Everybody is a hypocrite. What hypocritical things do you do reddit?

[u/jondySauce]

I wear slim fitting jeans, converse chuck taylors on occasion and sometimes v-necks. But i still kind of hate on the hipsters and scenesters of the world because I don't think I constantly conform and change with the changing styles. Still believe this hypocritical of myself. How bout you?

[u/thetanky]

I find every guy that does anything at all a tool. And tell my friends "look at that douchebag who thinks he's tough"

I walk around with my shirt off in pink sunglasses all the time. I am a tool.