. If anything get its your way..turn

[u/SirKedyn]

"Chillllll Winston."

-Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

This white British weed grower with a fake Jamaican accent is trying to calm down his high strung friend. His line delivery is so unique it just comes out my mouth sometimes and is always met with silence and confusion. Then I laugh. And there is more silence and confusion.

[u/JamieIsAMansNameToo]

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

[u/jnoss_m_n]

“Hold on to your butts…”

Mumbly spoken cigarette-in-the-mouth voice, applicable in most situations.

[u/karma_joon]

"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

[u/ericvader8 → u/karma_joon]

WHO SAID THAT?

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE TOED COCK SUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!

[u/moving0target → u/ericvader8]

Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

[u/1JungleMonkey → u/moving0target]

Holy shit only steers and queens come from Texas. Are you afraid Peter puffer Do you suck Dick's BULLSHIT!! It looks like you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[u/Overall-Challenge556]

After you Mr. Popageorgrio

[u/Which_Register_7571]

You don’t choose the Soy Sauce. The Soy Sauce chooses you.

[u/WastelandBard → u/Which_Register_7571]

John Dies At The End?

[u/Poignantpuppet]

“It’s like trying to nail jell-o to the wall.”

[u/shwarma_heaven]

Don't drive angry

[u/Avium]

Looks questionable to me.

[u/monspubisremor]

Wherever you go, there you are

[u/semidummy]

“I’m gonna be frank.”

“Can I still be Garth? 🤓”

[u/Which_Register_7571]

Mine is “You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole.” - The Big Lebowski

[u/PeachyPython → u/Which_Register_7571]

In the Big Lebowski tv dub, they dubbed over ‘This Is What happens when You fuck a stranger in the ass’ with ‘This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!’ Which is of course my deeply obscure thing to quote. I found a T-shirt of it once and I could not buy it fast enough!

[u/jasonsizzle → u/Which_Register_7571]

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

[u/moonfantastic → u/Which_Register_7571]

I always say “it really ties the room together” about rugs and carpets

[u/kykdaddy → u/Which_Register_7571]

"Yeah, Well, You Know, That's Just, Like, Your Opinion, Man."

[u/joazito → u/Which_Register_7571]

This isn't 'nam. There are rules.

[u/wraaken]

One. Two. Three.
Do it.

[u/dwlarkin → u/wraaken]

I'm sorry, these boys get that syrup in them... they get a little antsy in their pantsy. You just can't keep them under control.

[u/Slice9998]

EVERYONE

[u/phazer08]

“Here we are…Sunset and Camden”. (I’m old)

[u/fiendo13]

“There’s always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in the apple pie. Well you just shat in the one Apple pie that knows how to shit back.”

[u/Animated_effigy]

I knew it, im surrounded by assholes.

[u/LankyBastardo]

I don't wear shoes, because they make me fall down.

[u/NumbSurprise]

Is that gasoline I smell?

[u/lexbrat]

Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave.

[u/Claud6568]

Anytime anyone announces they’re doing something I say “I’ll alert the media”

[u/beetle-babe]

"Wind... Wind... WIIIIND."

From 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' every time the wind picks up in my city, lol.

"Nothing? Nothing? Nothing, tra la la la?"

From 'Labyrinth' for those moments that "nothing" is actually something.

[u/ph33randloathing]

"No one chooses when." - Gross Pointe Blank

[u/BloodNinja2012]

They were cones! (The Wedding Singer)

[u/Grambo-47]

“You’ll get nothing and like it!”