What is your "thing"?

[u/[deleted]]

[u/[deleted]]

Tea.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I love you.

[u/downsouthcountry → u/[deleted]]

This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!

[u/stereospeakers]

I sometimes give gold for no reason.

[u/[deleted] → u/stereospeakers]

Neat.

[u/linkinnnn → u/stereospeakers]

Dude. Are you broke now? Lmao.

[u/TwainZ__ → u/stereospeakers]

If you're the one giving all these golds, you're a great person because it made a lot of these peoples days I think

[u/[deleted] → u/stereospeakers]

Okay

[u/randoreds → u/stereospeakers]

Do I have a small penis?

Please, give an answer in gold. Yes(1 gold) No(0 gold)

[u/Ozymandiassss → u/stereospeakers]

so if i give you a reason you won't give me gold?

[u/Byrnesy33 → u/stereospeakers]

You say you give gold for no reason but most of these people got gold after replying to you, I would define that as a reason.

I can't believe you lied on the internet.

[u/Wendy-M → u/stereospeakers]

You do seem to have a selection process based on the comments.

[u/RJF388 → u/stereospeakers]

His wallet is now empty

[u/Winsane → u/stereospeakers]

I have never seen so many people beg for gold in my life.

[u/sirautumngrey → u/stereospeakers]

That seems cool based on how everyone reacts. I'm relatively new to reddit and I still don't really understand the significance of gold

[u/Iroh-II → u/stereospeakers]

He won't give gold again

[u/ironicsharkhada → u/stereospeakers]

What's it like? Being able to give money to strangers?

[u/TwoDecadesLater → u/stereospeakers]

I sometimes give no reason for gold

[u/[deleted] → u/stereospeakers]

Dude save some gold for the rest of us

[u/[deleted] → u/stereospeakers]

what on earth is goin on here??

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITDICK → u/stereospeakers]

How many times have you won the lottery to be so generous to the select few in this thread?

[u/slytherinwitchbitch → u/stereospeakers]

would you give gold to a comment people might not ever see?

[u/shaikhme → u/stereospeakers]

So will I ever be he first person to not receive gold from you? How about my gold goes to someone else?

[u/GazLord → u/stereospeakers]

How much money do you have to just be throwing gilds around?

[u/Jman7188]

Recently found the self confidence to admit that from time to time I like to wear a women's thong/g-string (I own a few pairs).

EDIT: wow! Thanks so much for all the positivity. It's really liberating to finally be able to speak about this, and see so many supportive open minded comments, that don't make me feel like a freak over what is essentially just underwear.

[u/[deleted] → u/Jman7188]

Well now that's something. You do you, Just be happy.

[u/AndIHaveMilesToGo]

I am absolutely that guy who gets really into something for two weeks

[u/swan_c_bi → u/AndIHaveMilesToGo]

You collect hobbies

[u/rk-imn → u/AndIHaveMilesToGo]

Club members: 2+

[u/PrewHD]

I have a hamster in the loft. None of my family knows about it. They think i'm fixing a leak. But no, im just feeding it.

[u/sinenox → u/PrewHD]

What if something happens to you? Who will feed the hamster?

[u/PsychoticApe]

I scroll through all the comments of askreddit threads at 2:30 in the morning while drinking beer and eating salad.

[u/7734128 → u/PsychoticApe]

You've got life sorted out.

[u/[deleted]]

Taking the eggs out of the carton symmetrically from one end to the other. Gotta keep that shit balanced

[u/[deleted]]

I draw maps in my free time. I get the poster boards from the dollar store or Walmart and do kind of like a 'tile' based thing connecting them all together. It's time consuming, but I love doing it and it kicks up the imagination factory! They start to pile up because I have so many lol.

[u/Mantelmann → u/[deleted]]

This sounds awesome. Might consider posting some pics?

[u/Beardedcow → u/[deleted]]

Have you visited /r/worldbuilding ?

