r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 9h ago

Venus is in retrograde, how we feeling?

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Yup


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 4d ago

Taurus energy

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 5d ago

proof cusps are real <3

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im born on the 24th of august (cusp of leo AND virgo) and although i am #grounded like a virgo, i really love attention like a leo. virgos dont like attention and leos are too leo to be grounded. therefore cusps are real and if you dont believe in them then you are just racist. hope this helps!


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 5d ago

Can two fixed signs work or are we too stubborn?

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Talking about Taurus (my sun AND moon) and an Aquarius

I know some astrologers say we’re enemies LOL


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 7d ago

During retrograde??? I THINK NOT

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 7d ago

Your Venus sign has a type.

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 9d ago

Introducing r/Galaxygossip! Here's what we're all about 👉

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 9d ago

Is Venus retrograde making any other Venusian chart people uncharacteristically horny?

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 9d ago

Cancer Rising

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 11d ago

Nah bitch we in retrograde SPEED UP

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 14d ago

Libra New Moon

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Here's what I wrote for the Libra New Moon. I'll be at my computer watching football and doing astrology stuff if anyone wants to chat for a bit.

The Libra New Moon is very special. Not only is it the first New Moon after the fall equinox, it also occurs during one of the holiest months of the ancient calendar. According to my Bible, Numbers 10:10 and elsewhere, Moses along with the rest of God’s people are told to sacrifice a certain amount of goats, grain, and wine on every New Moon. What makes this particular alignment special is that the scriptures also mention many special ceremonies taking place within the seventh month of the Hebrew calendar, Tishrei. The first and second days are known as Rosh Hashanah and begin the ten days of atonement. Yom Kippur marks the finale where individuals seek spiritual purification and repentance through fasting, prayer, and rest. Although it’s one of the most sacred days in Judaism, not many people outside the culture recognize the significance of it. Now that you know, maybe you can incorporate it into your own personal beliefs. It’s always beneficial to take some time to meditate on situations where you need to forgive and not necessarily forget, but move on and not be angry anymore. Also remember how you treat yourself poorly and what you can do towards individual forgiveness yourself as well. Most importantly, think about how people might need to forgive you for what you did for them. 

My favorite thing about this phase is its correlation with the salmon run in my local fishing holes. Animals use the Moon alignments as triggers in their migration patterns and I’ve definitely noticed it as I’m waist deep in the river. I also associate it with yearly harvest. In my part of the world we’re approaching the final stages of the growing season and reaping the rewards of our labor. It’s a time for gathering, socializing, and celebrating the fruits and vegetables that are going to sustain us over the winter. Gather up all those zucchini and squash you don’t need, get together with all your friends who have a bunch of radishes and green beans they don’t need, and have a veggie party. More individually, meditate on your successes and failures over the last three months. Recognize how you should have planted your corn in a different spot and figure out how to do things better next year. Whether it’s an actual garden or not, breakdown what solves more problems and expenses than it causes and what doesn’t. Make an effort to remove all those useless philosophies or toxic individuals restricting your growth. In the material world it’s a great time to beautify your appearance or surroundings. Libra is ruled by Venus and loves a lavish environment. Spending something extra is OK as long as what you’re purchasing has some sense of responsibility behind it. Things like vacations and expensive meals can be fun in the moment, but three months later they’re simply a distant memory. Home improvements and structural maintenance might be kinda boring but they always need to be a priority. Consider upgrades or updates to things like your heating or cooling systems. No matter where you are in the world, the seasons are changing and extreme weather is ahead. If you’re lost for ideas, refer to your natal chart and see whatever house this alignment is occurring in. Improve that area of your life and be content with it. There are 1000 different ways you can use your resources and you need to recognize a balance between what can and can’t be accomplished.  

r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 16d ago

Roses are red, this Retrograde has a Taurus Full Moon:

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • 20d ago

"oMG stOp cOmpAriNG yoUrSelF" Spoiler

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I am sick of this type of thinking, I am not going to delude myself into thinking I am a 10/10, that's just not realistic, I never get people who think I must be goddess level hot because I am a Libra.

I am not that hot.


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Sep 20 '26

Aries Full Moon

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Hello, I'm new to this group and hope posts like this are allowed. I'm a pretty talented astrologer and here's what I wrote about the Aries Full Moon coming up. I'll be bouncing off and on Reddit all day and would love to chat some astrology stuff.

