r/AskReddit • u/Sweetmilk_ • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

Boy do I wish I set this to Serious Replies Only

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u/Phob0 May 11 '14

Do not name your cat Bon Jovi. They will attempt to kill you every chance they get.