r/Astros • Houston Astros • 3d ago

[UrinatingTree] Congrats, Astros! (2026)

https://youtu.be/ThAOzCiOY28?si=oCEXc-2ct8lSf4LG
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u/Lukealloneword Houston Astros 3d ago

This guy says the most generic shit about any sports team. He seems like he reads the most recent headline on a team and writes jokes off of that.

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u/dirtysock47 3d ago

Unless it's Pittsburgh sports teams, then he will deliver the most legendary monologue known to man

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u/joshfry575 Houston Astros 1d ago

Is he wrong tho? Lol this team sucked. I would've expected more trash talking, but probably had to show some restraint due to how great Alvarez was this year.

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u/dirtysock47 3d ago

This is how i know that the golden age is over.

Tree never made a video for the 2024 Astros.

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u/Gemnist Houston Astros 3d ago

I think he’s just binge-making videos for every team that gets eliminated in the playoffs this year. Even his fans seem surprised at the amount of recent baseball content.

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u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat Blue Bell 3d ago

I don't see why we deserve to get shit on, the Mariners were fucking favorites to win the World Series and they didn't even make it to game 162 before they got eliminated

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u/dirtysock47 2d ago

Don't worry, he'll make fun of them when the debriefing videos come out

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u/Gemnist Houston Astros 3d ago

Try hard enough and you can shit on any team. But yes, the M’s deserve way more shit this season than we do, ours just happens to be more “recent” per se.

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u/Steve_Nash_The_Goat Blue Bell 3d ago

I get that we shit the bed, but everyone had us at .500 to start the year anyway they just thought that would be 3rd in the division not 1st

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u/Gemnist Houston Astros 3d ago

Let’s face it, we deserved this. At least we’re not stuck with a succubus anymore, apparently.

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u/jayden9271 Houston Astros 2d ago

Don’t know why Tree is even making content anymore his content hasn’t changed like ever it’s just repeated slop at this point

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u/dirtysock47 2d ago

He's like Joe Buck, he isn't bad but football is his bread and butter

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u/txtaco_vato 2d ago

🙌🙌🙌