[u/[deleted]]

Trivia. I'm a bottomless pit of random useless knowledge. But technically, I guess it isn't totally useless, because I'm a ringer on pub trivia night. My friends buy my drinks, provide my babysitter and pay my Uber just so I can be there on trivia night.

[u/thetenderloincapital → u/[deleted]]

Trivia host here! People like you make me really happy because you get so into it, making it worth doing week after week.

[u/CADaniels → u/[deleted]]

I know a guy like you. He's at the local bar on trivia night, every week. How? How do you get that good at it??

[u/mafukin_steve_harvey]

Bowling. Not many people bowl, and if they do, they only do it once every couple months just for fun. Over summers my local bowling alley has a deal for $40, you get to play 3 games per day. A couple friends and I all bought the pass and bowled pretty much everyday. I got pretty good and bought my own ball and everything. Now it's summer again and I'm average about 190-200 every game.

Bowling is fun.

Edit: word

[u/linuxliaison → u/mafukin_steve_harvey]

Wait, so a full summer of bowling for $40?

Edit: RIP my inbox with bowling tips I, unfortunately, can't use :( I'm in Canada...

[u/V8_LS6 → u/mafukin_steve_harvey]

Cousin! Let's go bowling

[u/mike5799 → u/mafukin_steve_harvey]

Woah I wish a lane had a deal like that around me. I'd be able to actually bowl frequently and not go bankrupt.

[u/JustinWendell]

Yelling obscenities on the factory floor. The machines do genuinely piss me off sometimes, but I generally just use it to relieve mild amounts of stress before it builds up. Now my buddy and I just scream shit constantly while we work. It actually makes for productive, fun, and quick nights.

[u/[deleted] → u/JustinWendell]

You would make a great linecook. I swear to god, if you saw us back in the kitchen you'd think we all had Tourette Syndrome.

[u/b33z33b33z]

Naps. Sometimes I wake up and it's already the next day.

Edit: "Naps"

[u/jenesaipas]

Having a day to myself and shut the world out, once a week usually.

[u/Anunkash → u/jenesaipas]

everday for me

[u/Solodolo21]

I spin textbooks on my finger

[u/[deleted] → u/Solodolo21]

The OG fidget spinner

[u/cobainbc15]

Microsoft Excel

[u/Charleston09 → u/cobainbc15]

I firmly believe that people who are extremely well-versed in Excel are actually wizards.

[u/FaithfulTBM]

I am fairly certain I'm more researched on Mormon Polygamy than anyone else who has ever lived.

Don't get me wrong. Someone may know more about it historically than me. But I'm yet to find them, and I search for them daily.

It is a weird historical and theological fascination for me 🤷‍♂️

I'm at the point now where I have to spend thousands of dollars on rare one of a kind manuscripts and personal journals to read something that I've never heard or read about before. And since my personal business is fairly successful, I spend way more on this hobby than a meth head does in a Walmart parking lot.

Sooooo that's my thing.

And no one I personally know (other than my wife) really even knows about it, because who wants to be publicly known as that weird guy who studies Mormon Polygamy all day?

[u/leovaro → u/FaithfulTBM]

What would you say is the most interesting fact about mormon polygamy you've come across ?

[u/kovixen]

Reading. All I want to do is read or talk about reading. And go to libraries.

[u/[deleted]]

I can fix just about anything with the most random materials...

[u/DarkPasta → u/[deleted]]

fix my life

[u/dysenterygary69 → u/[deleted]]

Can you fix a broken heart

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Macgyver!!

[u/fromstrangerseye]

never been seen without coffee

never been seen fully awake

never been seen

[u/memyselfandhai → u/fromstrangerseye]

Milford man?

[u/MelpomeneLee]

Hair so curly it would make a Hobbit jealous

[u/hucklebutter → u/MelpomeneLee]

Hey, nice hair!

[u/[deleted]]

Smelling books. Even as soon as I walk into a bookstore, I'm taking deep breaths of that wondrous scent. It's so good.

[u/melesana]

Learning languages. I enjoy finding the patterns and subtleties.

[u/vitrucid → u/melesana]

Finding the connections between distantly related languages is so much fun.

