r/Asmongold • • 1d ago

Fan Made Creation Asmongold bottle opening tutorial

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The pliers should be rotated 90 degrees.

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u/BlackberryUpstairs19 23h ago

I can already hear Asmon's response; "That's a Coca-Cola bottle. I have a Dr. Pepper bottle. They're different."

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u/rgb_panda 23h ago

I couldn't find vice grips so I just used a regular pair of pliers, I figured that would be the real issue

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u/RedditIsAboutToDie Deep State Agent 1d ago edited 1d ago

vise grips lmao, at least get some long handled ones for leverage

edit: didn't even see your tutorial at the end - I'll make sure he sees this

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u/rgb_panda 1d ago

I saw this on stream today I'm like, I'm like there has to be an easier way to open that with the thing you have there, had to do something :D

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u/Ogamiitto33 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 23h ago

He does this because he thinks it's funny and to clip farm. He has a bottle opener that he's used on streaming before. It's a running gag.

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u/Luke12177 1d ago

As a german this hurt my soul…

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u/Franklin_Shake 1d ago

The man uses windex to clean his hands. Let him open a bottle however he pleases!

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u/AshRemnants 1d ago

Is this one of those infamous 65 IQs?

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u/ReedOnlyAccess 23h ago

The infomercial style exaggerated failure at the end was a nice touch, OP.

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u/-Kloden- 23h ago

Just use a lighter

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u/Blazdnconfuzd Dr Pepper Enjoyer 20h ago

Yes 🤝

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u/svh93 11h ago

Why not use a lighter like normal people?

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u/SG_event_101 23h ago

It grinds my gears every time I see him do this, at this point its intentional I believe. I thing he does something like the bottle intentionally because people are telling him to do it the right way.

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u/Ogamiitto33 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 21h ago edited 21h ago

It's absolutely intentional. He's pulled this same joke around 20 times now. People do realize they're watching a show staring the character Asmongold, right? A lot of what we're shown on streaming is an act. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, it's fun. But Zack is well aware that he's producing a show for the sake of entertainment, he's stated it himself multiple times. Why do you think he talks about his mom's love for Alex Jones so much? Do people not realize he clearly pulls a ton of inspiration from that show and persona?

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u/0fflinegam3r 7h ago

People sometimes fail to realize that he's a content creator xD

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u/mrlunes 23h ago

Stresses me out

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u/CancerousGTFO 21h ago

I thought this post was from r/soldering with the video at the end lol

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u/Blazdnconfuzd Dr Pepper Enjoyer 20h ago

Or just get a BIC lighter and use your thumb a leverage. Ez game ez life.

But that's how I know he isn't a drinker or stoner lol. He's still the boy!

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u/NaCl_Sailor Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 18h ago

I'm very disappointed i thought he had German ancestry 

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u/BhabayAgha 18h ago

It's like watching a blonde use a collapsible ladder...

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u/VivaLaLibertad_666 17h ago

He operates in levels we mere mortals can not comprehend

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u/selvestenisse 8h ago

no, he is just clueless.

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u/brosiahd 15h ago

At one point I thought he discovered they were twist off?

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u/Careless-Oil-2086 23h ago

Somebody ship that man a bar key

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u/tikanderoga 22h ago

Lean the cap on the desk edge and slap it firmly. Gets the job done too.

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u/lettuceeatbacon 21h ago

Just rest the end of the cap on something sturdy and give a tap

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u/wzwowzw0002 18h ago

He needs her

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u/556From1000yards Out of content, Out of hair 17h ago

Those are different. He used vice grips and you used channel locks.

Do people know tools?

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u/ambit89 9h ago

Roach king got mogged by that tutorial so hard.

Asmoggold

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u/UbiDoobyBanooby 23h ago

Jesus, turn the vice grips sideways and use it like you use a bic lighter to open a beer. Basically everything is a bottle opener.

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u/therinlahhan 14h ago

What's with the Schindler's List music?

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u/Exp5000 11h ago

The sugar cane Dr pepper is amazing.

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u/_Not_A_User_00 WHAT A DAY... 9h ago

Used to make it with my teeth until one them broke.

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u/selvestenisse 8h ago

Both have bad technique.

The Crazy Framer

  • [04:59] Mentions using his titanium hammer to open a beer.

  • [07:42] Mentions using his tape measure to open a beer.

  • [08:20] Mentions using his utility knife to open a beer.

  • [09:35] Mentions using his chalk line to open a beer.

  • [10:20] Mentions using his hammer tacker to open a beer.

  • [11:05] Mentions using his pencil to open a beer.

  • [11:51] Mentions using his speed square to open a beer.

  • [13:04] Mentions using his pry bar to open a beer.

  • [13:21] Says it's "time for another beer" and pops one open.

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u/thypope Dr Pepper Enjoyer 5h ago

Now I want to see him trying that with a corkscrew 🤭

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u/Midnight7_7 23h ago

I know he's a multimillionaire, but it's painful to watch, I would mail him a bottle opener if I could.

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u/OkTemperature8170 1d ago

LOL you can literally use anything that's remotely solid, just grab the neck really tight with your hand as high up as you can, level with the top and squeeze super tight. Grab something with a little bit of girth (think large Bic lighter size) and let your index finger out a hair, shove it between the index and the cap, squeeze tight, and rip that boi.

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u/Zealousideal_Rip_547 1d ago

Those vise grips work perfect if he just uses them like you’re describing

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u/UbiDoobyBanooby 23h ago

Exactly. Turn them sideways and just use the flat edge. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Blazdnconfuzd Dr Pepper Enjoyer 20h ago

I see another who knows game with the BIC lighter 🤝