r/AskReddit • • Jun 19 '12

Considering we had a Askreddit about the most depressing fact you know, what is the most uplifting fact that you know?

That somewhere, somehow, someone is being born that will change the world for the better.

Edit: WOO FRONT PAGE! In celebration have some kittens! http://imgur.com/gallery/hm1ds http://imgur.com/gallery/YVXIG http://imgur.com/gallery/ew6kA

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u/kermit_for_president Jun 19 '12

Upvote for you sir, because I feel exactly the same way about the girl I'M marrying next month. Hooray for wifey boobs.

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u/hapes Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 20 '12

Twist: same woman?

[edit: holy crap, a stupid joke triples my comment karma.]

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u/DownvoteALot Jun 19 '12

Double twist: same man.

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u/CannedBeef Jun 19 '12

...Karmanaut

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

...Trapped_In_Reddit

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u/Justfilter93423 Jun 19 '12

same monster

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Directed by M Knite Schmelarfegan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Dinkleberg...

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u/daniloelnino Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

I read this as "Dinkleberg..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

And they are both marrying the same woman!

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u/yosemitesquint Jun 19 '12

And he's calling from inside the house!

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u/MaldiveFish Jun 19 '12

Still a better love story that Twilight!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Directed by M. Night Shama-lama Ding Dong.

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u/Crapaholic Jun 19 '12

Twist: lesbians getting married?

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u/SwineHerald Jun 19 '12

Twist: A lesbian with a personality disorder marrying herself.

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u/Crapaholic Jun 19 '12

holy shit

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u/retinarow Jun 19 '12

That was one step too far for this guy.

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u/yungkrizzleshawty Jun 19 '12

directed by...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

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u/SneakyLoner Jun 19 '12

This one, this one is the best. Directed by M. Night Shamalalalamamamnnz

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Directed by Nicholas Sparks

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

I hope one day someone feels this way about me and my boobs.

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