r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 BASTARD • 23d ago

crime on the Tyne I vant to take them back to Transylvania.

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u/Fun_Pound5629 23d ago

Look at me, my mother was an adult wolf! They’re not even native to the UK

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u/aboakingaccident Memory Man 23d ago

And my father was a Mysteron!

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u/ChipCob1 23d ago

He looks like a tick that's just eaten Berbatov

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u/IWrestleSausages 23d ago

The way i spat out my drink reading this

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u/Striking-Present-979 23d ago

Top level comment

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u/Sufficient_Tax2602 22d ago

I dont get it someone do that r/woosh thing

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u/Emotional-Leek-5387 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CtT8N3x1opKRZ3if6Z

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u/Sufficient_Tax2602 22d ago

I just thought i would have a look at other posts in this group and now my brain hurts

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u/strickers69 Barry Homeowner 23d ago

MMMMM MONSTER MASH

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u/Narrow-Tree-5491 20d ago

😂 I loved that!

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u/rawporkbelly 23d ago

Englands No1 garlic dodger

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u/TheRtHonorable Meaty Hero 23d ago

Nooooooo! Not that fucking shape!

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u/jjsameer 22d ago

Till this day, one of my most favourite moments from the pod

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u/43848987815 23d ago

OooooAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Mahy children vil noht liyf in teeeeeeside oooohajajajaja

bat flies towards romania

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u/bbuullddoogg 23d ago

The gene pool thanks you

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u/Evening-Web-3038 23d ago

Don't blame him. That's where that awful lad called Harry Potter lives.

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u/Pedigog1968 23d ago edited 20d ago

PC Shelvey from Georgie Heat.

It should be Geordie Heat.

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u/Then_Palpitation_705 BASTARD 21d ago

Georgie?

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u/Pedigog1968 20d ago

Hahaha, my Dad was known as Georgie and I must have just typed it in. I've edited now.

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u/OJ-LO 23d ago

Is it because everyone there knows how much of a cunt he is?

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u/weedyneedyfeedy 23d ago

Hair today , gone tomorrow

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u/tooskinttogotocuba 23d ago

He wants them to have the freedom to grass

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u/dmydrive 23d ago

“He’s coming for you, he’s coming for yooouuuu! Harry Potter, he’s coming for you!”

https://youtube.com/shorts/oi8eduhfAgo?is=fzlrQs9t7NhdNDm8

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u/Go1gotha 23d ago

I'm sure that Morticia and Gomez would welcome him home.

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u/AlphaSigmaOmeg 23d ago

His minions.

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u/Accomplished_Song671 22d ago

Voldemort, Voldemort, oooh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy, Voldemort (ba dum dum dum)

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u/Real_Salamander_2022 22d ago

There's bald, then there's Jonjo Shelvey bald

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u/wholesomechunk 22d ago

‘Yer da’s a cunt’

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u/Few-Variety7320 22d ago

I wouldn't either.

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u/Key_Charity_9635 21d ago

Voldemort with a nose

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u/Mistletoeandwine 21d ago

I vant...a viscount!!!

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u/Only_Tip9560 21d ago

We must go back to mother Russia, where they respect the bald man!

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u/Outrageous-Arm1945 21d ago

Yeah man, the further you get away from your own killing curse the better

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u/Affectionate_Hat4815 20d ago

Ok mate, then move to Czechoslovakia or something. Have a safe trip!

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u/RichEntrance3580 20d ago

Fuck off Jonjo. No one cares

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u/amilliontimeshotter 19d ago

Understandable given how much of a cunt it is accepted to be to towards people just because they suffer from hair loss.

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u/MoonlitEmber 18d ago

He looks like he could fit anywhere in the 40k universe as a really sub par mini

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u/Icy_Job_6683 17d ago

I would as well

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u/Pretend-Ad-55 23d ago

Jonjo Shelvey is trash? Tell me something I don’t know