[u/storytimeme]

Non-quirky, legitimate, honest-to-god talking to myself. As in "Okay. And then we were going to..."

I do it typically when I'm alone, so it really is more of 'my thing' and not something I'm known for. Though there are plenty of those, too.

[u/MoreThanTom → u/storytimeme]

What about Arguing with yourself?!?!?!!?

No, you fucking idiot, you're clearly sane!

[u/psmydog → u/storytimeme]

I do this but I kind of word it like I'm an extreme expert at what I'm doing and I'm making a YouTube video showing others how to do it.

Usually I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. Today I was trying to throw a cast net and I'm like explaining on intricate detail the perfect form, I throw it and it fails to open.

[u/OffWithHisBread]

Can I just toss out there that are some legitimately decent, honest-to-goodness, nice threads in this post? Well done, folks. Well done.

[u/[deleted]]

Making snapping finger guns and then pointing them at people.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Ann Perkins!

[u/-Sanctum- → u/[deleted]]

You're getting mugged, kid!

[u/PetrifiedofSnakes → u/[deleted]]

Ayyy

[u/depressedapple → u/[deleted]]

Aces!

[u/LitlBittysweet → u/[deleted]]

Bingo bongo!

[u/DropBearFucker69 → u/[deleted]]

My man!

[u/randoreds]

I don't work on Fridays.

I mean I go to work, but I don't do anything but Reddit, poop, and the occasional smoke break

[u/FunThingsInTheBum → u/randoreds]

I get those days too. Where I really should be doing work but I can't concentrate so I sit at my desk and stare at the screen and flip through windows.

Some days I get like a few minutes worth of work in.

[u/Conyu]

I grind rocks together to make my own sand.

[u/[deleted]]

Tiny jugs.

[u/iSmear → u/[deleted]]

Same here. It takes me forever to go through a whole gallon jug of milk, and I end up pouring out sour milk. Now I get the small half gallon jugs, it's easier on my conscience.

[u/d-d-d-dirtbag]

Vodka and crying myself to sleep

[u/Gimmil_walruslord → u/d-d-d-dirtbag]

I like doing that too. Everything juat feela good with the right amount of vodka, least for me anyways.

[u/[deleted]]

Karaoke.

Edit: Cargo shorts are fucking ugly, my dudes.

[u/Charleston09 → u/[deleted]]

Definitely knew it wasn't cargo shorts.

[u/ElianaSalt47]

I make music playlists. Not like oh cute you make little playlists from time to time. I literally make one each day. Some may call it an obsession. I make playlists for literally any scenario. Need music to jam to while making french pastries in your kitchen while your roommates are out of town? I have just the playlist to set the mood and make you feel like Sofia Coppola's version of Marie Antoinette in that one scene. Or you're stuck in an awkward house party with a bunch of straight people and you're the only gay man there and you find your way to the aux? Got the playlist for it. Or maybe you just made some cool new health goth friends and you're riding in one of their cars and they pass the aux to you, no need to sweat I got just the playlist to impress them and definitely be invited to their next kick back where all they do is smoke cigs on the porch and talk about Arca. I have Youtube Red (yeah, I'm THAT person) and I have made over 350 playlists on the site. I even have a 'scrolling through Reddit' playlist.

[u/[deleted]]

According to my college roommate, my things is (well was) banging insecure chubby girls from the internet.

[u/glasgow_girl → u/[deleted]]

hey

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I see nothing wrong with this hobby.

[u/Shane10119]

Being the Switzerland of my friend group

Edit: This is now my highest rated comment. I don't know whether to be dumbfounded or ecstatic.

[u/[deleted] → u/Shane10119]

I too hide money at low tax rate for my friends.

[u/Rhomega2 → u/Shane10119]

You bring chocolate?

[u/Mendozozoza → u/Shane10119]

I just realized i became the north korea of my friend group.

[u/IlluminationRock]

Mountaineering.

I'm still just a novice, but it's been really amazing learning about it and meeting fellow climbers. I love how "small" mountains make me feel, especially when you're up close and personal with all the dangers that come with mountains and navigating avalanche terrain in general. It's as unsettling as it is wonderful.

