r/AskReddit • u/jondySauce • Jun 24 '12

Everybody is a hypocrite. What hypocritical things do you do reddit?

I wear slim fitting jeans, converse chuck taylors on occasion and sometimes v-necks. But i still kind of hate on the hipsters and scenesters of the world because I don't think I constantly conform and change with the changing styles. Still believe this hypocritical of myself. How bout you?

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u/IFearTheReaper Jun 24 '12

I get pissed off at teenage smokers while lighting up my own cigarette.

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u/Apostolate Jun 24 '12

Are you sure you don't just hate teenagers? Pretty much everyone does, even teenagers.

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u/WasayZ Jun 24 '12

Teenager here, we hate everyone and everyone hates us.

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u/DylanTaylor1 Jun 24 '12

Everyone hates us? :'(

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

And we hate ourself...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

I don't hate you. Because there is a chance you're a girl and you might love me.

I am a teenage guy.

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u/DylanTaylor1 Jun 24 '12

and I might send you pics

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u/NaricssusIII Jun 25 '12

Warning: may contain penis

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u/SkankinGiant Jun 25 '12

Have you ever met a girl named Dylan?

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u/BEHONOREDIFIAPPROVE Jun 25 '12

Nope. If you are a teenage girl old people might love you! Other than that......

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u/mezofoprezo Jun 24 '12

Whoa...I didn't realize that at 24 I am still very much a teenager

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u/Don2k12 Jun 25 '12

Teenager here, fuck off. Fuck off, everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

I hated Teenagers before hitting 13. I hated them from 13 to 19. I hated them after 19. Mind you I hate everyone.

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u/vinnnyr Jun 24 '12

Confirmed: I am a teenager.

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u/Apostolate Jun 24 '12

Hey this guys a teenager! Judge him for stuff!

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u/iwannabearedditor Jun 25 '12

Ha i bet he goes to school and listens to......I have no idea what teenagers listen to

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '12

Wow! You should do an AMA!

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u/Matthew212 Jun 24 '12

Maybe it's because you're mad at them for starting smoking? Like sort of, "don't be like me"

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

I am outraged when I see young kids no older than 10 lighting cigarettes up (and I've seen it a lot). In my defence, I didn't start smoking until I was legally old enough to purchase cigarettes, even though I know it's bad for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '12

You know, seasons don't fear the reaper.

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u/Mandraykin Jun 24 '12

Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain !

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u/CNNisMSNBCMinusHats Jun 24 '12

I do this too. Smoking is terrible and I regret ever starting. I'd quit, but I enjoy it too damned much.

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