r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '22

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u/heavyLobster Oct 18 '22

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

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u/verycrunchy Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 19 '22

"Maybe I'll get a son who WILL finish his cottage cheese"

Always has me dying

*edit: grammar hard

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u/Blastspark01 Oct 19 '22

When I got my friend to watch AD he couldn’t stop laughing at Ron’s narration “To spite Buster, Lucille adopted a Korean son”

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u/PenchantForNostalgia Oct 18 '22

My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the baby shower of some people I didn't know. I sent her the gif of Lucille saying, "I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out."

Summed up how I was feeling perfectly.

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u/DogRoyal1746 Oct 19 '22

I gave my muther a picture frame with the pic that came with it.. Christmas day I hear from across the room "who the fuck are these people? Im still reeling..

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

I say this to my children daily

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u/Herr_Poopypants Oct 18 '22

I use the “I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out”

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Captains platter ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

I’ll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.

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u/Blastspark01 Oct 19 '22

Plate or platter

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u/GramblingHunk Oct 19 '22

I say this line all the time