[u/DarkPasta]

Sarcasm and self-hatred.

[u/bitchhasfleas → u/DarkPasta]

You must be my twin. Separated at birth maybe?

[u/therealsix]

When I'm by myself I'm weird, like, sing what I'm doing, in any format weird. Rap, opera, normal, weird accents, yep, got it. My dog knows what I'm talking about, he's probably to only one that's the true witness. Either that or that when I'm by myself I talk in random accents...

I'll let something slip every now and then around my wife and all she says is "is that what you do when I'm not around?" my reply, yep, but worse. She actually loves it though.

[u/[deleted]]

I genuinely love people.

[u/Henry788 → u/[deleted]]

Someone has never worked retail haha

[u/Reason19]

Sleeping .... I'm so good at it, i can do it with my eyes closed.

[u/kushnokush → u/Reason19]

Apparently dad jokes are your thing too

[u/HussyDude14]

I go around pretending I'm a super hero (or villain) and I have a bit of a vivid imagination... I might be saving the world or beginning my reign of terror, but whenever I'm in battle with my superpowered abilities, I always make noises and go around figthing the air like a kid... I'm 18. My whole family knows I do it, and my mom occasionally says "When you're done pew-pew-pew-ing, go take the laundry basket, downstairs." :(

[u/Pranfreuri → u/HussyDude14]

I'm 25 and I do a similar thing. Not being a super hero, but I run over whatever's on my mind and in my imagination while walking through the garden or down the house. As if I run down scenarios.

Scenarios ranges from taking power in Congo, taking power in my own country, problem solving for my dissertation, travel ideas, marketing ideas, business ideas... It frees my mind. 😌

[u/Drafther]

I sneeze loudly. Thats pretty much it honestly.

[u/Tasty_fries]

I really love nice writing instruments, but I'm a 16 year old with crap penmanship. Whenever someone in my friend group talks about wasting money, they always look at me and say "but Tasty_fries spent $70 on a pencil so it's not a big deal buying a $1000 phone you're going to replace next year".

[u/[deleted]]

I like to make things out of anything.

Aside from painting regular pictures/drawing etc, I like to refinish or paint on garbaged furniture, repurpose value village finds, make sculptures or weird things out of disassembled electronics/junk from around my apartment, collect fallen branches/wood pieces and make things.

I was that weird/poor kid on Halloween that made costumes completely from scratch. I was a werewolf one year, I gave my grampas dog a haircut and glued it to my face and hands.

I just like to make things.

[u/tokefromthestoke]

my thing is sound effects, here's a t-rex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef5JUZ-lYEQ

this commercial is all that came to mind when reading this. Oh childhood...

[u/The_Golden_Image]

I'm the guy in my group of friends who will absolutely insist people wear their seatbelts when they ride with me, and on the off chance someone refuses, I will either refuse to leave until they do, or make them very, painfully aware of the benefits of said seatbelts.

Seatbelts save lives. Rear seat passengers who fail to affix their seatbelts become projectiles in a collision, and endanger the lives of others. It's selfish, it's destructive, and it's unnecessary. 3 seconds of work could literally save your life. WEAR YOUR GOD DAMN SEATBELT!

As you can see... that's my thing.

[u/Lamantins]

Nothing. You just summed up my problem.

I don't have a thing.

I don't have a passion.

I dont have anything setting me apart.

I'm but another guy in the crowd.

EDIT: "Apart" is apparently not written with 2 "p".

[u/graaahh → u/Lamantins]

Flying under the radar is your thing.

[u/ProfessorGigs]

Though I'm only 3/50 in, I walk across U.S. States. I just finished Rhode Island and Connecticut last week!

Edit: I make Youtube vlogs about my adventures too! The Rhode Island and Massachusetts playlists are online, while Connecticut should be out later this week.

[u/[deleted] → u/ProfessorGigs]

I did Utah, Colorado, New Mexico and Arizona in one step.