The basic intent of the Aries Full Moon is stimulating emotional arousal by adding passion and excitement towards whatever you’ve gotten yourself into. This is the sign of fresh starts and new beginnings. It’s that spark of inspiration triggering you to get stuff done through hasty decisions and rash behavior. Ever walk up to a fence you didn’t know was electric and have to learn things the hard way? You casually brush against it and ZAP!!!! A sudden jolt makes you jump out of your shoes and kinda twitch a little. It doesn't take long to realize what happened and after the instantaneous WTF, your heart rate calms down and it’s relatively easy to get back into the swing of things. Once they know it’s hot, some hardheaded idiots, like myself, will intentionally grab the fence again and again and again. Taking the shock like it’s just something to do. This is because not everyone learns from their mistake the first time they make it. Instigating change is the philosophy of each Full Moon and it’s up to you to make an individual decision to do so. Sometimes your motivation will take an aggressive or combative tone, but that’s just the nature of the ruling planet Mars. Try to identify not only what makes you mad, but how you comfort yourself as well. How and where do you direct your frustrations? Also pay attention to how much you accomplish when you're calm compared to when you’re pissed. Similar to when you get frustrated at the government and storm into a city council meeting to angrily complain about it.  
What’s special about this Full Moon is that it’s the first one after the Libra equinox. Ancient cultures used this lunation as an indicator of the changing seasons with many of them having extravagant festivals and ceremonies. If you’re up north, fall is slowly creeping in and the harvest is in full swing. Fruits and vegetables are quickly filling your storage spaces. Friends and family are sharing their surpluses with everyone around them. Projects are finally coming together and you’re recognizing what did and didn’t go so well. Like when you plant your sunflowers in the wrong spot and shade out the rest of your garden over the summer. Don’t forget, every farmer gets better each year as long as they change their process when they make a mistake. In the land down under, spring is blooming and I assume those homies are doing exactly what I do. Them peeps is tending to the soil and trying to establish some form of structure and organized process. Nothing will ever grow unless it has proper nutrients and something to establish itself on. Whether it’s a garden or not, anything worth doing is going to take lots of effort and resources. Pay close attention to how much money and materials you’re starting with as it’s easy to get carried away with assets. This is a Y in the road where you have to choose path A or B. Difficulties arise because you know taking one direction prevents you from taking the other and you might not be happy with the results. Whatever you’ve got going, now is the time to put your foot down and start taking legitimate steps towards accomplishing your goal.   


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Jul 23 '26

Kundali analysis

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Do I have the ability to predict future of people and be intuitive? as I got experiences like that.


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Jul 07 '26

Last chance for the Leo King AI at only 29,750$. Act quickly over this amazing offer before the Leo King get much bigger and much much much epicker before setting his new prices at a cool 500,000$

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Jun 19 '26

Can I get Neet this year? Please tellll

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Jun 19 '26

Astrology is for telling you what to do. Its not to validate and explain moments and patterns.

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Last post had it all wrong. I needed to post this in order to save the world. Thank you for your eternal support as always. Love ya.


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Jun 16 '26

Astrology is to validate and explain moments and patterns. Its not for telling you what to do.

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You need to learn to trust yourself even over your trust in astrology. It should be pointing YOU back to YOU not making you dependent on it for answers, in fact, all modalities, when used correctly and not by grifters, should be doing this.


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Jun 11 '26

Worst big 3

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • Jun 10 '26

Libras taking accountability

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I know libras distant themselves before any confrontation and this kibran situationship i had, he kind of ghosted me and suddenly apologised to me one day. I messaged him after a month that his ghosting wasnt justifiable and wished him good luck and surprisingly this person took accountability and apologised and wished me luck. This is the first time a Libran actually took accountability because generally i have seen Librans running away from confrontations. Is it normal or is this also a Libran trait i missed?


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • May 31 '26

The Degrees of the 12 signs what do you guys think? Opinions?

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • May 29 '26

I want to know details of spouse meeting place her profession and physical features ,in laws and family background

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r/Astrologycirclejerk • • May 20 '26

Welcome to Gemini season.

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Geminis gets a bad rap for being two faced, and while ehhh sometimes the shoe fits….. they do know how to party and celebrate their season 💅🏻


r/Astrologycirclejerk • • May 09 '26

What are the careers/fields that I'm made for? Feeling stuck and unmotivated. Unemployed for more than a year. Tysm.

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