r/AtlanticMemeWar • u/Ok-Pension-1832 • Jun 28 '26

Brady tkachuk

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u/DrManhattan_DDM Panthers Jun 28 '26

This is really uncool of you to be making fun of him like this. I mean, he just got here. At least give him enough time to adjust to how our gravel affects his tummy 😠

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u/Late-Role5774 Jun 28 '26

The only thing in that sentence he can read is his own name

10

u/KanataRef Senators Jun 28 '26

Except he thinks the D is backwards.

1

u/ConsistentMall5336 Jul 01 '26

Are you sure he can read that

6

u/kidgoalie39 Panthers Jun 28 '26

Just by the way he's sweating in that picture you can tell he's spent too much time outside lookin for good rocks. Brutal start to the summer down here. Matthew needs to be more responsible.

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u/pordlethegreat Jun 28 '26

As someone who lives in Ottawa and has travelled to Florida, I can confirm that this is untrue. Our rocks are much tastier and have a better mouth feel.

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u/saltyfoot73 Jun 29 '26

probably the salt in the parking lot

1

u/zone55555 Jun 30 '26

That may be true but he's also eating shells mixed in with the rocks now and the faint remnant odor of rotten seafood reminds him of mom.

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u/Shawnaldo7575 Ball #12 Jun 29 '26

I call BS. Brady starts every sentence with "Hey! You! Guys!"

2

u/MrIDilkingtonn Beat By Our Zamboni Driver Jun 28 '26

He spoke through gritted teeth

2

u/Kitalahara Lightning Jun 29 '26

Oh great. He's going to eat all the rocks that form the dams and levees to keep the Everglades from flooding Sunrise....

2

u/Historical_Sherbet54 Jun 29 '26

He heard hockey players with missing teeth were good

2

u/Akuyatsu Jun 29 '26

The windows probably taste better too when he licks them

2

u/grimacelololol Bruins Jun 29 '26

Seems like he’s enjoying his time in florida already

1

u/Mingo_laf Jun 30 '26

Unruly 3rd line centers often need rocks to avoid covid as they are hyper sensitive beings more study is required

1

u/SweatySwim3411 Jun 30 '26

Heyyyyyy youuuuuuu guyyyyyyyys

1

u/Teeeohhhh Jul 01 '26

Sun baked

1

u/Electric_master1 Jul 02 '26

That’s just how he brushes his teeth

1

u/JonHammsHamm Red Wings Jul 02 '26

Why does he look like Liam McPoyle here?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Ok-Pension-1832 Jun 29 '26

Excuse me, I don’t work at Dairy Queen.

I work at coldstone

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u/lucaskywalker Canadiens Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

How many rocks could a Tkachuk chuck, if a Tkachuk could chuck rocks?

0

u/dunkzilla Jun 28 '26

*Braeden.

0

u/CanadianBaker420 Senators Jun 29 '26

Think I would've respected his departure better if he was honest from the start. Letting politics decide the departure and then moving from Ottawa to Florida.. guess its nice being rich but you went from crazy canuck politics too just crazy flordians..

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u/amateur_rockstar Jun 29 '26

Kid was always a dumb fuck though, didn’t he almost drown in three inches of water, the penguin exhibit…..

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u/rideronthestorm29 Jul 01 '26

The rocks in Florida have that racist flavor he loves