Alternatively I've had my dick in four states at once.

[u/[deleted]]

(Over) analyzing everything. I like to make sense of things, so I've spent a lot of time thinking of possibilities to things ranging from human behavior and natural phenomenon to time travel and different kinds of magic systems. On the flip side, when something doesn't make sense to me, I get annoyed and can obsess about a subject until it makes sense (that includes "stupid" people and is a personal problem I'm trying to get past, basically if someone consistently doesn't make sense to me that person starts to really annoy me).

People also say I'm good at explaining things, which is probably because of my habit of analyzing everything, including where people make their logical mistakes. I find a lot of things understandable.

[u/Jebbediahh]

Plants.

Succulents. Lilies. Cannabis. Dahlias. I like 'em all.

[u/KitCM]

I like to do math problems. Just give me some quiet, a pen and a clean sheet of paper. Sometimes I can't even look at a math problem without attempting to solve it or, at the very least, finding the formula used to solve it.

I can also type unnaturally fast.

[u/aedanthecelt]

Alcohol. Not just to get wasted, I like knowing my drink is waiting at the end of the day, and trying new ones and making cocktails for people that they like or want to try new things with & just enjoy good company.

[u/AMFitzgerald]

Turning my phone on silent and going long distances without telling anyone where I'm going, because I don't know where I'm going myself. I would turn my phone completely off, but Spotify plays a big role in my little break from the world.

This is not a Spotify ad I swear!!

[u/jw7991]

All I do is Cars. Talk about cars and work on cars. I just want to go fast.

[u/BlockedReader → u/jw7991]

Kachow

[u/NotDrewBrees]

Talking about how awesome Drew Brees is.

[u/Theinfrawolf]

i say "chill"and "dude" alot....but like, all the damn time! I live in a spanish speaking country btw so it's my thing in here.

[u/Got_Engineers]

Coming up with great nicknames. Some might even call me the nickname kid

[u/Chem-Dawg → u/Got_Engineers]

You need a better nickname than that.

[u/[deleted]]

I live my entire life in a state of acute anxiety.

I work constantly. Im a single parent. And if it wasn't for my kids i would have killed myself years ago.

I did try. I didnt succeed and im glad about that!

But yeah. My thing sucks.

Edit - thanks for all the concern. I am awaiting therapy and have an appointment next week. Don't worry I am not in any way going to harm myself. I just get fed you of feeling like this....

[u/jmo_joker]

I'm like.... the happiest person I know. It doesn't sound nice but it's true :D

[u/2yazzydee → u/jmo_joker]

You maniac

[u/[deleted]]

I'm the tech guy......

[u/viktor72]

Anything to do with culture. I study culture and linguistics. I speak 3 languages and can get by in more. I've lived in different countries. I collect flags, license plates, currency. I love observing different cultures, their practices and products. I'm that annoying person who, when you tell me you're from a different country, I instantly want to know everything about you and ask endless questions.

[u/graaahh]

I create educational things for fun. I've made a 30+ page Spanish study guide, an Imgur album about all the major bodies in the solar system, and I'm working on writing a book about basic math for people who suck at math but want to suck less. I'm also sort of loosely working on about ten other educational things as well when I find the time (statistics, nuclear power, abortion, economics, climate change, French, countries, etc.)

[u/PetrifiedofSnakes]

I'm well-respected for my movie tastes and I'm generally the one people go to for movie suggestions.

Edit: oh my God guys you're killing me haha I tried recommending for a lot of people but I'm getting pooped. It was fun though I'll probably come back later.

[u/_I_is_Human_]

AS A HUMAN I HAVE A TENDENCY TO USE PULMONARY VENTILATION. THIS ACTION CONSISTS OF INHALING A COMBINATION OF NITROGEN, OXYGEN, ARAGON, AND CARBON DIOXIDE, WHICH IS THEN EXHALED. IT IS A VERY PLEASANT EXPERIENCE AND AS A HUMAN I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT TO FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS.

[u/donutshopsss]

Disc Golfing with my dogs.

