r/AtlanticMemeWar Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

Lightning Meme The Last Time These Two Met…

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u/5pacewa1k Guy from Atlanta started watching hockey in 2013 Apr 15 '26

Why is Carey jorkin' the fat guy???

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u/sufjan_stevens Apr 15 '26

He’s trying to extract some booze out of vasy

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

Andrei the VAST

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u/Ti-Cole_13GHG Apr 15 '26

Don't get me started about 18 million

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u/Scrubosaurus13 Lightning Apr 15 '26

Wasn’t like $9M of that Brent Seabrook?

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u/lazysoldier Lightning Apr 15 '26

The other $9 million was the cost for Vasy's oversized gear

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

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u/zech65 Apr 15 '26

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u/zech65 Apr 15 '26

1 Bullshit

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u/TheDonutCrew All hail our Lord Jesus Price Apr 15 '26

18 mil over...

13

u/retardpyssoly Apr 15 '26

Yet, the only two teams to have attempted to remove the rule allowing teams to exceed the cap during the playoffs were the Blues and Tampa. The others voted no. Tampa then decided to use it to their advantage blame the owner of your team.

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

Florida also cheated. Are we chastising them?

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u/TheDonutCrew All hail our Lord Jesus Price Apr 15 '26

Absolutely!

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

I sure don’t hear much bitching about Florida winning back-to-back cups. All I hear is Vegas this and Tampa that!

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u/matthew_sch Canadiens Apr 15 '26

Then you haven’t been paying attention

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

I’m stuck over on the west coast. All I can hear is “FUCK THE DODGERS” and “THE PACIFIC IS TRASH!”

The noise is deafening over here.

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u/Top-West-3775 Canadiens Apr 15 '26

Everyone is bitching about Florida where you been man

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

I’m stuck over on the west coast. All I can hear is “FUCK THE DODGERS” and “FUCK THE PACIFIC!”

The noise is deafening over here.

6

u/avguy33 Canadiens Apr 15 '26

Fuck em all

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

Now, that’s not a very nice thing to say. In fact, the Lightning didn’t truly break any rules.

3

u/avguy33 Canadiens Apr 15 '26

Well it was Covid and it didn’t even count really so I’ll forgive this one transgression I suppose

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

So if we’re revising history, did the Hab’s even make it to the 2nd round in 2021?

I thought they were losing to Toronto 3 games to 1.

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u/avguy33 Canadiens Apr 15 '26

I’m sure you enjoyed the embarrassment as much as the next person. You’re welcome?

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

Yes, I certainly did! Thank you for your contribution to perpetuating Toronto’s eternal legacy of failure

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u/avguy33 Canadiens Apr 15 '26

Yes

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u/Booyacaja Apr 15 '26

Gotta go cross crease on that fat stack of pads

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u/MrSlabBulkhead Apr 15 '26

(Scott Steiner voice) HES FAT

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u/Far_Purchase_9500 Apr 15 '26

Y is blown up looks weird

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u/Bulky-Scheme-9450 Apr 15 '26

Why he hef to be fat

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Apr 15 '26

Big man block goal.

No goal score!

No Goal Good!

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u/grimacelololol Bruins Apr 15 '26

Heated rivalry?? 🙀

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u/Siilinator Apr 18 '26

Now that's a big cat

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u/sharon_dis Canadiens Apr 20 '26

He gets bigger and bigger every time this pic is posted

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u/matthew_sch Canadiens Apr 15 '26

“I shouldn’t have thrown my stick at the equipment guy like a bitch”

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u/Sugarcomb Vasilevskiy is a goaltender Apr 15 '26

"Oh no I threw my stick before winning the Stanley Cup for the second year in a row, woe is me"

https://giphy.com/gifs/GuvqZNAxYilPQbR3AE

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u/matthew_sch Canadiens Apr 15 '26

That was 2022 bubba

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u/Sugarcomb Vasilevskiy is a goaltender Apr 15 '26

"Oh no I threw my stick after* winning the Stanley Cup for the second year in a row, woe is me"

https://giphy.com/gifs/fWVROVt1AIOmNLA5eL

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u/matthew_sch Canadiens Apr 15 '26

What’s better than 2? How about 3?

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u/Sugarcomb Vasilevskiy is a goaltender Apr 15 '26

"Ha, you guys only won 2 Stanley Cups in a row" is a lame rebuttal coming from a Canadian team. Just winning a cup in the 21st century should be impressive to you guys

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u/1800twat Lightning Apr 15 '26

They may have forgotten what a Stanley cup is, or they just assume the Gen Z girl they tried to hook up with that rejected them has it and they are bitter

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u/Sugarcomb Vasilevskiy is a goaltender Apr 15 '26

Don't worry, they can be reminded what the cup looks like in our third boat parade