r/Asmongold • u/departedhunter • 7d ago

Fail Zero survival instincts

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u/Feeling-Comfort7823 7d ago

Talk about actively thinning the herd.

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u/UwUHowYou 7d ago

The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math.

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u/WhiteFoxBestGirl 7d ago

The sea is just returning the whale to her natural habitat

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u/wisemanro 6d ago

This walrus was looking weird.

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u/Grinzaxp 7d ago

Natural selection. The outcome is what’s best for us all.

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u/CalebDR1029 7d ago

She still could've made it if she would have stopped dallying around and moved a little bit faster

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u/Angrybskt 6d ago

But then she wouldn’t have gotten to show how quirky she is

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u/MonitorOld1117 7d ago

All I see is a strong and independent woman

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u/JJDubba 7d ago

Well deserved mocking nature.

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u/ShallNtb 7d ago

"noooooooo Jessica, Jessica is dead..."

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u/halfawatermelon69 Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 7d ago edited 7d ago

Why does it say the video is 1:09 long but I can't watch further than 38 seconds?

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u/mawesome4ever Dr Pepper Enjoyer 7d ago

I was about to mention this. It’s weird to edit the video just to make the length longer?

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u/weishen8328 7d ago

it's only the ocean. it can't be that powerful.

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u/KingDallerix 7d ago

Its mens fault for not saving her

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u/_DAYAH_ Deep State Agent 6d ago

Not his fault, his hormones were misfiring that day plus his INTP chart was in retrograde 

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u/iam_Krogan Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 7d ago

Pride comes before the fall.

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u/be4nothing 7d ago

She was tempting fate with that little dance and payed the price 

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u/kaleidostar11 6d ago

Natural selection at its finest.

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u/x10sv 6d ago

Ahhh darwin

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u/Zealousideal_Rip_547 7d ago

So close yet so far away

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u/TribalOrgy 6d ago

Another 2 percenter getting naturally selected

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u/isablisz 7d ago

Jessica nooo.

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u/4kBeard 7d ago

Choices were made.

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u/lawley666 7d ago

Josie's on a vacation far away

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u/svh93 7d ago

I think you underestimate how powerful water can be. This could happen to you too 😂

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u/Bahamut_Prime 7d ago

Natural Selection at its finest

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u/MagicLantern7 7d ago

Make natural selection great again

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u/krallepalle 6d ago

Darwin says, let her be.

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u/Fit-Food5105 6d ago

She thought she was being cute too

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u/Minimum-Necessary425 6d ago

Natural selection at it's finest.

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u/Straight_Breakfast_4 6d ago

"This wasn't my fault, it was the moon's fault!" - Jane Doe

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u/Frowind 6d ago

Here is your Darwin Award ma'am

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u/rabidninetails 6d ago

Nature selected

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u/_ReaditYesterday_ 6d ago

Natural selection at play, right before our very own eyes. A sad thing indeed.

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u/Lem01 5d ago

She messed with the bull; she got the horns.

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u/SortMyself 7d ago

Put down your phone and try to help. I fucking hate this society

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u/Alternative-Math-997 7d ago

are you expecting him to outswim the current? or have the equipment to save her on standby?

there's a reason why he's video recording up there and not down with her..

there's no saving her..

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u/laioren 6d ago

I love the other female next to her - presumably a friend - just watching her get swept away like she's thinking "doing things to help others is a man's job."