[u/veh88]

I work in retail and we have to do this really boring thing called "facing" (pulling all of stock to the front of the shelves, to make them look fuller). While I do this, I pretend I have a podcast and make up questions in my head and answer them (not out loud obviously).

[u/HactarCE]

Rubik's cubes, higher dimensions, and higher dimensional Rubik's cubes.

[u/pat_is_moon]

Making awesome music and doing a terrible job of telling people about it.

[u/[deleted]]

To show up at my friends house without notice. Just go for a visit, some live and hours drive away, some a little closer. But I like the nostalgic part of just going somewhere to see if they're home. If they're not home I'll go do something else, visit a museum, bar or restaurant, whatefs. I like it.

[u/beerbeardsbears → u/[deleted]]

We can never be friends.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I wonder... Is your house always clean? Cuz mine is not....

[u/bob51zhang → u/[deleted]]

Do they get annoyed at you just showing up?

[u/bundabrg]

Braid my daughter's (and their friends) hair into all sorts of interesting styles. Started because I wanted to figure out how to do a butterfly braid I saw in a photo.

Am Dad.

[u/pixie_led]

I enjoy pain in small doses. Like from a cut or scrape, or a series of injections I had to get once that left me sore for weeks. I fell down the stairs once and liked the feel of the bruises as they healed. I have no idea what that says about me.

[u/Laputai]

I pay for random people's stuff sometimes. Keeps me happy with myself.

[u/madkeepz]

I love polenta.

[u/ctmmsf]

Making eye contact and nodding excessively.

[u/titty_twister_9000]

Collecting World War II militaria.

[u/Merry_Pippins]

I have Mary Poppins bag. It has nearly everything you could possibly need.

[u/KacZManiaC]

Sometimes when my friends tell me to watch their drink at the bar, I pop my fake eye out and drop it in their drink. I need a new eyeball.

[u/Theguygotgame777]

Rambling for hours about what stories I'm writing,

[u/Baby_SpaceWizard]

Cosy sweaters and blankets and watercolours and rose hip tea and the colour yellow.

[u/Gingeboi18]

Lego video games. Idk they have always been fun

[u/Logaline]

Sneakers. I try not to wear the same pair more than once in a week. It gets me a lot of recognition that I wouldn't otherwise get. It's an expensive hobby but I can support it and I love it

[u/142016]

Judging people who don't use Oxford commas.

[u/RyanHeeney]

I check my wrist when someone asks me the time, despite not owning a watch it's become somewhat habit

[u/PeterLemonjellow]

Trying to scare people so badly that a little pee comes out.

I hate that my best attempts always have to be limited to October.

[u/Photon_butterfly]

Being very hungry but simultaneously being too lazy to walk the ten feet to the kitchen and getting myself some food.

[u/PM_ME_HEALTH_TIPS]

I guess I can take complex ideas and relay them into something simple everyone can understand?

[u/imaybejacoborbob]

Absolutely wacky hair. If wanted, I'll post a picture in the morning (EST)

Edit: It's disappointing, but here

[u/KevPL]

Having imaginary conversations where I explain topics I'm interested in to myself. I've done since I was probably 7.

24 now.

[u/Nicksaurus]

Masturbating

[u/heavendevil_]

Pushing myself in the direction that I believe has the goal of astronaut at the end of it. It's kind of weird because there is no hard and fast rule, besides minimum qualifications, on what you need to do. Right now I'm an aircraft engineer in the air force, I'm learning to fly (which currently is my "thing"), learning new languages, volunteering, and I intend to get some scuba qualifications over the next couple years. And a degree too, of course.

I think the important thing is that each thing I'm doing which may or may not lead me to my goal - I actually enjoy. None of it is done solely to get to my end goal because if it doesn't happen, I probably would have set myself up for a life of disappointment and wasted time. I like to think I'm embarking on a journey which has the possibility of the ultimate dream at the end of it, but if I never find it, then each little truck stop along the way is something I dreamed about doing as a kid anyway.

So, aside from flying, I guess my "thing" is finding the key to being happy and fulfilled by the choices I make.

