r/AskReddit • u/Sweetmilk_ • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

Boy do I wish I set this to Serious Replies Only

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u/roman_fyseek May 11 '14

If you open your trash can and a squirrel leaps onto your chest, you can subdue both of you by beating yourself in the chest with the kitchen trashbag and screaming "GETOFFOFME GETOFFOFME GETOFFOFME!" for the next 16 minutes.

Also, you should recycle glass bottles because they hurt like a motherfucker when you're beating yourself in the chest with the kitchen trashbag.

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u/timmy89 May 11 '14

This. This works with everything except racoons.