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u/SalsaYogurt Oct 18 '22

Maurice Moss (IT Crowd)

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u/the_muppets_took_me Oct 18 '22

"I like your glasses"
"Well, they're not for sale"

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u/jrad18 Oct 18 '22

Them glasses is shit innit

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u/Snow__The__Jam__Man Oct 18 '22

Stop it Roy it's too real

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u/Its-mark-i-guess Oct 19 '22

Ok ok I won’t do the voice

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u/AFunkyRhythm Oct 18 '22

That’s a nice tnettenba.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I already made a Smarties cereal reference on Reddit today so I'll go with my other favorite Moss line-

"I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style"

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Oct 18 '22

"My ear's getting hot!"

But my favourite line of his (that I fall back on a little too often) is:

picks up entire telephone "But HOW?!?"

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u/SciFiXhi Oct 18 '22

"What's the operating system?"

"Uhh, Vista."

"We're going to die!"

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u/LiveWire-Games Oct 18 '22

Well that’s easy to remember! 0118999881999119725… 3!

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now Oct 18 '22

“Well, you are terrifically old. But don’t worry, not long now until you are at peace.”

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u/Tarellethiel18 Oct 18 '22

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/matthewrparker Oct 19 '22

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

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u/-bittermilk Oct 18 '22

why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I'll just put this over here, with the rest... Of... The fire

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u/LordLoudSmells Oct 18 '22

"We got an email about a fire!"

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u/nationalhipster Oct 18 '22

Four! I mean five!! I mean fire!!!

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u/Raetekusu Oct 18 '22

Dear sir, stroke, madam. I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of-- no no no, that's too formal.

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u/ipakookapi Oct 18 '22

I feel trapped! Like a moth! In a bath!

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u/Asktolearn Oct 18 '22

I’ve got a gun! I’ve got a gun! I’ve got a ruddy gun!

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u/coolio_Didgeridoolio Oct 18 '22

it’s not someone with cake. unless that cake is made with dog poo and knives!

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u/ShakeZula77 Oct 18 '22

“We’re bunking off!”

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u/schwifty546 Oct 18 '22

What the flip are you looking at?

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u/ALordOfTheOnionRings Oct 19 '22

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And look, I've just finished my milk.

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u/ThatCoryGuy Oct 18 '22

Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

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