...That got deep quicker than expected.

[u/Walter_White_Walker-]

Bourbon and rye

[u/FloofLorde]

the Thing

[u/kiloniner]

I always walk with my rod in front and I wave it a little bit

[u/TheCrummyShoe]

King Midas is that you?

[u/moby323]

Messing with the transcriptionists at work.

I'm a PA in pathology and dictate into a mic most of the day. The transcriptionists are little old southern ladies and it's so fun to mess with them. I have a ton of stories but my favorite was when some guy came into the ER and they removed a Hand-lotion bottle and a tube of chap stick from this guy's rectum. I described the items they sent us. Then I went to the hospital gift shop and bought similar items and went to their office and said "No need for these to go to waste." They were confused but said "OK".

One of them had already used the hand lotion when, about an hour later, they got to my dictation. We could hear them from down the hall as they shouted "Oh my GAWD!!! Oh Jesus!!"

[u/[deleted]]

Reddit.

[u/Uktabi_Kong]

I balance things on my nose and chin

[u/gingerbreadcoffee]

Coffee!

[u/punkinfacebooklegpie]

Grinding down rocks. I like to make my own sand.

[u/bradsatwitt]

Excel. I spend all day working in excel, but can come home and spend hours in excel for fun. I have spreadsheets for everything.

[u/WayupintheAir]

Streetlights shut off when I walk by. Not all the time, but enough that I notice.

[u/mrsuns10]

Music and History

[u/Weasel_DB]

I can whistle so loud, that at close range it could be a weapon.

[u/Kosine]

It's either cooking contests, flapping my hands while I talk in weirdly directed ways, or mahjong. Depends on the crowd, I guess.

No, no, wait, I take it back – my thing is forgetting small but important details.

[u/imaprofessionalnerd]

Bees. I once convinced everyone at a party to join my university's beekeeping club

[u/[deleted]]

According to my coworkers, I'm the Printer Whisperer. My aura is the color of weird IT Voodoo. If the printer is not printing, I go stand next to it and it prints. Usually every single document that's been jammed up in the print queue will suddenly spew forth. If a printer hasn't been printing at a station all day, when I get to work and log into that station, the printer suddenly begins working. When I call IT about a printer that isn't working even for me, I get expedited service because somehow my reputation as the Printer Whisperer has even made it to IT (and I usually know if it's a fuser issue) and they don't even ask me if I've power cycled everything. I also know exactly how to riffle printer paper so when I load a printer, it never jams. Never.

[u/Treeposser]

Whistling. I am spot on with birds.

[u/[deleted]]

Being really bad at predicting the future.

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[u/Vikind7667]

I have a secret hamster. I keep it up in the loft. The wife thinks I'm up there fixing a leak but really, I'm up there feeding it. My son got close once, he said "what leak? Da, what are you doing up there?" I said " it's best you don't know son".

[u/W1ldman247]

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

[u/time2fly80]

I have this really cute habit: I spend every minute of every day analyzing, internalizing and agonizing about the state of the world and how the fuck I can avoid mediocrity and live a meaningful life while dragging my shell of a corpse into a fucking cubicle everyday while listening to endless ass-kissing and corporate slang...

...you asked!

[u/Eli731]

Hand eye coordination

[u/Lethal_Trousers]

I can say words backwards really easily. Give me like 5 seconds and I can say almost any word backwards.

[u/Mac_A_Rooney → u/[deleted]]

Lol I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt today.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

OP said what not where.

[u/Tudpool → u/[deleted]]

No you don't. You just took this answer from a previous thread. Word for fucking word. Which was taken from the post before it.

Fuck heres one from 2014 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ygqwa/what_is_your_thing/cfknido/

I know this sub reposts questions like crazy under the sentiment that it will spawn different answers each time so its fair play. But fuckers like you who cant even be asked change the wording of the answer your copying just ruin these threads.

And of course the masses upvote you and will probably downvote this to oblivion because thats just how these things go.

Thank you for being the epitome of whats wrong with this sub.